The Mid-Year Ciddies 2006 - Winner Revelations Thread! Tally now in first post. :)

EoFF Got Screwed Break

pwnt

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Originally Posted by Kentarou

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Originally Posted by RPJesus

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You did that just because I said it didn't. :rolleyes2 Besides... Your avatar isn't a picture of Jesus. :p

Edit: Well looky thar. RSL won, just like I knew he would. I'm sure it was the beard. :holmes:

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And that's why you told me to. :)

I'm getting there. My next phase (after cowboy) will be Jesus. I've been planning it, you mind reading vole!

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Originally Posted by Miriel

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Originally Posted by corncracker

Quina doesn't sex up enough knights.

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That's simply not true. :quina:

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back off, hussy! *wrenches*

I wonder if this is Yams' doing?

starting with eoff!

We broke EoFF. ;___;

it's actually Yams trying to merge Jess's and Rye's accounts.

I think Darth Holmes is destroying the internet, starting with EoFF. >_>

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

it's actually Yams trying to merge Jess's and Rye's accounts.

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It keeps the name Rye. :mad2:

Technical glitch there :p


Seems fixed now though :monster2:

It's halftime! I'll check back in 45 minutes!

EDIT: Funnier than eest? Makes sense to me!

Yay! It's back! xD

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Originally Posted by Kentarou

I think Darth Holmes is destroying the internet, starting with EoFF. >_>

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the only thing Joel ever destroyed was a sandwich.

EoFF is too cool for the internet

:monster2: ^_^

(best half arsed animation I ever did)

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

EDIT: Funnier than eest? Makes sense to me!

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not funny haha funny queer

:moose:

What does it take to be the sexiest female at Eyes on Final Fantasy? Taking a look at our nominees, it's obvious that the things that people here at EoFF find sexy vary greatly, as all our contestants are sexy in their own way.

Yooniece is a shoe-in to be considered sexy at a Final Fantasy message board, what with her being Azn. Everyone knows Final Fantasy geeks love Azns, right? Or, do they?

Also in the running is the lovely fire_of_avalon. She's about as far away from being azn as you can get, but she's still sexy like a fox. Many a YooHoo has been shaken over Megan Lynn. Both her and rubah would have an advantage over the others in the voting of the #tot regulars, because believe me people, the stories they come out with? Getting bit hot under collar, you know? It's a good thing the rules of #tot state that what happens it #tot stays in #tot. I don't think EoFF is quite ready for those two.

Then we have the two scottish beauties, Shauna and smittenkitten. Either one of them could walk away with this award, both of them steam up monitors around the world, ESPECIALLY when they're together.

Don't count out Anaisa, though. Even though she doesn't even have a picture in the album, she's up for this award. She's so sexy that it permeates through her computer and onto the internet.

Jess is our penultimate nominee, and what a nominee she is. Not only is she absolutely gorgeous, but she isn't afraid to whip a camera out and create another internet male favourite: hat porn. What man could resist her?

Last but definitely not least, we have Leeza. Not only is she a sexpot, but she brings experience to the table. Everyone knows how sexy experience is, too. Leeza has been being sexy before our other contestants were born, so never look past her. She's a babe.

And there we have it. The nominees for EoFF's sexiest female ciddie, all truely deserving, and all breathing a sigh of relief that "Mum" joined after nomintations were closed. I'm my own MILF may be his own MILF, but I know who everyone else's is. ;)

And now, without further ado, back to Award guy.

And we're back.

Woah. Right after I say Holmes is destroying the internet, EoFF goes downz temporarily. o_O

This is Blasphemy! Too bad I never won cutest malem there's always sexiest to aim for. Or blackmail AG with death threats.

Those who didn't make it...
rubah.......................15
smittenkitten...............15
Yooniece....................10
Leeza........................8
Anaisa.......................6
Shauna.......................6
RSL..........................1

foa vs. Jess, folks!

:(

Leeza will always be the sexiest one there for me. :love:

Oh well, I lost. :)

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Originally Posted by Kyono

Leeza will always be the sexiest one there for me. :love:

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Ahem, who's your MILF?

Thank you for Funniest Member, my dear pals. Conbulations to Cz for his first time win. Conbulations also to Rye for cleaning house. Be afraid, Jess, come November they'll all say "RYE WILL WIN EVERYTHING I HATE HER!!!!!" :p Also 'grats to MILF and Manus. Oh, and to Samuraid, for finally defeating cl_out!

Also thank you for Custom Title. Does this mean I finally get to find out who deleted my custom title? No, really, who was it? I came online one day to find it gone, and I couldn't remember what it was. :(

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

Those who didn't make it...
rubah.......................15

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This is an outrage. >=O

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Originally Posted by Rye

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Originally Posted by Kyono

Leeza will always be the sexiest one there for me. :love:

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Ahem, who's your MILF?

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Mum, obviously, but I meant out of the nominees. :)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Conbulations also to Rye for cleaning house. Be afraid, Jess, come November they'll all say "RYE WILL WIN EVERYTHING I HATE HER!!!!!" :p

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Congrats to you too, Custom Tit Paul. :D You deserved the Funniest Member one! And god, people have already started that, it's frightening! Don't kill me. ;___;

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Originally Posted by Kentarou

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

Those who didn't make it...
Psychotic.......................15

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This is an outrage. >=O

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Yeah, I pretty much agree with ya there.

bladen for funniest member december 06 imho

Aww, yeah, I'm back, mo, after a long hiatus, but I'm ready to spam again. Congrats to all the winners thus far as we wait to see who is...

The Sexiest Female

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Originally Posted by Kyono

bladen for funniest member december 06 imho

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Even if I get to the finals it's not as if people are going to vote for me, it's so sad. That's why i better win Sexiest Male.

*pops in and skims thread* XD Woweis I actually won those 2 ciddies? Very very unexpected ^-^ Thanks sexies and grats to everyone else except all the people that suck :D

And the Ciddie goes to...
fire_of_avalon

fire_of_avalon..............21
Jess........................16

Hurray for foa and her beard! Or is it RSL with the beard? Oh well, same difference.

My predictions officially fail this year. Goddamn you people and your unpredictability.

Yay! Congrats foa! :D

Psy's predictions fail because he didn't predict himself

http://www.antiquevending.com/images/bottle-yoohoo.jpg

WooT for FoA!

EL OH EL @ kyono

Congratulations foa! ^_____^

Congratulations, foa!

This is what we've all been waiting for for the past 2 weeks. This one thread. Now we know who to beg for nude pics. =p

Sexiest Male
Last winner: RSL
Nomination Leader: RSL

The Nominees
Bladen
Chris
DeathKnight
Del Murder
Kyono
Levian
Loony BoB
Psychotic
RSL
Spuuky
themagicroundabout

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Psychotic Faris: RSL Dignified Pauper: RSL Raistlin: Loony BoB Ultima Shadow: RSL Kyono: Levian Zeldy: Kyono Genius Lynx: Loony BoB Levian: Bladen Agent Proto: Psychotic Psychotic: RSL Meat Puppet: Psychotic Del Murder: Bladen

black orb: RSL Rye: Bladen Old Manus: Kyono Sephiroth1999AD: Loony BoB Jess: Psychotic RSL: Psychotic eestlinc: Loony BoB Rusty: Loony BoB Mittopotahis: RSL roto13-ness: RSL nik0tine: Bladen theundeadhero: Loony BoB Miriel: Del Murder

Prediction Party Favourite: RSL (7/26 - 27%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Loony BoB (6/26 - 23%)

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Psy's predictions fail because he didn't predict himself

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Mold Anus: Indead.

I have yet to check my predictions, but I'm probably so wrong. xD And congrats, foa. :D

Go Bladen. ;)

Did you know that one year, RSL beat me in this award by one vote? ie, the voter who always votes RSL for everything.

I've never been able to bring myself to look in a mirror since. :weep:

HERE WE GO BLADEN, HERE WE GO!

I'm sexy like Grace Kelly. vote for me. but not for sexiest female. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/grace.jpg

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Originally Posted by Kyono

http://www.antiquevending.com/images/bottle-yoohoo.jpg

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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

go foa xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I won! This is indeed a joyous day! So much so that I am tempted to capitalize every word, but I could never match the glory and magnificence that is Jaffar, so I shall not try.

(Thanks to everyone who voted for me ;D)

edit: GO FOWWA!

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Originally Posted by Rye

I have yet to check my predictions, but I'm probably so wrong. xD And congrats, foa. :D

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You didn't do as bad as I did, thankfully.
We need someone in the prediction party who is both sexeh and smrt.

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Originally Posted by Levian

I'm sexy like Grace Kelly. vote for me. but not for sexiest female. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/grace.jpg

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xD Wow. Go Blady-wady!

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I won! This is indeed a joyous day! So much so that I am tempted to capitalize every word, but I could never match the glory and magnificence that is Jaffar, so I shall not try.

(Thanks to everyone who voted for me ;D)

edit: GO FOWWA!

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You deserve it, my friend who happens to be his own MILF. :D

Lev you look like you're on ecstacy :p

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Originally Posted by SammieBabe

What defines Sexy? Dictionary.com defines it as "highly appealing or interesting; attractive". If these 11 EoFF studmuffins don't define that, then I don't know who does. Sexy isn't just a look. Sexy is a lifestyle. It's one of late nights, wild parties, fast cars, and even faster women. They can make non-Catholics wanna confess their sins. They are our Brad Pitts, George Clooneys, Colin Farrells, and Johnny Depps. Newbie boys want to be them, and every girl wants them. They make us think very bad things and sometimes make us do even worse. So, submitted for your approval, here are the hunks of EoFF. Our creme de la creme, our basket of beefcakes. Warning Ladies: These fellows aren't for the weak of stomach and you better not bring them home to Mama. Do you agree with everyone on the epitome of internet sexiness? Let's go to Award Guy to find out the results... ;) AG? What say you?

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post number 2 go bladen

GET ON WITH IT! gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo!

Those who didn't make it...
Chris.......................10
Del Murder...................9
Kyono........................9
Psychotic....................8
themagicroundabout...........8
Levian.......................7
DeathKnight..................6
Loony BoB....................6
Spuuky.......................6

Bladen vs. RSL...

Posting.

Has Bladen won yet? :ciddie:

PS: Basket of beefcakes? :laugh:

Beard vs. Beauty. An epic battle!

O well. Go RSL.

GO BLADEN! xD GO RSL! xD

:excited:

Oh crap...

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Originally Posted by Levian

O well. Go RSL.

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HEY BITCH! You may have a better name than me, but I'm sexier than you! :cool:

9 VOTES ROFL

GO BLADEN

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RSL

RSL.........................14
Bladen......................11

Intense match up. RSL will win it.

*darth vader no*

fail

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

And the Ciddie goes to...
RSL

RSL.........................14
Bladen......................11

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Beard > Beauty

Bladen, you are no longer worthy of our love you useless failure. Get out of my sight!

:love:

Evilest Member
Last winner: Lindy
Nomination Leader: Leeza

The Nominees
~Sapphirestar~
Bladen
Christmas
Darth Holmes
Dignified Pauper
Kawaii Ryûkishi
kikimm
Leeza
Old Manus
Psychotic
Raistlin
RSL
Shaun
Spatvark

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Psychotic Faris: Leeza Dignified Pauper: Dignified Pauper Raistlin: Leeza Ultima Shadow: Leeza Kyono: Kawaii Ryûkishi Zeldy: Christmas Genius Lynx: Kawaii Ryûkishi Levian: Dignified Pauper Agent Proto: Kawaii Ryûkishi Psychotic: Christmas Meat Puppet: Kawaii Ryûkishi Del Murder: kikimm

black orb: Christmas Rye: Leeza Old Manus: Bladen Sephiroth1999AD: Kawaii Ryûkishi Jess: Kawaii Ryûkishi RSL: Kawaii Ryûkishi eestlinc: Leeza Rusty: Kawaii Ryûkishi Mittopotahis: Leeza roto13-ness: Leeza nik0tine: Old Manus theundeadhero: Raistlin Miriel: Christmas

Prediction Party Favourite: Kawaii Ryûkishi (8/26 - 31%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Leeza (7/26 - 27%)

I'll grow a goatee then.

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Originally Posted by ^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3

Lev you look like you're on ecstacy :p

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He isn't!? :(

This is a farce, the only person who even fits the bill is Spatty.

Yay RSL! :D! Aww, poor Bladen. :p

Ooh, I wonder who'll be the evilest member! :excited:

Why isn't Dr. Yams on that list?

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Originally Posted by starseeker

Now for the award that celebrates the evilness of some of our members. The nominees are currently hiding from a flaming torch and pitchfork wielding mob, not our current audience, but a bunch of angry n00bs. I'm sure some support from the appreciative members would help but no one who's ever been outside the game forums would turn down a ciddie. So the member that you should hide small children, cute animals and raving fanboys from is....

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Holmes is easily the evilest member. >_>

I admit, I'm pretty seriously evil but compared to some of those guys I'm like the son of god or something.

Those who didn't make it...
Spatvark....................12
~Sapphirestar~..............10
Raistlin....................10
Christmas....................9
Psychotic....................6
Bladen.......................5
Old Manus....................5
Darth Holmes.................4
RSL..........................4
Dignified Pauper.............3
kikimm.......................3
Shaun........................2

Kishi vs. Leeza... that would actually be a pretty cool battle.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

HEY BITCH! You may have a better name than me, but I'm sexier than you! :cool:

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I'm better at spamming now. :cool:

edit: Go Leeza!

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Originally Posted by Bladen

I admit, I'm pretty seriously evil but compared to some of those guys I'm like the son of god or something.

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I could always take you under my wind. But when I think that I remember I hate you, try asking Yamaneko, he might teach you. Or Leeza, I heard she's doing lessons.

Go go, Christmas! Go go!

Utter fail.

Go Leeza!!!! Most of time I'm too lazy to uber uber evil.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Leeza

Leeza.......................18
Kawaii Ryûkishi.............16

Leeza takes her first win in Evilest Member after once having five Nicest Member wins in a row!

[leeza]Leeza wins![/leeza]

Congrats Leeza! :D

Buckets, Shirley.

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

Leeza takes her first win in Evilest Member after once having five Nicest Member wins in a row!

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She used to be such a nice girl...

Nicest Member
Last winner: Rye
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Leeza
Loony BoB
Resha
RSL
Rye
Shauna
smittenkitten
The Captain

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: ff7+ff10 gurl 100 Faris: Rye Dignified Pauper: Rye Raistlin: RSL Ultima Shadow: The Captain Kyono: Rye Zeldy: Shauna Genius Lynx: RSL Levian: Rye Agent Proto: Leeza Psychotic: RSL Meat Puppet: ff7+ff10 gurl 100 Del Murder: RSL

black orb: RSL Rye: Rye Old Manus: RSL Sephiroth1999AD: Leeza Jess: Rye RSL: ff7+ff10 gurl 100 eestlinc: Leeza Rusty: Rye Mittopotahis: Rye roto13-ness: Rye nik0tine: Rye theundeadhero: Leeza Miriel: Rye

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (11/26 - 42%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: RSL (6/26 - 23%)

This one's a no-brainer, as far as I'm concerned.

I hope I win! :excited:

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Originally Posted by Rase

Wow, we've almost reached the final ten Ciddies. We're still here at #11 though, and so now we shall see who here is the Nicest Member of the forums. You know, the member everyone loves, the one that makes you feel warm inside whenever you see one of their posts, restoring your faith in the human race. These folks often go above and beyond the call of duty to make everyone else welcome and insure that everyone has at least one small bit of good in their day. But before we find out who won (their all winners!), don't you think it'd be nice to know a little about each member?

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Maker of many an excellent signature, ff7+ff10 gurl 100 is always willing to help people with improving their online persona by means of a sweet looking thing at the bottom of their posts. She's almost been here a year, and in that time she's brightened up many a day with kind attitude and helpful advice to aspiring sig artists. Hopefully she'll make an excellent sig commemorating this event, should she win the Ciddie.

Leeza
Ahh, Leeza. She's won this particular Ciddie six times in the past, the last time being at the end of '04, and after a brief hiatus, she's back to try and regain her crown. This is not to say, however, that she is at all undeserving of it. Always there to befriend new members, Leeza also makes sure that the forums in general stay nice and safe from flamers. She's even nice when she edits a post (as in, [leeza] PLEASE don't be a moron [/leeza]).

Loony BoB
Award Guys partner-in-crime, BoB is possibly one of the best known and most recognizable members at EoFF. There are various reasons for this, but one is definitely his kindness towards newbies to the forum. As a self-proclaimed "Newbie" himself, BoB can be seen in most "I'm new" threads, happily welcoming people. However, it's the fact that this attitude extends throughout most everything he does that makes him a prime candidate for this Ciddie.

Resha
Apparently the daughter of Flying Mullet (or at least, so he says), Resha is pure love turned human. She can be nice to almost everyone, as can be seen by this actual quote:

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I think we should turn this into a Lindy-loving thread, and stroke his ego. He's clearly an anguished, tortured, unloved and under-nourished soul screaming out for it. :) we luv u lindee

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Basically, that's Resha in a nutshell. Always willing to try and make people feel happier then they are at that moment.

RSL
A bearded lumberjack who loves Eeyore, RSL was bound to be either friendly or insane. Fortunately for all he comes in contact with he became the former. One sure sign of his friendliness is the fact that he has a day dedicated to him. I mean, how often do mean people get days for themselves? Any time spent reading his posts will instantly reveal his good-heartedness, and for this he has been nominated.
NOTE: If you want RSL to be nicer to you, change your name to smittenkitten.

Rye
Current holder of the title "Nicest Member", Rye is a lot better than the bread of her name. Always encouraging people with their ambitions, she is known for using small font and XD a lot. Probably the only nice person in Noo Yoik Noo Yoik, Rye has a way of bringing a smile to most members faces, usually through a compliment or piece of advice. She also likes Avril Lavigne, oddly enough.

Shauna
Friend of another nominee (Hint: the next one), Shauna is Crazy Scot who enjoys using the :o emoticon. Willing to boost everyone up, she hands out compliments left and right, regardless of the member’s status. This has earned her the respect of many, and her easy-going attitude toward most things only helps this. It's reported that many members hope that, should Shauna or smittenkitten win, they will perform another duet.

smittenkitten
Known for her animated avatars that usually involve a Kao, smitten has picked up many fans during her time here, including fellow nominees Loony BoB, RSL, and Shauna. If Resha is love incarnate, smittenkitten is pure happiness in a supercharged ball of energy, littering her posts with smilies and kindness as far as the eye can see. With her current occupation listed as "Being Nice", smitten certainly has an edge in this Ciddie.

The Captain
Ahh, the final nominee. The Captain is quite possibly the most respected member of the forums, and has yet to make a post that was in anyway mean or cold-hearted. On the contrary, he's always ready with an encouraging word or invaluable piece of advice. A true gentleman, The Captain modestly refers to himself as just another fellow, yet his immense popularity seems to dispute this. Take Care Captain, Take Care.

So, who's the Nicest Member? Well, seeing as how I just complimented all the supposed "Nicest" members repeatedly, I'd have to say myself. Unfortunately, I don't think Award Guy understands how much sense this makes, and so he'll probably go with some silly thing like "who has the most votes". So then, let's see who DOES have the most votes, and who you thought was EoFF's Nicest Member. Award Guy?

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c'mon shauna:D

Just wanted to congratulate all winners again. You deserve it! To the ones who triumphed over me: YOU'RE ON THE LIST. >:O

:p

The Captain is the nicest member. :(

Go Shauna and Liz! :heart:

Rye has this one.

Those who didn't make it...
Rye.........................13
Shauna......................13
Resha.......................12
The Captain.................12
Leeza........................9
Loony BoB....................9
smittenkitten................5

ff7+ff10 gurl 100 and RSL would eventually have their fate in this Ciddie decided on by the tie-breakers...

Go, Resha GO! WIN!

EDIT: Oh, okay.>=(
GO RSL!

The Captain hasn't posted in ages

Go Liz! Go RSL! :D

Go gurl, go! Defeat that tyrant of a bearded man!

Justice has been served again!

I think AG's tie-breakers will prefer RSL.

oh rsl, we know it's you in our heart of hearts

Awwwww....sorry Rye.

And the Ciddie goes to...
ff7+ff10 gurl 100

ff7+ff10 gurl 100...........19
RSL.........................18

What a wonderful award to pick up for her first ever Ciddie. :)

Whoa, me against ff7+ff10 gurl 100? That is crazy

EDIT: Congrats liz! You deserve it :)

I am surprised and shocked.

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Originally Posted by rubah

oh rsl, we know it's you in our heart of hearts

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I'm trying so hard not to make a Kingdom Hearts reference...

Go gurl go! You won!! WOOT FOR MY PREDICTION!

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And the Ciddie goes to...
ff7+ff10 gurl 100

ff7+ff10 gurl 100...........19
RSL.........................18

What a wonderful award to pick up for her first ever Ciddie. :)

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hax

You go gurl.

RSL Hates me anyway.

Haha, I guess I was wrong. Congratulations! It's good to see so many first time winners.

Congrats Liz! :D You ttly deserve it. ;)

I predicted ff7+ff10 gurl 100! Oh this is awesome. I couldn't think of a nicer person to lose to!

Heh. I hav one more category I'm in. Recognized Member. Do I stand a hope in hell? Not likely.

Oh Snap! Well done, Liz! :D

Time for the Big Ten. :aimsun:

WHOA CONGRATULATIONS NICEST :love: Congrats to all the ones I missed, I'll miss no more I promise solemnly. Thank God these things are crawling enough to not be over yet :p Haha. We've just come onto the main ones and I MADE IT!

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Time for the Big Ten. :aimsun:

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And your traditional six hour break before you announce the big ten?

Yay the big ten! :D

OUT WITH IT!

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Haha, I guess I was wrong. Congratulations! It's good to see so many first time winners.

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Yeah, I love first time winners. The Ciddie winners are really breaking molds this time. :D

Best Newbie
Last winner: RPJesus
Nomination Leader: ekinserge (later disqualified) / lovehurts (tie)

The Nominees
Citizen Soup
DarkFirah
Dr.X
Evastio
lovehurts
Owen Macwere
Vincent, Thunder God

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Evastio Faris: lovehurts Dignified Pauper: lovehurts Raistlin: Evastio Ultima Shadow: lovehurts Kyono: lovehurts Zeldy: Evastio Genius Lynx: Owen Macwere Levian: lovehurts Agent Proto: DarkFirah Psychotic: lovehurts Meat Puppet: Owen Macwere Del Murder: lovehurts

black orb: lovehurts Rye: lovehurts Old Manus: Evastio Sephiroth1999AD: Owen Macwere Jess: Evastio RSL: lovehurts eestlinc: lovehurts Rusty: Evastio Mittopotahis: Evastio roto13-ness: lovehurts nik0tine: lovehurts theundeadhero: Evastio Miriel: Evastio

Prediction Party Favourite: lovehurts (13/26 - 50%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (9/26 - 35%)

lovehurts for the win!

lovehurts ftw! :D

I'm too lazy to count my correct predictions. But I think my predictions have been half-assed, atleast. :greenie:

Hey, we're getting to the really good stuff now. None of that "Most Underrated Member" rubbish. :p

ekinserge for the win! :D

So they come in many forms: there are the Cloud fanboys, the Tidus fangirls (no comment), the Aeris revivers, the ones hu typ lyk dis, and, recently, the nine year old Barney haters who beg you to post 111 and be their friend. There are the morons who get banned within a week, the trouble-makers who manage to annoy every single moderator daily, and, occasionally, even a relatively normal person who turns out to be pretty cool. Every once in a while, a truly heroic, magnificent character comes along with style enough to cry, ":mad2: MARRY ME IM POLISH!!!! :mad2:" in despair before proceeding to make threads questioning whether sausages masturbate.

Often, they come in masses. Will EoFF ever truly know the reason for this? Probably not, although it has been speculated that the appearance of Aeris's chest in the EoFF banner had something to do with it in the past. Perhaps lately, the newbies arrive simply because they want to let us know that love really hurts.

Last year's Best Newbie winners were Shauna, formally known as yuna_elena, and RPJesus; I can only assume that the former won because people are terrified by her Scottish head and pornographic tendencies. The latter, apparently, is the Jesus of RPGs, and therefore it is not a great surprise that they won: he/she/it is the SECOND COMING (or, in this case, the FIRST COMING!) who came to save us all from rubbish RPGs!!!!!!!111one!1 I salute you, sir! ...Or, um, madam. You tell me. What gender is "J"? :(

We learn a lot from newbies. For instance, we now know that they are capable of making the best posts ever, and that sometimes, love hurts.

As for the glory of this year's Ciddie... WHO WILL IT BE? Citizen Soup, DarkFirah, Dr.X, ekinserge, Evastio, lovehurts (whose love calls out to me like a foghorn in the mist, and hurts), Owen Macwere or Vincent, Thunder God?

I love you and I'm Polish, lovehurts. Will you marry me?

And the winner is -

lovehurts!!!

Okay, I'm lying. I don't know if he's won. But won't it be great if lovehurts wins? His love will hurt us but it will be worth it. Well, let's get on with the show! Just WHO is the best newbie of EoFF?

P.S. If lovehurts doesn't win I am going to kill you all.

Woot for Previous Winner. B)

Those who didn't make it...
Owen Macwere................13
DarkFirah...................12
Vincent, Thunder God........12
Citizen Soup................10
Dr.X.........................6
RSL..........................1

Evastio and lovehurts will end up with just two votes between them. Who will win?

come on lovehurts!

LOVEHURTS! :love:

I'll cheer for Evastio, as you're all so biased. I think he got my vote anyway.

And the Ciddie goes to...
lovehurts

lovehurts...................20
Evastio.....................18

YES!

Go lovehurts! :)

Wow! RSL is cute & sexy! Can't top that. :)

Thank you all for voting me the Evilist. If I can't be nice, evil is the next best thing. Poor Kishi is not so evil anymore. :)

Congrats to all the winners so far. Good job. :cat:

Well shut my mouth!

Our love doesn't hurt him

lovehurts???

Edit: Congrats, I'm 5 hours behind. Why must five people post by the time I type out one word and click submit? :nonono:

WOOHOO! xD

Good job! Love beams of lurv! :love: :love: :love:

While I like love hurts I say Evastio

Edit: Wow that came up late.

Don't love him. YOu'll hurt him!

If loving him means hurting him, then I love lovehurts. :)

I LOVE YOU LOVEHURTS

Thank you for blessing me with your existence.

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Edit: Congrats, I'm 5 hours behind. Why must five people post by the time I type out one word and click submit? :nonono:

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Learn the ways of the Quick Reply, Luke.

Evastio you are a sexy beast and we love you :heart:

Best Regular
Last winner: Primus Inter Pares
Nomination Leader: roto13-ness

The Nominees
*~Angel Wing~*
Heero Yuy NWZC
Kain's_girl
Ramza Beoulve
roto13-ness
Shaun
Tavrobel

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: roto13-ness Faris: roto13-ness Dignified Pauper: roto13-ness Raistlin: roto13-ness Ultima Shadow: Tavrobel Kyono: Tavrobel Zeldy: roto13-ness Genius Lynx: roto13-ness Levian: roto13-ness Agent Proto: Shaun Psychotic: roto13-ness Meat Puppet: Heero Yuy NWZC Del Murder: roto13-ness

black orb: roto13-ness Rye: roto13-ness Old Manus: roto13-ness Sephiroth1999AD: Shaun Jess: Shaun RSL: roto13-ness eestlinc: Ramza Beoulve Rusty: roto13-ness Mittopotahis: roto13-ness roto13-ness: Tavrobel nik0tine: roto13-ness theundeadhero: roto13-ness Miriel: roto13-ness

Prediction Party Favourite: roto13-ness (18/26 - 69%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Tavrobel (3/26 - 12%)

As King of the Newbies, I now resign and pass my powers on to lovehurts. Look after my little newbs well. :cry:

Go go Roto!

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Edit: Congrats, I'm 5 hours behind. Why must five people post by the time I type out one word and click submit? :nonono:

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Learn the ways of the Quick Reply, Luke.

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I do use it, Chuck. Which is why the rest of y'all need to slow down and sniff the flowers. :rolleyes2

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'They've made it past the notrious newbie phase. The phase where many come and many do not stay. These members have made an impression - whether good, bad or notorious for something which only a newbie could do. They're making their mark. Whether as someone who is on th eedge of being banned or becoming a much loved member of EoFF. Behold the regulars! I give you this years nominees as follows in most likely to annoy the oldbies: (Not really)....(Maybe really...)'

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(i owned AG! i owned AG! who owned AG? i owned AG!) Go Roto. :p

If roto doesn't win, I don't like to think what he'll do.
If Tavrobel doesn't win, I'll probably just laugh at him.

Succeed where I have failed Roto!

Those who didn't make it...
*~Angel Wing~*..............12
Heero Yuy NWZC..............12
Kain's_girl.................10
Shaun........................8
Ramza Beoulve................3
RSL..........................1

roto13-ness and Tavrobel go head to head!

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Succeed where I have failed Roto!

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For you, Giga Guess!

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If roto doesn't win, I don't like to think what he'll do.
If Tavrobel doesn't win, I'll probably just laugh at him.

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Aww, thanks, PsyPie. I'll just laugh at you too.

Goooo Tavrobel!

And the Ciddie goes to...
roto13-ness

roto13-ness.................38
Tavrobel....................16

EoFF is divided. :(

EDIT: BEHIND AGAIN CONGRATS RORTO

Wewt! Congrats Roto! :D

:D!

Thanks to everyone who voted for me! ^_^

Clearly.

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:D!

Thanks to everyone who voted for me! ^_^

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Good work my friend. Good work.

Congratulatory outdoor clothing.

Congratulations, Roto!

FAO Tavrobel: :hahaha:

gj roto.

Best Veteran
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Levian / Raistlin (tie)

The Nominees
Bert
Cz
Dr Unne
Endless Twilight
Levian
Neel Hates Clout's Guts
Old Manus
Raistlin
RPJesus
Rye
themagicroundabout

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Dr Unne Faris: Old Manus Dignified Pauper: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Raistlin: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Ultima Shadow: Raistlin Kyono: Levian Zeldy: Rye Genius Lynx: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Levian: Old Manus Agent Proto: Rye Psychotic: Rye Meat Puppet: Rye Del Murder: Neel Hates Clout's Guts

black orb: Bert Rye: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Old Manus: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Sephiroth1999AD: Raistlin Jess: Neel Hates Clout's Guts RSL: Neel Hates Clout's Guts eestlinc: Rye Rusty: Levian Mittopotahis: Cz roto13-ness: Old Manus nik0tine: Neel Hates Clout's Guts theundeadhero: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Miriel: Levian

Prediction Party Favourite: Neel Hates Clout's Guts (10/26 - 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (5/26 - 19%)

Congrats, roto, as though there were likely a chance of anyone else winning.

Congrats Roto, Commiserations (sp?) Travobel.

(omfg, that's a mega moth on my screen)

I want Levian to win because he is my good friend and I love him.

AH go Cz Cz Cz Cz fellow Toure-Toure-lover and appreciator, GO! Or CURTY! Oh my god. I'm TORN! :(

I predict I don't win!

Greetings, EoFFers. Our 53rd or whatever award of the evening (pretend it’s evening) goes to our best veteran. The dictionary defines “veteran” as “A person who practices medicine for animals.” We here at Eyeson, however, like to look at the word a different way. When we think of a veteran, we think of an oldbie. Someone who has been around since the beginning. Someone who has seen the site mature and grow, and has stayed with it. Something a n00b like me cannot claim to have done. Bert, Dr. Unne, Levian, Neel, Old Manus, Raistlin, RPJesus, Roundabout, Cz, Rye, Endless Twilight… who do you, the people, consider to be the greatest veteran of them all? We shall see. We shall see…

Really we will.

Any minute now.

Everyone is just repeating what they said in chat

It's like looking into the future!

Well, I cosider me to be the greatest, obviously.

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Everyone is just repeating what they said in chat

It's like looking into the future!

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I couldn't think of anything else to say! :mad2:

Those who didn't make it...
Cz..........................11
Rye.........................11
themagicroundabout..........10
Endless Twilight.............9
Raistlin.....................8
Neel Hates Clout's Guts......7
RPJesus......................7
Bert.........................6
Old Manus....................6
RSL..........................1

I believe it was the final vote that managed to push one of Dr Unne and Levian ahead of the other...

GO LEVIE GO LEVIE DR UNNE SKITPACKARE EPLEDROSJETARNKATTFITTE

Go Unne! Go LEVIN B)

:excited:

Dr. Unne, but only cause raistlin is eliminated now.

leeeeeeeeeeeevia~

WHAAAEY L'EVIAN WATER. DO IT DO IT DO IT.

GO LEV! YOU CAN DO IT!

I am rooting for the Levian but this does not mean I want to be his friend anymore.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Dr Unne

Dr Unne.....................19
Levian......................18

Dr Unne picks up his 44th win in EoFF Awards / Ciddies history!

So many winners, and none of them are me. :(

I wish BoB were here to teach Award Guy a lesson! :mad:

Levian for sex woops I mean win.
EDIT: Levi was cheated

I say go Lev....well he went...:(