Thread of no Return (someday...) 2

You are crazy bubba. These poor people :cry:

Galuf made me feel bad so I will now regale you all with a story every six-and-a-half days to make up for the fact that no-one will get any points here ever again for the rest of time.

There is an annoying guy at work who sends office-wide emails whenever he's planned an event. He's a prick and everyone hates his f**king emails. Anyway, today he sent one round saying that two of his mini wrestling figures had gone missing from his desk overnight. Cue a chain of tedious emails which culminated in some legend from IT sending a final email to us all. It solely contained the following picture...

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Someone brought a box full of apples into work today from their garden back home. The box was labelled ‘Left side cooking apples... right side eating apples’. All the apples looked very similar and there was NO DIVIDER IN THE BOX.

Rotate the box 90 degrees. Place the sign back on the "front".

Poor labelling is a crime, to be sure.

Did I win yet?

This game has been going on for 3926 days so far which is insane, this translates to:

* 10 years, 8 months, 29 days
* 128 months, 29 days
* 560 weeks and 6 days
* 94,224 hours
* 5,653,440 minutes
* 339,206,400 seconds

BTW I’ll update the scores tomorrow.

You could have waited one day to get the month score

As an old class mate of mine once said: patience is a virgin.

Bloody hell.

I wonder if anyone comes back to intentionally post in this thread.

Or if it's just like "whoops I haven't posted here in 4,000 days, but I see this on the front page and remember it exists now."

Did I win yet? I should be in the lead.

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Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart

I wonder if anyone comes back to intentionally post in this thread.

Or if it's just like "whoops I haven't posted here in 4,000 days, but I see this on the front page and remember it exists now."

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It's never that long but this is the source of the magnetism for me, definitely.

So, I'm the winner. Proud of myself.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Baloki

Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of yer post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

Less than a week - 0 points
seven days - 1 point
two weeks - 2 points
three weeks - 3 points
four weeks - 5 points
six weeks - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 point
A year - 2000 points

Status Effects
Special Mullet Busting Rule: If you post and the previous post is also yours, any posts by you will be ignored until someone else has posted.
Rule Type-0 HD: You cannot claim more then one set of points within a four week period, how your post affects the last post date for the next claimant will remain a secret until the next time I update the scores.
Bonus Date Rule: If you can make a post so that you can score points on the 25th December you will gain an additional 20 points.

Get ready! Set! Don't post!


High Scores

• Dignified Pauper :: 2047 points
• Jiro :: 2045 points (+ cake of gold, a universal translator and a single, lone bauble)
• The Man :: 2042 points (+ large cookie and a single, lone chocolate santa + a Diploma in Internet Studies + First To Achieve a Month of not Posting)
• Lekena/Freya :: 210 points
• blackmage_nuke :: 122 points (+ mod warning)
• Bubba :: 107 points (+ a Christmas themed set of wooden blocks with Cockerels on)
• Northernchaosgod :: 69 points (and a partridge in a pear tree + An answer to the life, universe and everything + a dirty joke)
• Quin :: 25 points (+ a golf clap + a light snack + Light Orb + An Evil Friday the 13th Based Curse x2 + Macdonalds Combo Meal + Stopwatch)
• Aerith's Knight :: 24 points (Six Week Streaker)
• rubah :: 22 points
• Flying Mullet :: 21 points
• Clouded Sky (tied with bondage rope to Mulley) :: 8 points
• BlackFire :: 20 points
• Yaridovich :: 15 points (+ keys to Psys Fursuit + 1 Chocolate Easter Egg)
• Midgar Mist :: 10 points
• Zanmato :: 7 points
• qwertyxsora :: 6 points
• leader of mortals :: 5 points
• Demon Dude :: 4 points
• Jentleness :: 4 points
• Jinx :: 4 points
• Gamblet :: 3 points
• Carl the Llama :: 3 points
• krakenHunter :: 1 point
• Psychotic :: 1 point
• Trollhunter :: 1 point
• Fire_of_Avalon :: 1 point
• Christmas :: 1 point
• Bunny :: 0 -1 points
• Naomi The Insane :: -50 points

Points carried over from the previous thread. Official starting time/date: 12-08-2010, 12:10

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I appreciate the way you put yourself only a few points ahead of me. It makes it more believable.

It also makes it so that I've overtaken you with this post.