A librarian waiting for you to return your books to the library.
Why the hell are teenagers horny?
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A librarian waiting for you to return your books to the library.
Why the hell are teenagers horny?
because...I can't think of anything witty.
why the smurf did my car just start leaking an unknown fluid a few days ago?
There's a midget in there and it need pee holes.
How come fencing isnt as popular as futbol
There's serious HAZZARD'S while fencing--you may die
why does my back hurt?
I know why my back hurts, don't know about yours...
I don't like classical music...so why I like FF music???
cause ff music fits in its own genre.
How come the eoff banner centerpiece has aeris boobs?
It was secretly created by HOOTERS and the staff won't admit it.
Why do we have spots on our backs that we can not scratch?
God is a sadist.
Oh, come on, you know it's true!
Why is god a sadist?
Because I am one and I commanded him.
Why are sadistic people weird?
They ate too much celery in their youth.
What is the origin of the word citrus?
you sit and it squeezes out juice.
why was that so lame?
cuz I'm too cool!
Why isin't Pluto a planet anymore?
Cause he's a Disney dog-like character.
Why do we milk cows instead of say, monkeys?
cause you'll contract an std
which part of the monkey will you milk?
its ear!
how would you beat hellboy?