how do u like ur girlfriend/boyfriend to b?

Hmmmmmmmm let me see:

Cute: yep
Boy: yep
Inteligent: Yep
Atheist
Gothic
Emo: yep
Likes Keane
Must like art, music: yep
Must want 4 kids and get marry: yep
Gay: yep :exdee:

Yeah.... this is good!

Someone who could mock all these requirements with me: Yep.

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Misfit.

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Jowy! :love:

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Bunny!

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Misfit.

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Jowy! :love:

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Bunny!

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*pepper spray*

I have been pepper sprayed before as part of my job training and it is not very fun. It is also highly illegal if you live in a state with laws against pepper spray. Pennslyvania is one of those states.

Stunguns then? ^^

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I have been pepper sprayed before as part of my job training and it is not very fun. It is also highly illegal if you live in a state with laws against pepper spray. Pennslyvania is one of those states.

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*stungun*

Also illegal.

*paintball*

She's got you there.

It hurts so gooooood.

paintball is ilegal depending how far you take it.
once or twice for defence is fine but if you take it upon yourself to blast em twenty times in the head and chest, your the the one the cops will grab.
why? that much damage counts as agrevated assualt:shoot: :holmes:

mst have a pulse and 2-5 legs nah scrw the pulse as long as its warm

srsly i h8 being with a girl who is stunning looking but you never talk to or share any intrests with it gets sooo boring (wow that sounds MIGHTY gay looking back over it,oh yeah btw im not homophobic or anything remotely like it my best friend is gay so anybody that takes that remark offencively,no offence is ment)

so i guess her criteria must include
good looks (doesnt have to be eva longoria :thumb:)
nice smile and laugh(i love them 2)
sence of houmor
energetic
happy with her self
share a few intrests with me(not to many it kinda ruins the fun when they agree with everything you say)
must not smoke(well not 2 much so she doesnt taste like an ash tray)
oh and i cant stand cheating i dont mind if she dumps me and then does it(well i do ....you know what i mean:cry: )

wow i seem kindsa picky looking at it there

"reads last post, sees the eva reference and laughs my balls off"
:lol: :chuckle: :joker:
but i sympathize i would have said terri hatcher, but the terri from 15 years ago.

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I am a girl, can I, CAN I???

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