OH SHI-?! This Are Election Thread!

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

And you were a mafia recruiter, is that what people will vote for?
I think not. :spin:

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I believe I won an award with my performance at that game. Not something you can say now, is it? :p

Vote AK for president!

He won't make it worse, so you can't lose!

Nice to see you are humble today.

I got a 9 for a Master-level Calculus test, so you might as well ignore me today. I'm feeling too good. ^__^

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

Nice to see you are humble today.

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It's just proof that the Shinra Party is not what these forums need!

Go Avalanche!

I hereby announce Rantzien and Aerith's Knight as heroes. Ohhh sweet '08.

People all shout free love and ganja or whatever, but deep inside they cringe at every troll, spam and pr0n thread.

They don't want it, but soiciety makes it seem like they should. I reject that notion.

I am proud to say I support ShinRa!

Every time someone joins the Shinra, a kitten dies.

No, really, they have a box of kittens and require the person joining to strangle one before they can join the party. :(

And what's worse? They have a "Best of Strangling Kittens" DVD for sale on their website that funds their campaign.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Every time someone joins the Shinra, a kitten dies.

No, really, they have a box of kittens and require the person joining to strangle one before they can join the party. :(

And what's worse? They have a "Best of Strangling Kittens" DVD for sale on their website that funds their campaign.

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That is false propaganda. The "kitten" is actually a Coeurl that we defeat in turn based combat in order to protect the good citizens of the lower forums from being turned to stone. if not for the efforts of the Shinra Party, the FF II forum would have died years ago.

A vote for Avalanche is a vote in support of the forums being overrun by monsters. Do YOU want that?

Now excuse me, but there is an report of a vicious pack of Marlboro sighted in the FF XII forum, and they must be stopped before any lives are lost.

People! Shinra are the bad guys, who are the good ones? Who tried to save the world? AVALANCHE!

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Originally Posted by Demon Dude

People! Shinra are the bad guys, who are the good ones? Who tried to save the world by killing innocent people and destroying an infrastructure, not to mention all the lives lost by hospitals without power? AVALANCHE!

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Fixed. :)

Plus, may I remind you we are not in FF7 and this ShinRa has nothing to do with that one.

yo yo yo yo it's cryme time.

Just to clear up some confusion, the application process is not supposed to have any mention of your name or anything like that in it. It's all secret! Why? I will explain the ballot process for the primaries!

You will each get two votes! Basically the idea is that you vote for someone based on how good a candidate you think they are, and you vote anonymously for how good their application is. So it's personality and skills!

If you are an Avalanche Member, your form will look something like this:

Candidates (PICK ONE)
1. Joe Guy
2. Bob Dude
3. Michael Person

You will then see the applications, listed anonymously.

APPLICATIONS (PICK ONE)
Applicant A
Applicant B
Applicant C

The same will be for the Shinra party, but with their candidates and applications. (and it will be blue)

For neutral voters who are not registered to any party, your voting form will be something like this:

Avalanche: (PICK ONE)
Applicant A
Applicant B
Applicant C

Shinra: (PICK ONE)
Applicant A
Applicant B
Applicant C

You won't get to vote for people by name, (ie, your vote is worth less in individual primaries) but you can affect the outcome for both parties.

The person who gets the most votes overall for each party will become their presidential candidate.

PS: 7 Avalanche applicants, 5 Shinra. ;)

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Every time someone joins the Shinra, a kitten dies.

No, really, they have a box of kittens and require the person joining to strangle one before they can join the party. :(

And what's worse? They have a "Best of Strangling Kittens" DVD for sale on their website that funds their campaign.

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That is false propaganda. The "kitten" is actually a Coeurl that we defeat in turn based combat in order to protect the good citizens of the lower forums from being turned to stone. if not for the efforts of the Shinra Party, the FF II forum would have died years ago.

A vote for Avalanche is a vote in support of the forums being overrun by monsters. Do YOU want that?

Now excuse me, but there is an report of a vicious pack of Marlboro sighted in the FF XII forum, and they must be stopped before any lives are lost.

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It's not false propaganda. Here's a snippet from the DVD...

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Originally Posted by Election Booth

yo yo yo yo it's cryme time.

Just to clear up some confusion, the application process is not supposed to have any mention of your name or anything like that in it. It's all secret! Why? I will explain the ballot process for the primaries!

You will each get two votes! Basically the idea is that you vote for someone based on how good a candidate you think they are, and you vote anonymously for how good their application is. So it's personality and skills!

If you are an Avalanche Member, your form will look something like this:

Candidates (PICK ONE)
1. Joe Guy
2. Bob Dude
3. Michael Person

You will then see the applications, listed anonymously.

APPLICATIONS (PICK ONE)
Applicant A
Applicant B
Applicant C

The same will be for the Shinra party, but with their candidates and applications. (and it will be blue)

For neutral voters who are not registered to any party, your voting form will be something like this:

Avalanche: (PICK ONE)
Applicant A
Applicant B
Applicant C

Shinra: (PICK ONE)
Applicant A
Applicant B
Applicant C

You won't get to vote for people by name, (ie, your vote is worth less in individual primaries) but you can affect the outcome for both parties.

The person who gets the most votes overall for each party will become their presidential candidate.

PS: 7 Avalanche applicants, 5 Shinra. ;)

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Thanks for hexplaining. Now I can actually enter because I am aware of what will be done, and not suspicious that the whole thing is some odd plot to cause drama by revealing things people thought wouldn't be revealed :grover:

avalanche has cloud. case closed

Dirty spammer. This is what ShinRa is talking about!