Omegle = Omecle with a g, anyone?

I had to use the aim bot because the site's button didn't work for me.

OmegleBot (3:36:40 PM): i like guys that seem like they might be murderers or just have a taxidermy hobby
Bluepower01 (3:36:47 PM): really?
Bluepower01 (3:36:52 PM): i like serial killers sometimes.
Bluepower01 (3:37:14 PM): and serial rapists
Bluepower01 (3:37:17 PM): sexy
OmegleBot (3:37:39 PM): welp dating a serial killer might actually make me puke but i like the way they dress and cut their hair
Bluepower01 (3:37:55 PM): how do they dress? :o
Bluepower01 (3:38:13 PM): and why would it make you puke? o.o
Bluepower01 (3:38:33 PM): do you like poptarts?
OmegleBot (3:38:46 PM): i donno i guess they all dont dress the same but that sort of extremely normal blend into the background look is nice
OmegleBot (3:38:58 PM): i love poptarts strawberry with frosting and sprinkles are the best
OmegleBot (3:38:59 PM): hot or cold

That's only part of the convo but man she's weird. She's also obsessed with bikers.

OmegleBot (3:47:01 PM): do you write romantic things
Bluepower01 (3:47:05 PM): of course
OmegleBot (3:47:08 PM): biker romance?
Bluepower01 (3:47:10 PM): no

some people just don't appreciate calculus :(

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: so, what do you think about thermodynamics?
You: pretty cool stuff, right?
Stranger: yea
You: I think my favorite law is the second law
You: you know, entropy
You: ds = Tdq or whatever
You: do you integrate?
Stranger: yep
You: awesome, what's your favorite integral? :D
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This person cut me off :(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what do you think about thermodynamics?
Stranger: i think that is so...
Stranger: dynamic..
You: well, in regards to heat transfer and work, yes
You: and I guess sometimes there's mass flow
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Finally, a kindred spirit!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: what do you think about thermodynamics?
Stranger: its aa heated question
You: :D
You: which law do you prefer?
You: I have to say I'm partial to entropy
Stranger: newtons
Stranger: decaying
You: mmm, natural decay
Stranger: ive studied the theory of relativity
You: that's like, at near-c speeds, your mass approaches ∞? or is that another one
Stranger: iestien
Stranger: mc=2
Stranger: i like to take the piss
You: I hear that's popular
You: esp at /b/
Stranger: the speed of light is 186,000 miles per sec
You: very nice
You: it was fun shooting the :bou::bou::bou::bou:, but I think it's flash game time 8) take care!
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Stranger: kamehameha
You: HI
Stranger: kamehameha?
You: he was the king of hawaii!
Stranger: OH SNAP
Stranger: you win
You: :)
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I won. :)

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You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: i won this last time
You: can i win this time too?
Stranger: No. I won
You: :(
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:(

I'm so glad this amuses you guys. =]

This is my new cocain.

I MET A COOL GUY AND HIS NAME IS JACK

Omegle:

50% Foreigners
40% Horny men looking for cyber sex
5% Unfunny 4chan faggots
5% Genuinely witty people.

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Stranger: im the antichrist
You: I'm christ.
You: Let's fight.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i win
You: Damn.
You: I lost.
Stranger: cuz im the antichrist
You: Well, back to Nazareth with me.
You have disconnected.

<3

I'm enjoying screwing with the horny guys. So far I've been a 74 year old woman looking to cyber young men, and a gay man from Ireland looking to hook up.

I tried poptarts.

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello there
You: do you like poptarts?
Stranger: yes
You: That's good.
You: I think you just won.
You: You won the internet
You: are you proud?
Stranger: oh goody
Stranger: i'm psyched
You: This isn't a normal thing
You: it doesn't happen often
Stranger: what?
You: relish in it
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You: WHOA!! You put on weight...
Stranger: ?
You: You heard me
You: Fatty
Stranger: ...
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:cry:

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: That's all it told me to say
You: do u know truth or dare?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Are you 12?
You: no
Stranger: OMG your mom let you on the internet!
You: someone asked me..
Stranger: Asked you to get on the internet?
You: but i dont know it.
You: truth or dare
Stranger: Oh.
You: @@
Stranger: Is that some cult game?
You: yes
Stranger: Where you dare each other to drink the cult juice
You: er..
Stranger: Truthfully dare each other that is.
You: its a game for little ones?
Stranger: Little ones are joining cults?
You: .you just asked me if i were 12..
Stranger: Yes but i didn't ask you if you were in a cult.
You: okay
Stranger: Are you? Do you practice the cult game of truth or dare?
You: so its a popular and interesting game?
You: i dont know the game before
Stranger: Is it corruppting our children!?
Stranger: Oh gawd someone needs to be told about this.
You: to be honest i cant follow u
Stranger: Don't see how YOu can't. You asked about a game I don't know about. I inferred if it was about a cult and you said yes. You said it was for children and cults aren't good for children so I'm concerned.
Stranger: How is that not easily followed?
You: oh.we misunderstood in the first part
You: i dont know the game and u dont know either
Stranger: Oh I know the game.
Stranger: o.o
You: god..
Stranger: I thought we were talking about the cult version of it
You: oh,no
Stranger: In which I don't know that version
You: okay..

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Originally Posted by Yaridovich

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: :)
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:(

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey there
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I feel your pain Yars :(

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Originally Posted by Clouded Sky

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: That's all it told me to say
You: do u know truth or dare?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Are you 12?
You: no
Stranger: OMG your mom let you on the internet!
You: someone asked me..
Stranger: Asked you to get on the internet?
You: but i dont know it.
You: truth or dare
Stranger: Oh.
You: @@
Stranger: Is that some cult game?
You: yes
Stranger: Where you dare each other to drink the cult juice
You: er..
Stranger: Truthfully dare each other that is.
You: its a game for little ones?
Stranger: Little ones are joining cults?
You: .you just asked me if i were 12..
Stranger: Yes but i didn't ask you if you were in a cult.
You: okay
Stranger: Are you? Do you practice the cult game of truth or dare?
You: so its a popular and interesting game?
You: i dont know the game before
Stranger: Is it corruppting our children!?
Stranger: Oh gawd someone needs to be told about this.
You: to be honest i cant follow u
Stranger: Don't see how YOu can't. You asked about a game I don't know about. I inferred if it was about a cult and you said yes. You said it was for children and cults aren't good for children so I'm concerned.
Stranger: How is that not easily followed?
You: oh.we misunderstood in the first part
You: i dont know the game and u dont know either
Stranger: Oh I know the game.
Stranger: o.o
You: god..
Stranger: I thought we were talking about the cult version of it
You: oh,no
Stranger: In which I don't know that version
You: okay..

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=D!!!

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You: Congratulations!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: CHINESE
You: You are our 100th caller, so you win a free Chocobo Hat!
Stranger: I DONT KNOW
You: Do you know Peegee?
Stranger: NO I DON NOT KNOW
You: That's unfortunate, I just assumed... No, nevermind. You have a good day sir or madam. :D
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I just assumed.. you know, because... Nevermind :p

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
You: BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP
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This happened seven times in a row before I dropped that gimmick.