Freeballin' under this robe makes me happy!
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Freeballin' under this robe makes me happy!
In the Jungle,
the mighty jungle,
the lions sleeps tonight.
I'm short and intense enough to be the singer for Iron Maiden!
Maybe I should try a 25th comeback in the NBA
"Time to bury the bodies"Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
"what is that squiggly black line next to my leg"
Next time I'll take Prozac....
Why am I still a zombie? The elections are over...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
HOLY SMOKES IM ON FIRE!
I really smurfing hate this haircut.
Dammit, I already made a blowjob joke.
Oh well:
"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
Happily stolen from PA.
Damn, will I ever catch that tail of mine!?
Where am I? Is hell purple? Is heaven purple? Is this even technically purple or can I just not narrow down colors specifically? Why did I turn into two letters? Question mark?
"Hi, Scroller*! Please, pass. Purple pixels secretly plot to plunder in perpetual plight though passively and particularly presenting pulsations of propaganda...."
*Scroller: the person scrolling through the thread unaware that the avatars move and EXIST after you've passed them by. It's like the refrigerator light! This avatar secretly seeks our demise even as innocent as it may seem!