EVIL GENIE

Granted, You are foriven, but now you are cursed to go to sleep in the next 82 hours.
or eat a bug on tuesday.

I wish the aquaman comics had put out the sun

Granted. Now we all freeze to death. Nice one, Cactuar :colbert:

I wish I wasn't so lazy!

Granted. But now you work yourself to death.

I wish every sentence in the below post rhymed with the one that came before.

Granted, it does.

I wish you were poket fuzz

Granted, but he's your pocket fuzz. :mwahaha:

I wish I had the power of invisibility.

You are now invisible, but also silent, you sneek into the girls locker room and get locked in because you didnt leave fast enough. really bad news: it was the last day of school

I wish for a dancing cactuar avatar

Granted. James Cameron gives you full control of the scripting for his sequel to the film Avatar.

I wish I had a better immune system (I have a cold).

Granted, you have a full immunity to everything.
In fact, your immune system is so thorough that it kills anything that is not perfect:
antibiotics, dead cells, blood cells that arent perfect circles........

I wish his avatar was a happy prune!

Granted. If Mo ever gets his own Avatar it will resemble a prune and have a perma-smile. Truly, he will be the ugliset Pandoran who ever lived.

Okay, I wish I had every super-power in the history of comic-bookdom.

Granted. But unknowingly all the powers come with all the weaknesses. You decide to first test your new Aqua Man powers and because of One Pieces' devils fruit side effect of paralysis when submerged in water, you are stuck underwater for all eternity.

I wish I had the super power of hydrokinesis (Control over water) :p

Granted, you now have the power of hydrokenesis... as does everyone else in the world..... you can now not even go pee without your own "water" hitting you in the face.

I wish harry potter and Voldemort were girls, and instead of a magic duel, they had a slap fight

Granted. Imprisioned in the Magi Jail, you are with all us other gamers but you can only play the game Street Fighter of Chun Li vs. E. Honda on easy mode in solitary confinement.

I wish this wish was unknowable by everyone but me.

You didnt answer my question

And you can't grant my wish.

When I first played Street Fighter I thought E. Honda was a girl until the first game. He has a thousand hand slap on Chun Li who has upside down twirl kick.

I think that's what Harry Potter and Voldemort would tranform themselvs into if they wanted to be slap-fighting girls.

I'm kind of lost... Is the last wish still ungranted?