This contest doesn't seem to be designed in the interest of fairness.
This contest doesn't seem to be designed in the interest of fairness.
Fine, you can enter.
edit: Below is a current list of people who wish to participate:
Bert
Blues Agent
Bunny
Guardian XIII
Levian
Parker
PG
Rantzien
NCG will be a late starter.
Anyone who is on this list who does not actually want to participate, please let me know. I'll address the mistake and Shlup will ban you.
We need more beards than this, people!
This is my competition? I'm so going to win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Since the contest is now only for three months, any chance of postponing it a bit?
It's not a three month contest. The contest must go on for a minimum of three months, or I won't be issuing prizes. After three months, the contestants decide how long to continue it.
The committee will have to rule about postponing the contest. If you're wanting it postponed for a week or more, you're probably SOL.
Ohhh, I get it now. Never mind wanting to postpone it then, it'll be late September until I'm able to join in.
It's impossible for me to grow anything beyond ugly stubble. I am not doing this. Also I don't want to post pictures.
You said you were joining! Augh you bastard, I'll cross your name off.
After three months, the contestants decide how long to continue it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Okay you need to spell this out for me. I'll address why later. In the interest of lulz I will be joining this contest BUT I need to know a few things
- do we start in Sept
- weekly pics fine, no question there
- after 3 months, then what?
- it's a marathon, so if I don't shave for the rest of the year (2011 until August) can I win?
Or do we go on until somebody with an awesome epic beard dies when it gets stuck in a pencil sharpener?
BTW to everybody this is a good piece of advice on what to do
http://4chanarchive.org/images/fit/3...6029637123.jpg
I also frequently state that I'm Jesus' cousin, the heir to a vast European fortune and a mime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm a liar, Shorty. A liar.
- do we start in Sept - Yes.
- weekly pics fine, no question there
- after 3 months, then what? - Three months is the amount of time you need to be in the contest for me to agree to issue prizes to the people who win. If this contest starts and only continues for a month or two, I'm not goint to spend money on prizes. The three month period is to ensure that there will be a sufficient amount of time for entertainment. Not just "okay it's been a week, everyone's dropped out but one person where's the prize". The three months is set as an entertainment standard for everyone else. AFTER the three months is up, whichever contestants are left get to battle for the prizes. Say, if there are seven contestants and four drop out after two months and thre remaining three stay for over three months, only the remaining three will be eligible for prizes. The person who outlasts everyone will get the main prize. This person could also very well win the Longest Beard prize - there's no rule against not getting two prizes. And the final Best Effort prize will be issued to another person, but only if they last more than three months.
- it's a marathon, so if I don't shave for the rest of the year (2011 until August) can I win? - Only if you are the last person to shave.
Or do we go on until somebody with an awesome epic beard dies when it gets stuck in a pencil sharpener? If that person is the winner, the runner-up will take the main prize.
ARE ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED? Y/N
<3 you're awesome
I'm done messing around. So I'll shave regularly until Wednesday when it will be lulz filled hilarity.
ps: if I drop out now do you promise i'll be banned?
No, dummy xD <3
Roger that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Oh my smurfing God. I wish I could grow a beard just so I could own that mug.
My money is on this guy right here.
nice xD like my destruction of ciddeh's most likely to be batman. Nom'd batman and now you had to be like wait D:
In terms of the contestants thusfar, I put my money on Rantz :D
