Yeah, Huxley, you may have killed more zombies than Steve, but your mum is his personal zombie because she's had many of his body parts in her mouth. And then he shagged her. Heheheheheheheheh
Yeah, Huxley, you may have killed more zombies than Steve, but your mum is his personal zombie because she's had many of his body parts in her mouth. And then he shagged her. Heheheheheheheheh
Steve, I do not think it is a particularly manly achievement to have sex with an 11 year old. Just sayin'
How did you know that was her personal favourite roleplay, she gets to play zombie and then I get to bash her brains out with my cudgel.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
When I met Huxley's mother she told me Steve has balls the size of ostrich eggs and I smurfing believed her.
thats because she wasn't lying, after all she'd know she ate them for breakfast lunch and dinner for 3 years!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
She also said to me that Steve is the Roger to my Reed. She said his magic sword is a really good, strong weapon.
which it smurfing is because seriously you're like Aladdin when you use that thing.
She told me she was desperate to name Huxley Steve when she had him, but decided there was no way he could ever live up to his time warping namesake daddy and it would be an unnecessary cruelty so she just wrote down the first thing that came to mind instead. And then she shagged Steve.
huxley's mum is slappy
ps: she proper shagged steve
Steady on now, let's not take things too far. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Besides, we all know Steve has got higher standards than Slappy. You'd have to be stark raven mad to think he'd sink that low
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Everybody loves somebody sometime.
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Everybody falls in love somehow...
ps: doesn't steve have a much better K/D than huxley on Call of Duty? I know it's not a very good game but he usually comes in the top 5 using only the pistol (or so I've heard rumours about anyway)
I'm going to get DR2 and teabag all of you for what you've done to me.
^^^^^^^
jo slade
In reference to the above post by Psychotic and what he said about Jess...
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Originally Posted by Me on msn to DK
jesus christ, this is brutal
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Steve and Paul = Tyson, Huxley and Rye = Random nub who is probably dead now
You know the best thing Paul and I :bou::bou::bou::bou: you not on this one man, Huxley's mom man she's a Bioshock fan, I mean I'm there balls deep in her ass making her prolapse and suddenly she screams "BIOSHOCK IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST TWO FALLOUT GAMES!" I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish the job.