Your view on life?

Agent Smith owns your face. Even when he's dressed in drag and riding on top of a bus Hugo is cooler than you, buddy.

I guess whiny bitch teenager philosophy has its appeal to some people. Also I'm not your buddy, pal.

Go join the army already. :colbert:

If I could have I would have. How's construction work going?

I think I'd join the army if they'd promise we got to fight the dutch.