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Granted Megavideo smurf's off and dies. However as a pennance for killing it you are caged and put on display forced to dance your life away in giant diapers whilst singing this song.
I wish that I could travel anywhere at any given time for free and get there safely.
Granted, but the teleportation takes an extremely long time and you end up dying of boredem.
I wish... I wish I could DANCE~
Granted. You become the most amazing dancer in the world, and after you retire at the age of 22 you become a judge on American Idol. A competitor murders you for being a jerk when reviewing their performance, and everyone in the world says you deserved it so you don't even get a funeral.
I wish this wish actually wasn't a wish.
granted, it is fact, however it is now about you.
I wish that wild nyan tacos and poptart nyans roamed the wilds.
Granted. They destroy the world with their awesomeness.
I wish my leg would stop itching.
Granted your leg stops itching, in fact it stops itching forever because it's removed by NCG with a rusty chainsaw. You now have about a minute to live as you bleed out.
I wish that Merton council would repair the highroad by my house so that every time it rains you don't have to play chicken to cross the road.
granted. the road is now so big and so bussy that everymorning at 8 you'll wake up from the honking cars that are stuck in trafic.
i wish a happy new year?
Lol Shaibana, replace the honking of horns with the sound of sirens and thats pretty much every day and night regardless. However you cut it. Also having to wake up at 8am would be a luxury for me :P
Granted, everyone has a happy new year. It's so great, in fact, that the rest of their lives are horrible and everyone kills themselves because they know it will never be as great as the year of 2012. The entire human race is now extinct.
I wish NCG hadn't stolen my bike.
granted, you'll get your bike back, and your house will be taken instead
I wish for a strawberry icecream
You get your strawberry ice cream, and you feel bad for the rest of your life because you didn't get chocolate.
I wish shion would stop trying to take sharky away from me :lol:
HAH i dont even like chocolat ice!! >: )
wish granted: Sharky goes away out of himself
i wish my dog wouldnt bark at every piece of firework
How can you prefer Strawberry over chocolate? strawberry is horrid :eek:
Granted, your dog now barks at every other firework, it's still just as annoying.
I wish I had someone to make me a delicious batch of pancakes every morning for breakfast.
Granted. You have someone to make you delicious pancakes every morning for breakfast. He also smacks you with a brick at bedtime. One time he hits you too hard and you never wake up.
I wish there was a way for me to have both of these things that I love without having to choose one over the other. I know which one I would choose if I had to, but I wish there was another way.
Granted! But you lose both of them 2 days later.
I wish this thread hadn't just made me lose 'the game.'