Wake up woman, I want to hug you :(
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Wake up woman, I want to hug you :(
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
mmmoah smell my nupple
Exhausted...
Time to solve one of life's greatest mysteries: What's for lunch?
what day is it
smurfing migraine. Needs to go the smurf away -.-
When people abbreviate the Supreme Court of the US as "SCOTUS," I mustn't be the only one who constantly reads "SCROTUM," right?
What if every time we put our shirts on, our belly buttons freak out because they're scared of the dark. :O
Why am I so tired? Why is it so cold?
Why is my throat closing up?
ltnt dan, you got new legs!
I'm never satisfied with electronics, these days. I think I've re-written my phones programming 10 times in the last week.
My computers been at least 20 smurfing times this week.
Why am I so dissatisfied with technology? o_o
god my groin hurts
I ate too much.