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As Jiro already sent in the irrevocable vote, I think I can share this text I sent Boobies about one hour previously (without knowing for myself):Quote:
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I think your statement is true only because I don't think Bleys would use "literally" in that fashion. But I'm having trouble believing you don't like anything with "cum" in it.
It is, in fact,
TRUE
That marks the end of the round. Round 2 will be another round of Quick-Fire Lies with Team Jiro taking the hotseat to defend their early lead.
Yeah I was sitting here thinking about it and thinking about it trying to understand why being physically ill every time you ate this trout wouldn't be grounds for like, getting some help, and so I was like "clearly it's a lie! she's saying she just doesn't like it!" and then I re-read the statement and saw the word literally and I just had to meta-game. Pow, wow, shazzow.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinAs Jiro already sent in the irrevocable vote, I think I can share this text I sent Boobies about one hour previously (without knowing for myself):Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
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I think your statement is true only because I don't think Bleys would use "literally" in that fashion. But I'm having trouble believing you don't like anything with "cum" in it.
Sidenote: Not only do I use the word "literally," liberally, I always pronounce it with a British accent.
I also get physically ill from the very smell of mustard, so the statement was plausible.
Up to bat first for Team Jiro is the man himself. PM incoming as soon as I run the numbers to select a statement.
Okay, to elaborate:
Yes, whatever it is about it just makes me sick. It's so gross to me, I will literally gag and puke all over my plate, and have done so several times. I thought this was just a thing when I was a kid, but has followed me into adulthood.
Also, it's SAGE in stuffing, NOT cumin. I was trying to so false in hope someone would pick up on that and think I was lying. :monster:
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I don't eat it because I don't like the taste, it also causes me to feel ill but not violently :monster: Anyway, here's my statement for y'all to speculate.
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I was once kicked out of a retirement home.
It's true. Jiro is an awful person. :colbert:
Ok, ok, I suppose I should ask some questions anyway. What did you do?
Why were you in the retirement home? What did you do that got you kicked out?
I was there visiting my grandmother who is quite passionately religious. I might have talked to some EoFFers about her before actually; she's, I guess, so "into it" that she's actually converted Jehovah's Witnesses that have come to her door trying to convert her. I cannot for the life of me remember what strain of Christianity she's a part of but it doesn't really matter 'cause it's one of the bigoted and ignorant strains that we all have a bit of an issue with.
So I was sat there talking with her and mum and she starts talking about politics. This was back in 08 just after Kevin Rudd had been elected and he was apparently "not for Israel" which made him a really bad politician and she was getting all uppity about it. I was sitting there thinking "wtf has that got to do with anything?" but kept my mouth shut 'cause you know I'm pretty polite.
She kept hammering on about different stuff and eventually settled on the topic of National Sorry Day. There's a lot of explanation here which I'll kind of skip on but up until about the 80s there was forced child removal policies in place where the children of indigenous families - particularly in traditional communities - would be removed (obviously) from their families and kind of "raised" as white kids. Basically there's a history of the Government trying to breed and educate the black out of the native people of this country. Kevin Rudd was the first guy to stand up and deliver a formal apology and actually acknowledge, yeah, holy smurf, we were a mob of :bou::bou::bou::bou:s, sorry about that, let's try and improve things in the future.
But yeah so my grandmother is surprisingly racist as well and started talking about how this was just furthering the welfare attitude and showing discrimination against white people and this and that and I don't really want to go into it because it pisses me off just thinking about it but I had a bit of a flare up at her and it got heated and I swore and one of the staff came in and escorted me off the premises for bothering a resident. I might've yelled at her a little bit too because I was mad and thought she was outside of her rights to do such a thing :shobon:
And then what happened?
Well mum followed me out and we went home and I think we stopped for lunch on the way back. I mean that pissed me off but so long as we avoid religion or politics I don't mind spending time with my grandma. I guess if there's one thing my family has always been kind of good at it is pretending things like that never really happened and acting as "normal" as I guess is possible xD
Yes, but, how did the actual kicking out part happen?
It doesn't sound like you were kicked out at all, but just left because you're angsty.
Um....
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Oh! I must've skimmed this part because I thought you meant you were talking to your gran.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroUm....
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Why did a staff escort you? Why not a security guard? If they truly thought you were a threat, why did they not call the police?
Do I look like a threat? Honestly now! They asked me to leave and even though I was angry and said a few choice words to the staff member, it's not like I was violent or intimidating. I was some short ass 15 year old kid! I went "willingly" I guess you could say and then that was the end of it. I guess it was more a case of "you're disturbing people please go now" and so I did. Even when mad I'm not exactly confrontational and I don't think getting arrested is high up on my list of things to do :monster: