About Lorena Bobbit... She chopped off a dick. Beware of that contestant, dude.
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About Lorena Bobbit... She chopped off a dick. Beware of that contestant, dude.
To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Well, listen to the story 'bout a love gone wrong
Poor ol' Mr. Bobbitt dearly loved his precious dong
Then one day when he pushed her way to far
She snipped off Mr. Happy and tossed it from the car
Well, the cops found his weiner and they took it to the doc
Koppel and Chung said they found it 'neath a rock
Covered with old stickers and a bottle cap or two
It wasn't what it had been but it would have to do
Well, the doctors started sewing but they made a little slip
Instead of near the middle they attached it to his hip
And now when Mr. Happy wants to feel that old delight
A hand's in Bobbitt's pocket (that's his left and not his right)
((I first saw this filksong twenty years ago, within a month or so of the Bobbitt incident making the news; I'm surprised I remembered roughly how it went. It apparently never made it to the internet since I couldn't find it on google))
yeah! now I remember. But they had to chop off his finger to use as a replacement down there didn't they?
Also, if my prick were ever lopped by anyone, I would take my revenge most aggregiously. No court date for that ...witch.
Awe dammit. I'd of loved to participate. Its like the bachelor but...on eoff.
Don't worry, there will be games in the future. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Foob