Just the way he says "whack the monsters inside of me" seems oddly suggestive.
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Just the way he says "whack the monsters inside of me" seems oddly suggestive.
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My new claw is a grappling hook.
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I don't like this door. I don't like it one bit.
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Trees within a tree? Treeception.
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Five floors? I'm officially sick of this dungeon.
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Yes, those are their real names.
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Eat some flaming rock: Meteor!
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I killed the goat. The least dangerous head of all.
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Wait, are those heads dead or is something else going on back there?
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I should hope so, this was the worst dungeon so far.
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Say what?!
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The tree is actually walking.
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Now I have to walk all the way back down. :roll2
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Another new temple.
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I hate this guy.
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What the hell are you for then?
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The only useful thing in Windia.
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I can't answer your question right now. Too busy standing here.
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Should we call Mario?
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Well, rainbows aren't known for being particularly good building material.
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Sounds like a job for me. When the hell do I start getting paid for this?
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That seems unlikely.
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What FF would be without?
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Do i really need to make a joke for this one?
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The only thing to see on this mountain before the boss.
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Aside from a minor defense boost this really just looks snazzy.
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Place your bets on what this is supposed to be.
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He only takes up one tile so he's probably not the big bad.
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You've got to read the signs kid.
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But I made him a fruit cake.
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Not quite what the map sprite looked like.
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These names guys. :exdee:
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The horse is finally realizing it's supposed to be dead.
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Now if only he understood how decapitation is supposed to work.
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Back to wind town.
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I believe that was the plan, yes.
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That was remarkably easy. You sure you don't need me to find a leprechaun first? I'm sure Cuch is somewhere.
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This guy literally doesn't even know me.
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Please don't rape her.
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There's a euphemism in here somewhere.
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For the record, I hate the next dungeon.
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I'm just glad there are no battlefields on the way to this damn tower.
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This is right next to the entrance I trout you not.
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If only getting the crystal was this easy and monster free.
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Seriously, this is the first room.
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Boss on the first floor? Must be a catch.
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There is a catch right?
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And he immediately disappears.
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Okay.
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They always say that.
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Not bad.
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Gilgamesh would be proud.
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Flippin' all dem switches.
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Why did a guy with wings need an elevator anyway?
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I actually had by this point. Thanks for reminding me.
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I know what I'm having for dinner.
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Roast chicken.
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I wonder if fatigue affects the taste of the meat?
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Just about done I'd say.
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Riding the elevator. Not pictured: the chicken leg I'm devouring.
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Crystal saved.
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Quit stalling old man.
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I was worried when I left you for dead.
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Your shattered femur?
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Focus Tower?
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Sure, that sounds simple enough.
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How the hell does he know about the tunnel?
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Like I need an excuse to play with explosives.
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Yes?
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Huh?
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Of course he would.
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You're a woman and therefore the most suited to taking care of the sick and injured.
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I'm a girl and therefore can't say no to a man with a big sword.
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Back to fire town.
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Lying down on the job I see.
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Snap to mister.
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Why was this in bed with you and where was it hidden?
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You know what? Who cares? At least I don't have to quest for it.
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And back to wind town. Again.
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In his dad's pants.
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Straight forward enough.
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I know, we came up with this plan five minutes ago.
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Sure, why not.
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Huzzah.
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How the hell do I know that?
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Not the strangest thing I've been asked to do all day.
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I forgot to number this picture and was too lazy to figure out exactly where it's supposed to go before uploading the pics. Now that it's here, it ain't moving. Also, Hidden treasure in Spencer's place!
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Already got it.
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I keep a teleporter in the basement, but I don't have the key to use it.
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Were you expecting a funny caption?
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Aren't you a little small for a sailing ship?
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Bigger on the inside? Woooo eeee ooooo! Doooo doo doooo!
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Climbing a pole. Incidentally, this was the first pic I took a few days ago after that long break.
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I think this is a rope the size of a pole.
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Treasure at the bottom of the ship.
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I've been keeping it warm for you.
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Careful though, I have lice. Maybe some fleas and ticks too. I hang out in a lot of forests.
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Months spent clearing this ship and she just waltzes right in.
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I hope he's not allergic to lice.
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The dark whosit prophecy?
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Those lice can do a number on you.
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No butts.
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Those two stormed off then Reuben collapsed. Can we all say no trout Reuben?
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That'll help set your broken bones and reduce the swelling in your brain.
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Is this Spencer? I haven't seen him in months?
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That answers that.
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She must miss my dashing good looks and infectious charm. And by charm I mean herpes.
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Thank you for conveniently coming to this dock you have no business at to tell me what to do next.
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Maybe not since we're coming up on the final dungeon.
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Has she even met Reuben?
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Damn layabout.
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The pinnacle of public healthcare.
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When have I ever liked the news in this game?
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Phoebe's back for the last party change of the game.
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What game have you been playing kid?
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Not so lost anymore.
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That doesn't sound that threatening.
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Could have saved some time if I knew that before.
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Don't worry. Cruise control comes standard.
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Guess he broke a specific kind of bone in that fall.
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Back to the ship.
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I was too lazy to kill all of the monsters so I'm glad they just left all on their own.
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Ha! Cruise control. :jess:
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Must be the servants entrance.
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That sounds menacing.
Well, I think that'll do until we rush to the end. Probably tomorrow.
I love this series. :jess:
Wait, there's a prophecy? Since when was this?
Beats me. This game just kind of plucks things out of thin air to keep you moving forward. I just got back from the gym, but I'm thinking after I grab a shower I may finish this up today.
I'm looking forward to this :D
And then we have the F1 as well! What luck!
Doom Castle is probably my favorite music from the game.
It is pretty epic. But then, the whole soundtrack is so much better than it has any business being in a game this... interesting. :erm:
Anyway, let's get to the end already!
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Wrong game fellas.
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Hold on, this guy looks familiar...
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Oh smurf, I'm in a Mega Man game.
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The boss was a pushover so here's a door.
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Only one place to go.
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Yep. Very familiar. One guess which statue I need to poke.
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I have a feeling this dungeon is going to take a while.
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Some tedious puzzle solving and, surprisingly, only five battles later we get to Mr. Dancing Pecs.
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Not made of ice anymore. Guess he got that weakness of his figured out.
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Ironically, he's now weak against ice magic.
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No new path. Guess I should head back to those stairs.
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The way is clear. Colour me sh- okay you know what? I'm not the least bit smurfing shocked.
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The next floor. Still not shocked.
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If this guy is weak against fire I'm just going to give up on the captions and let the game make its own jokes.
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Let's do this.
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At least some things still make sense.
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I could have shown a picture of the stairs but I thought they'd be boring. So is this.
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Yeah, I skipped over most of that floor because it was stupid. Like this guy losing half of his name.
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The battle took me three tries because I managed to miss getting the life spell somewhere along the way. Pfft! Not important.
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I really hope there isn't more dungeon beyond this door.
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A talking statue huh? Handsome devil too I must say.
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About damn time.
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I already had 30.
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Oh good, I thought the 95 I had might run out.
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Power of the Crystals! Now available at a corner store near you!
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... :stare:
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The Dark King doesn't look so tough.
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Self explanatory really.
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He's never played an RPG before.
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But I have.
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I hope it's not gas.
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So, you told people that you existed and were responsible for the four dudes who were messing with the crystals and that we need to kill you? What the hell kind of a plan is that?!
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We get no further explanation.
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I'll let you in on a secret: this guy is weak against cure.
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Very, very, VERY, weak.
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I don't know, it seems to be doing the job.
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Okay, that is more threatening I have to admit. But as someone who shot a few bows I feel I should point out that that's not how you use them.
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Huh?
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OH smurf! PHOEBE! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT NOW!
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He's dying right past his final form. Sorry guys. At least it's less nightmare inducing.
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I write my own prophecy. Or something.
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It better be. I can't take much more.
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Okay, that's it! This old guy is...
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a crystal? I wish that was the strangest thing about this game.
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And always recycle. Remember, the power is yours!
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Umm, I've already seen the whole world.
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But I guess I'll settle for the lousy prize anyway.
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It's what I do.
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Are they dead yet? Because that would be awesome.
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smurf. Not even a thank you?
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Or not. smurf those guys right?
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No thanks to any of you.
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Well, unlike you guys, my family and home were destroyed. smurf you for asking.
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Time to get the hell out of dodge.
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Oh trout, I must be concussed.
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We'll always have that old man's wither.
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Wait, you let me sail that thing and you weren't even sure it was safe after the monster attack?
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It's what makes you a Captain.
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I thought you were off having a bromance with Tristam?
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It was your granddaughters fault.
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I'm guessing not you since you strike me as more the little spoon type.
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He's just not the type to settle down.
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Whatever.
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He's with the band now.
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No matter how much you tried to change that.
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Sorry, I don't swing that way. Go visit Spencer.
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Yeah, smurf you and the bridge you fell off of.
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Only if someone carries you there. You can't be trusted to not trip and choke on a pebble.
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Seriously, why is he only checking this now?
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... for almost getting me killed.
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Do I get to wear the hat?
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Hopefully something that isn't made of rainbows.
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I'm not even sure who the smurf you are.
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Photo bombed by Jiro.
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O.... k...?
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Then how about next time you walk across the bridge like someone who isn't an idiot?
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I'm not your new boy toy pal.
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It's called monogamy mother smurfer. Try it sometime.
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Wanna make out before I leave?
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And my dashing good looks of course.
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No, just kidding.
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Forever if there's any justice in the world.
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Let's leave already.
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Finally sailing away.
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I'm not the new Spencer dude.
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Oh, I guess that's cool then.
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Let's get it straight up front: I'm the big spoon.
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Sure, that's an insult I'd use.
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These are the people most responsible for this trout. smurf them.
And that's it. There's absolutely nothing else. Which is good because I have some Formula 1 races to do next.