I don't like frozen chocolate. It hurts my teeth :x
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I don't like frozen chocolate. It hurts my teeth :x
Psychotic's Chocolate Experiments!
Mini Eggs in the microwave was divine. I experimented with different timings and 20-25 seconds was the sweet spot. Absolutely brilliant.
I was going to wait to do Quin's Creme Egg in the microwave tomorrow but I enjoyed the last one so much that I did it now. I put it on a paper towel and did it for 5 seconds. (My microwave only does increments of 5) Got it out, nothing. Boring. Maybe my microwave has lower power. I will put it back in for 10 seconds. At about 8 seconds, the top cracked over and goo poured out. Oh trout better put this in my mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOHHHHHHHH MY GOD OWWWWW WHAT THE smurf THE GOO HAS BECOME LAVA OW OW OW JESUS CHRIST. The surface was not warm because the insides are pure fiery death. My mouth still hurts. In my panic I did yet another egg...
Locky's fridge egg! Ehhh sorry Locky, not a huge fan. It was better than fire egg, and really helped my mouth. It was hard to crack open though. It was interesting but I don't think I'll do it again.
So I've overdosed on chocolate and I'm having to hold water in my mouth because I am a total smurfing moron xD I'm probably going to get a blister. The things I do for you, EoFF!
i was hoping the microwave creme egg would work well because i was gonna try it now i will not i guess unless there is some kind of secret microwave technique Quin is not telling us
I think I had it in for way too long. Will try again for five seconds.
Anyway, freezer chocolate! Not bad at all! I thought it'd be awful, especially when it was a bitch to bite into. I warmed to it (ho ho ho) when I found that it sort of crunches in your mouth and it is a really interesting texture.
I didn't expect to have to say this, but yes - if the egg explodes, you have failed. xD
Even if you time it perfectly, don't bite into it straight away because that stuff really is lava for the first half-minute.
Me being an idiot, I tried the microwave Creme Egg again. 80% power, 5 seconds. I had ice water on standby in the event of my fiery death again... but I was fine. I did this twice and bit into the egg about 10-15 seconds after I took it out and it was not too hot. It was pretty good - I liked it. Like fridge Creme Egg, it's an interesting thing to do if you want to mix up your Creme Egg experience, but I think room temperature Creme Egg is the best though.
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Well, you're already half-undressed... no need to stop there. I can't wait to have my tongue inside you.
Creme Egg enjoyment tips:
eat a creme egg in the bath or shower
Eat ur egg upside down (as in u are upside down, get a friend to dangle u by ur feet from a balcony or bunkbed
Start from the opposite side of the egg than you would usually start from
DONT eat the egg at all (whoa)
punch the egg
throw the egg into the air and try to catch it in your mouth every time you fail you have to eat the egg
wrap real i.e non-creme eggs in creme egg wrappers and leave them in the creme egg section of shops and supermarkets
eat an egg in space (this will amke you baller than anyone else who has eaten a creme egg)
We peanut butter egg lovers find we don't have to vary our routines with our eggs. They are as wonderful and engaging as the first time, everytime. You keep struggling for happiness in your boring egg relationships and fueling the adult eggertainment industry.
Ok, I cringed, BUT TAKE THAT smurfERS.
I actually had a fridge creme egg this morning and I didn't like it so much.
I think I must usually chill them in the fridge then let them melt a little before eating them. Either that or Creme Eggs over here just AREN'T THE SAME!
What's wrong with storing them at room temperature, Locky? They're in foil, they keep just fine!Or because they taste like moist cardboard even you freaks who love them can only stomach eating them very rarely, thus it never gets old. I'll never get bored - in fact, I could take you in an egg eating contest. I could eat 2 Creme Eggs for every peanut monstrosity you could stomach and then I'd still have room for your tears as dessert.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Did you know:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
- 60% off all internet commerce income is generated from adult eggertainment sites
- At least one in three divorces was caused by one of the partners having an addiction to adult eggertainment
- Each year the government seizes over 50 metric tonnes of mini Cadbury Eggs that were being trafficed on the eggertainment black market
Ok well you guys have fun with this thread while I happily enjoy all kinds of chocolate eggs
Mini Eggs are the absolutely dogs private parts. I was overjoyed when I saw them in Tesco this week.
Team Cadbury all the way. Screw that Reese's crap that tastes like it's been left unpackaged in a dusty room for months.
Also Cadbury has The Queen's seal of approval. Can't beat that.
I just had a Cadbury Creme egg. :cool: