Fax, Gandalfs horse
Is there a Lord inside a ring?
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Fax, Gandalfs horse
Is there a Lord inside a ring?
He's married.
Where's my magic stick?
That Sir is rude.
Why does the light go off when the fridge door closes?
Chuck Norris.
Whom Metallica seeks to destroy?
Fangirls.
What is a man?
A non-muppet.
Are trampolines just for gymnasts?
Gorillas
ever had had a Moose meat sandwich?
Chocolate antlers
What's the capital of the milky way?
Mars.
For whom the bell tolls?
The BeeGees
How many miles must a barbie doll walk, before she becomes a my little pony?
Just a little.
What would happen if dinosaurs survived?
They would live in an alternate reality and evolve into humans.
Why is all the rum gone?
Because of Salad dressing.
Who wants to to pick my nose?
Something less gross
Who shot Snoopy?
Bear Grylls
Did Rain man really danced and sang under the rain or was did Elvis baked a an apple dutch pie?