It started out as 'Never eat in an Indian Restaurant', but that sounded a bit rude, so I added that last bit because...because I felt like it. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by princeofdarknez
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It started out as 'Never eat in an Indian Restaurant', but that sounded a bit rude, so I added that last bit because...because I felt like it. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by princeofdarknez
Never trust a strange looking crink a siblingh makes for you. My sister made this GOD awful witches brew for my brother (Instant coffee, hot sauce, soya sauce...basically whatever she could rummage up).
He was NOT well for a few hours...
Never swipe at a flying insect that's in your face that you think is a fly, it may turn out to be a wasp and come sting you right under your eye, I had to learn the hard way :( and it hurt really bad
this ended up happening in the school gym while me and the rest of the JV volleyball team were helping the varsity team warm up for their scrimage time since we had just finished ours. Then my eye started swelling, I had to ice it during the whole time varsity played. :(
Never drink from any coke bottle that isn't kept around you at all times when your father dips SKOAL. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kopteri
NEVER ride down a hill that curves to the side while on a scooter that you have made as small as possible. I slid on the asphault and it did NOT feel good... My entire left shoulder had been scraped raw and I had an assortment of other large cuts on the knees and arms. I had alot of trouble sleeping the following month or so.
Dont be an asshat! :hat:
No matter what the voices tell you you cannot fly.
:rolleyes2 and you just figured this out? must've been painful.
On a bike never make sharp turns on wet leaves. Youll have handlebar marks on you forever.
ouch... I feel sorry for you.
what ever gave you that idea...Quote:
Originally Posted by Earthworm Jim
Do not loan CDs to you ADD brother, unless you like scratches...
Do not chug hard liquor. Unless you like vomiting. In which case go ahead.
chaos: Never eat one messed up combination of food, then get into a speeding car for one hour.
Rubedo: Car sickness is not a fun thing...
Same goes for chicken mcnuggets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth clone
Don't snort icing sugar. I know its hard to resist, but yeah...just don't do it.
Never try to remove gum from your hair with a bone.
Don't make me pk you.
~~~FreaQ