WEDDING!

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Originally Posted by Harvest Moon

You do realise not all spells require somatic but sometimes just verbal components right?

Anyways touch me and i'll cast mage-hand on you. 5lb telekinesis may not seem like much but it can do wonders when aimed at your lower region..

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Yeah, but the screaming in pain should protect me from that. Also, you have about three seconds after a solid hit to the testes before the serious pain sets in. That's enough for me to punch you in the throat... after that, it's a matter of who regains conciousness first.

Great..party..guys, really...!!So...much violence*belch*
Me..thinks there's something..in the punch...
*passes out*..ZZZZZZZZZ

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERES THE GOD DAMN DJ..DONT MAKE ME GO ALL CRAZY ON YOUR ASSES.oh and kitty congrats,wheres the honeymoon gonna be(can i come, you never know when a sniper is going to pop up)

*starts singing "I will always love you"... with recent events, I should have no trouble on the high notes*

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Originally Posted by udsuna

Yeah, but the screaming in pain should protect me from that. Also, you have about three seconds after a solid hit to the testes before the serious pain sets in. That's enough for me to punch you in the throat... after that, it's a matter of who regains conciousness first.

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So violant, crude, and lack of any self-restraint..









HUG! ^_^ xP

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Originally Posted by sephiroth JR

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERES THE GOD DAMN DJ..DONT MAKE ME GO ALL CRAZY ON YOUR ASSES.oh and kitty congrats,wheres the honeymoon gonna be(can i come, you never know when a sniper is going to pop up)

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welli failed as a minister but everybody get ready dj squinn is in the house...

boom-boom-boom-boom...etc :choc:

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Originally Posted by Harvest Moon

So violant, crude, and lack of any self-restraint..









HUG! ^_^ xP

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Uh... yeah... there's something seriously funny about the punch... *crawls over to the punch bowl, lights a match and tosses it in, resulting inferno sets arm on fire :eek: .*

finally the night has begun.punch,fire,the fact that im going to kill udsuna what more could this bodyguard ask for "busts a few kickass dance moves then returns to beating psy AKA the drunken relative"

*dies from fire because no one has bothered to put me out* last words are "haha, sephy, you can't kill me 'cause i'm dead!!!"

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Originally Posted by sephiroth JR

"busts a few kickass dance moves then returns to beating psy AKA the drunken relative"

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I really love you man, you're my best friend in the world. :beer: *climbs onto table* NO I'M ALRIGHT I CAN CLIMB ONTO IT. Ok hi everyone me and Sephiroth JR are like best friends are we're getting married TOMORROW! yeah Ok I can make it down al- *falls off and collapses in a drunken stupor*



:ciddie:
I'd like to thank the Academy, my priest, my priest's wife, my priest's dog, my priest's dog's best friend, my priest's dog's best friend's cousin and my manicurist.

*wakes up*
I told you ThEre wAs somEthiNg in ThE Punch, I tOld you!
That explosion just proves iT!
I think I'm gonna hurl....
*barfs all over the floor*

can someone please tell me why psy is groping my leg, and why My name is...something..? is still throwing up on my shoes?

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Originally Posted by My name is...something..?

*wakes up*
I told you ThEre wAs somEthiNg in ThE Punch, I tOld you!
That explosion just proves iT!
I think I'm gonna hurl....
*barfs all over the floor*

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Yuck! Don't expect me to clean it up. :yuck: Gosh, quite the after party this is. And here I rushed home to see what was happening and this is what I get? Broken limbs and disgusting throw up? Gross! :mad:

Don't ask me, I'm dead, and no one seems to want to move my corpse away from the remains of the buffet area.

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Originally Posted by udsuna

Don't ask me, I'm dead, and no one seems to want to move my corpse away from the remains of the buffet area.

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I feel really sorry for Social Moon Firesky right now. :mad: Everyone wrecked her wedding party.