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but there is never a FINAL Final Fantasy
What is underneath Vivi's hat?
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...that's not a hat.
how come only the first ffs to be released on a new console (ff7,ffx) get sequels?
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Because people who buy games on hype are suckers for more hype.
Why does Tidus look like Shuyin?
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To mess with your head! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Ahem*
Why does Irvine like the ladies?
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because he's hiding the fact that hes gay
whos hotter Rikku or Yuffie
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Whoever has the fire materia equipped. (Rikku)
Why is Dark Cloud shirtless?
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Because it was a hot day.
Why do Thorn and Zorn speak in rhymes?
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Because they're really rapping. :rolleyes2
Why does Siren play a harp?
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Because guitar lessons were just too expensive.
What happened to Ramza Beoulve's nose?
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When Ramza and Alma were children, they were playing "I got your nose!" Alma turned her class into a Thief and stole poor Ramza's nose.
Why does the Spoon in FFIV do 9999 damage?
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Spoons are actually deadly weapons in the FF world. Have you ever seen anyone in FF eating with kitchen utensils (excluding Quina - she's a bit of a risk-taker).
Why does Carbuncle's ruby extend in FFVIII/IX... (I forget which)?
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Because..... your mom!
(Sorry. I had too XD)
What sort of hair gel do Cloud and Sepiroth use?
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Chocobo blood.
How come Laguna never came back for Julia?
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Because he was doing Raine and forgot about her until Kiros refreshed his memory.
Besides singing,what on earth are the similarities between Yuna and Lenne?
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They use the same plastic surgeon.
Why doesn't Rikku work as a whore?
