What game character would you most like to poke in the eye with a rusty fork?

The King of the Cosmo's from Katamari Damacy. He needs to learn to stop getting drunk and messing up the solar system, he's setting a bad example for people who want to destroy the universe. He makes it look to easy. :(

man this has reminded me that i don't play enough video games...i have no idea about half of these characters...

and for the record:

THAT F$%$&$' DOG from DUCK HUNT

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Originally Posted by Araciel

man this has reminded me that i don't play enough video games...i have no idea about half of these characters...

and for the record:

THAT F$%$&$' DOG from DUCK HUNT

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:eek: :cry:

hah i hated that thing...always made the sting of not killing waterfowl that much more painful by laughing at you

Definitely Steiner and Tidus, they annoy me to no end... Oh, and the "Adoring Fan" from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

TIDUS.

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Originally Posted by rikkus boy hates eliza

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Originally Posted by Gnostic Yevon

Shinra -- FFX-2

Zidane -- FF9

Ellen -- Grandia II

Shion -- Xenosaga I

Daxter -- Jak & Daxter

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if you mean elena from grandia 2 i wanna poke you in the eye with a fork

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What was she other than a whiney White Mage stereotype? That's all she was to me. I don't see the attraction. Millenia was at least a cool idea, an alter-ego that at the end wanted to help out. Even the little robot chick was more interesting -- she developed into something more.

That's one reason that I never got into Aeris. Aeris was the stereotypical "sweet white mage in love with the hero", and never seemed to have a thought contrary to stereotype. I don't want to stab Aeris with a fork, but that's a big turn-off in terms of likeability for any character.

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Originally Posted by Avarice-ness

The King of the Cosmo's from Katamari Damacy. He needs to learn to stop getting drunk and messing up the solar system, he's setting a bad example for people who want to destroy the universe. He makes it look to easy. :(

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Thankfully Kefka makes them look good by getting the job done right and being amazing in the process.

The chocobo trainer from ffx.

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Originally Posted by Summoner Yuna

The chocobo trainer from ffx.

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I second that. And after the eye poking, vicious stealing will ensue untill the sigil is mine/ours/whatever.

Rosa from ff4
Locke from ff6
Firion from ff2j
Tal, Ailish (she deserves a good beating), Cafu and Lord Talos from Sudeki(ugh)
Nina from the Breath of Fire series
And maybe Quistis from ff8, depending on my mood.

Oh! Sialeeds from Suikoden V!

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Originally Posted by roto13-ness

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Originally Posted by 4evarisha

Brother from FFX-2.

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He and his creepy incest.

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Oh right. Tifa looked like a slut, and I didn't like how when Aeris was trying to read the stars to find out who would help her she got a prono movie. (Watch the stars at the beginning of FFVII. Somebody get Mr T to beat up Barett. Please.

And yes, do smack Barthello around. Perferably by SuperPatton. (Cookie for vague reference.)

Brother from X-2 needs a punch in the throat, not a poke in the eye. Soooo frustrating..... "Roooooggggggggeeeeeeeeerrrrrr" :frust:

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

Tal, Ailish (she deserves a good beating), Cafu and Lord Talos from Sudeki(ugh)

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omygod i forgot about this game and i hole-heartedly agree