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Oh, you dirty whore *cracks whip* ...You like that don't you? *slaps*
:shifty:
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How much did I drink last night?
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i'm drinking rum and rootbeer for breakfast
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"What the smurf is going on! Why is the strange man in bed with me when i'm only 13?!"
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"There's a dragon ninja in my bed. No..."
*goes back to sleep, hoping she will be gone when I awaken*
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what did i drink last night ???
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Immortal gods, if I can take full and complete satisfaction of my love, from this sleeping beauty, I will tomorrow present him with the best Macedonian pacer in the market, in return for this bliss, provided that he does not know it
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You better be gone soon, chump.
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:sing: Looooving you
Is easy because you're beautiful....
Making love with you
Is all I want to do....
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Get out of my bed before I eat you >_<
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You, better get the smurf out of here.