The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

'grats Peeg, and good job on a good fight, Roto. :)

What would it be like if Roto and PG had a baby together? Imagine first the intercourse and then the offspring.

Just throwin' that out there.

Mmmm asian homsex.

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Originally Posted by Rye

I am an archive of inside jokes, my Nevada loving vanijlabaesj pornobaron. <3

Edit: lol

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Wtf, pornobaron!? xD You've learned some Norwegian lingo I suppose?

Also, loved the speech Levian. Nice job :) ..and no ciddies for me this time around - but, that's not anything new now is it? xD

EDIT: Congrats, PG!

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff

The Nominees
Big D
Chemical
Jojee
Levian
Necronopticous

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Levian Harle-Quin: Jojee Zeldy: Jojee Jessweeee♪: Levian Denmark: Levian Psychotic: Jojee Sagensyg: Jojee Goldenboko: Levian Loony BoB: Levian Heath: Big D Jojee: Levian

Levian: Jojee Flying Mullet: Levian Rantzien: Jojee Lekana: Jojee Sir Lancealot: Big D Shiny: Jojee Demon Dude: Levian Old Manus: Levian Miriel: Big D qwertyxsora: Jojee

Prediction Party Favourites: Jojee and Levian (9/21 - 42.9%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Big D (3/21 - 14.3%)

The Speech
go paul go go go

I thought pureghetto was Canadian.

Grats peegee

:cookie:

shiet, you're gonna have to get someone to knock out a RM/FS one 'cause I have to go up country now! SORRY make paul do it or something. The words every man dreads. Well off we go then, Best Recognized Member and/or Former Staff!

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between the Former Staff and Recognized Members for this. Like Montagues vs Capulets, they hate each other! But there is also true love to be found. Well okay there isn't. :(

Team Former Staff has three members.
Big D is a big man with a big beard. He has particularly sterling taste in comedy. He is the team's captain. Next up we have Necronopticous, a new addition to the team, having resigned from staff in the wake of a strawberry smuggling scandal. Making up the numbers we have the team's official midget, Jojo.

Team Recognized Member has just the two.
Firstly is Chemical. She pops her head around the door of EoFF every now and then, starts saying crazy things, then disappears again. Ready to do combat in the dwarven boxing is Levian, who is pleased to have an opponent of his own size to fight. Levian is actually a turncoat stolen from Team Former Staff by Team RM, which was a major blow to them.

Frankly I see this Ciddie being like that scene in Mount Doom in the Return of the King. Two tiny folk having a little slapping match for something that decides the fate of the world. Yes, this Ciddie is that important.

Team RM has the nicer coloured title so I encourage you all to root for them.

SORRY THIS IS LAME BLAME DAN FOR NOT WRITING IT AND FORCING IT ON ME AT THE LAST MINUTE. :tongue:

Good lucks guys! :jess:

Gotta leave now :(

So, just in case this is closed by the time I get back or something. Thanks you everyone who voted for me, I lurve you all lots. Great Ciddies this year, good jorb Jess.

And in six months I'll knock y'all dead good bye. :bigsmile:

The battle rages on...

Former Staff 7 - 5 Recognized Members

Not looking too hot for Recognized Members this round, either... 4 vs. 1 isn't a fair fight, really, is it?

EDIT: Seems it's 3 v 2, so not too bad.

Levian has this in the bag.

Levian is an RM, damnit BoB.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Levian is an RM, damnit BoB.

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Eh? Oh, pshaw. I don't know why we allow these things, they just confuse me in my old age...

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Levian is an RM, damnit BoB.

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Eh? Oh, pshaw. I don't know why we allow these things, they just confuse me in my old age...

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Yeah better watch that back of yours. :p

Those who didn't make it...
Big D...14
Necronopticous...7
Chemical...1
RSL...1

Jojee and Levian battle it out! :jess:

Oh it's a toughie go Lev and Monkee~

MIDGET BOXING YEEEEEEEEEHAW!

1v1! Now we're talkin'. I reckon Levian will take it, too.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Levian

Levian...25
Jojee...20

Congrats~

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Levian is an RM, damnit BoB.

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As I he should be.

Oh too busy to watch Ciddies playing FF4

Hi Jess!

Congratz Levlev.

5'0" and under crue is conquering tonight. Just not this 5'0" member of the crue. xD

Gratz Lev. <3

Good stuff, Hank.

Good fight :up:

:cookie:

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Originally Posted by Denmark

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Levian is an RM, damnit BoB.

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As I he should be

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When I buy EoFF (by buy I mean trick Warren into signing it over to me, but whatever), RMing you will be the first thing I do, I swear.

Oh gosh, only 6 to go!

6. Best Site Staff

The Nominees
Baloki
DK
eternalshiva
Heath
o_O
Renmiri
Spatvark

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Baloki Harle-Quin: DK Zeldy: DK Jessweeee♪: Baloki Denmark: DK Psychotic: Heath Sagensyg: DK Goldenboko: Baloki Loony BoB: DK Heath: DK Jojee: Baloki

Levian: Heath Flying Mullet: Baloki Rantzien: Heath Lekana: DK Sir Lancealot: o_O Shiny: DK Demon Dude: Baloki Old Manus: Heath Miriel: Heath qwertyxsora: Renmiri

Prediction Party Favourite: DK (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Baloki (6/21 - 28.6%)

The Speech

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Originally Posted by Azar

As Loony BoB once loved to periodically remind us, there's a small, dedicated group of EoFFers who tirelessly devote themselves to the continuing growth of Eyes on Final Fantasy. They're there, making the frontsite (yes, we have a frontsite) better little by little.

The lineup of Site Staffers changes frequently, but everyone has something to dedicate to the site. The last six months have been one of the more inactive periods in EoFF's history, but with a new design coming soon, things are looking up.

Since the votes have been tallied, let's see who EoFF thinks is the best Site Staff member. Could it be an old vet like eternalshiva or Spatvark, or a newcomer like Heath or o_O? And just what do all of them do, anyway? Ah, who really cares? The Ciddie goes to...

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Congratulations Levian! :heart:

EDIT: Go Site Staff! :D

Dan for great justice. Unf unf unf. <3

Best Site Staff

Number of times Spatvark has won: 0

And that's why we have Highwind Awards.

Let's go Dan. :-*

Those who didn't make it...
Baloki...14
Heath...9
Renmiri...4
eternalshiva...2
Spatvark...2
RSL...1

will it be Dan or face? ^_^

You are a bad man Daniel! :( Go Dan or Face! :D

Yay, Levy!

Anyway, I have to go to bed now. Have to work tomorrow.

Thanks to all the people that voted for me - and even though I didn't win anything, the ciddies this time around was as fun as ever. Good job, Jess!

It'll be exciting to see who won the remaining awards tomorrow.

Add me to the Dan cheerleader squad.

Number of times Spatvark has won: Still 0

And the Ciddie goes to...
DK

DK...17
o_O...15

way to go, Dan. :aimkiss:

Congratulations Dan! :heart:

Kyono!

Yay Dan :D

Number of times each member of Site Staff has quit and rejoined: God only knows.

DAN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, YOU'VE WON! <333 :aimkiss: :monster: :valid: :wacky: :aimkiss: Unf unf unf let's swap hair grease.

Number of times I've mashed the End key: lolasl?

smurf yeah what now bitches :wasim:

H-H-HIGHWIND AWARD
Site Staff

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Nobody on Site Staff is available to give a speech for this? Dude, what a bunch of lazy bastards. See, if I was on Site Staff I'm sure that this would never happen. There would always be people jumping at the opportunity to do something, in fact they would be eagerly coming up with ideas and pushing them through, fighting off competition from other hard working site staff. But not anymore!
So from what site staffers we have left, only one is still deemed to be working hard enough to get the Highwind Award. The rest of them are slackers. The winner is.... theundeadhero.

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Congrats, hero! :jess:

Congratulations theundeadhero! :heart:

Miriel: 23
Denmark: 22
Psychotic: 19
Lekana: 19
Jojee: 18
Dynast-Kid: 18
Shiny: 17
Flying Mullet: 17
Rantzien: 16
Goldenboko: 16
Heath: 16
Old Manus: 16
Demon Dude: 15
Sir Lancealot: 15
Harle-Quin: 13
qwertyxsora: 12
Zeldy: 12
Jessweeee♪: 12
Sagensyg: 12
Loony BoB: 12
Levian: 10

Heeeeeeeere's Denmark! Also well done Levian - now every member of the Party has reached double figures. :)

Gratz hero and DK. :)

G'job, hero. I can only assume you've deserved it. 8-)

I would like to point out that in addition to predicting the regular Ciddies, I predicted the Highwinds. Check out who I predicted for the Site Staff Highwind. That's right. theundeadhero.

5. Best Cid's Knight

The Nominees
Azar
Behold the Void
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Flying Mullet
Hsu
KoShiatar
Miriel
Psychotic
rubah
theundeadhero
Zeromus_X

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: fire_of_avalon Harle-Quin: Flying Mullet Zeldy: Psychotic Jessweeee♪: fire_of_avalon Denmark: Psychotic Psychotic: Flying Mullet Sagensyg: Psychotic Goldenboko: Psychotic Loony BoB: Flying Mullet Heath: Psychotic Jojee: Flying Mullet

Levian: Flying Mullet Flying Mullet: Flying Mullet Rantzien: Flying Mullet Lekana: theundeadhero Sir Lancealot: Psychotic Shiny: Flying Mullet Demon Dude: Flying Mullet Old Manus: Psychotic Miriel: Flying Mullet qwertyxsora: Flying Mullet

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet (11/21 - 52.4%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (7/21 - 33.3%)

The Speech
Over to Rantzien! :jess:

>>> Congrats to all the winners.
BTW thanks to all the people who voted for me again, win best artist is not easy these days.

I'm really kickin' ass with my predictions now. :laugh:

Fame. Glory. Unpaid work. Demonization. The dream of every Internet inhabitant. Yes, to be bestowed with the award Best Cid's Knight is certainly an honor. The deserving winner might want to take a moment to think to themselves: "I'm liked. I'm appreciated. What the hell am I doing with my life?"

Still, it doesn't matter. Like John Lennon sang: "Imagine no CKs. It's easy if you try. No staff forums. Above us only Cid. Hmm hmm hmm people hmm hmm day." Terrific song, wouldn't you say! Now, where was I? Oh yes: nominees!

Azar
This one has a jewfro. A ginger jewfro. That's really all you need!

Behold the Void
An avid gamer, his posts can be found mainly in the gaming fora. Supposedly connected to some shady character called Ganalath the Extraordinary.

eestlinc
Some kind of booth? Abducted by aliens? Didn't have a TV in 2007! Who could be a better choice!

fire_of_avalon
The universal standard of no nonsense. The definition of a BAMF. It's hard not to love her! I'm secretly hoping to get a kiss on the cheek from her for writing such kind words.

Flying Mullet
The newest addition to the team. Has yet to go through the initiation process but he has a winning attitude. Also has a thing for dolphins and their smooth, smooth bodies.

Harle-Quin
Like God, but better. Should totally win. I'm a poopoo-face and I love h— wait a minute, who edited my script?! :mad2:

Hsu
I'm always in doubt over whether to try and pronounce the 'H' because if I do I sound like a snake who's short of breath, but if I don't it's just Sue and you know what Johnny Cash would say to that.

KoShiatar
Not just the envy of CK wannabes, but of most any gamer with her job as a game tester. Probably also the envy of transsexual men considering she's female.

Miriel
Being EoFF's resident mommy, she watches over the place like a hawk and beats up all the bad guys for us. We are forever in her debt.

Psychotic
Oh man oh man oh man it's Psychotic! Kiss me! :love: :love: :heart: :love:

rubah
I've always been convinced that rubah is just a cloak away from being some sort of superwoman. Only lately have I realized she doesn't even need a cloak.

theundeadhero
You know I'm always on the verge of starting to sing The Internationale but I never do out of fear of theundeadhero's guns. It's probably for the better, so he's good!

Zeromus_X
I'd write something really good but his signature watches me angrily as I write this and it's really intimidating. So well you guys sit tight while I go stand over here.

Well done guys! I'm sure they were well earned.

:cookie::cookie:

Come you crazy CK's! :jess:

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Oh man oh man oh man it's Psychotic! Kiss me! :love: :love: :heart: :love:

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:redface:

Those who didn't make it...
fire_of_avalon...8
Miriel...7
Behold the Void...4
Hsu...4
Azar...3
KoShiatar...3
rubah...3
theundeadhero...3
eestlinc...1
Zeromus_X...1
RSL...1

Mullet or Paul? Mullet or Paul? Who did EoFF choose as Best CK?! :jess:

I dunno who could possibly win. Boy this is a real tough one. Yes sirree, I wouldn't expect Mullet to win by a god damn landslide at all. :goofy:

Bloody johnny-come-lately. :kiss:

I'm going to smack someone if face doesn't win anything.

Or I'll just stay home and cry.

Yeah, I'll do it.

Oh a toughie good luck Mulley and Paula! :p

C'mon Mulley!

(I tend to go for the good guy.)

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic

Psychotic...16
Flying Mullet...14

Don't kiss him! Kiss me! :aimkiss:

Hang on...:shifty:

Congratulations Paul! :heart:

Nuts.

Hey Miriel:

Boo-ya. Boo. Ya.

I did say I wouldn't expect him to win by a landslide. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ot-colbert.gif

Thank you, EoFF. I do try! I move a hell of a lot of threads and this makes all that clicking worthwhile.

Also, no, Award Girl, I shall not.

Rantzien for Best Speech Award. :love:

4. Best Administrator

The Nominees
Austin
Cid
crono_logical
Del Murder
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Loony BoB
MichaelC
Professor Plum
Roogle
Samuraid
WarrenW
Yamaneko

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Samuraid Harle-Quin: WarrenW Zeldy: Samuraid Jessweeee♪: Professor Plum Denmark: Del Murder Psychotic: Del Murder Sagensyg: Del Murder Goldenboko: Del Murder Loony BoB: Del Murder Heath: Del Murder Jojee: Loony BoB

Levian: Del Murder Flying Mullet: Del Murder Rantzien: Samuraid Lekana: Del Murder Sir Lancealot: Del Murder Shiny: Del Murder Demon Dude: Loony BoB Old Manus: Del Murder Miriel: Del Murder qwertyxsora: Del Murder

Prediction Party Favourite: Del Murder (14/21 - 66.7%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Samuraid (3/21 - 14.3%)

The Speech

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Shiny silver Admins all over the place! Can y’all remember the last time we’ve had so many Administrators running around? As I’m sure everyone here knows, being an Administrator is the highest position one can aspire to here on EoFF. And isn’t that what every kid dreams of becoming when they’re older? A Internet Forum Administrator? Of course it is. Our rag-tag group of Admins may all be different in the roles they fill as an Admin or how they achieved Admin status, but all of them want one thing. E-Power. And lots of it.

What they do with that E-Power is up to them. Some will use it to create horrifying or delightful (depends on how you look at it) forum skins, others will use it to fix what is broken, and then there are Admins who will use their powers to browse through everyone’s private messages just for giggles. We’ve got all sorts, people.

This award really belongs to one Admin. The Admin who has, for the past 6 months, been consistently active, helpful, and innovative. Let's see if the EoFF community got this one right. Cause if you didn't, I'm gonna ban the whole lot of you. :)

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Coming you awesome Admins! :jess:

crashNUMBERS is still the best adminstratar in my heart.

Del Murder or gtfo.

I think only about 3-4 of those admins have been really active throughout the majority of the past six months. Can't see it being anyone outside of Leeza, Shlup or Murd, personally.

Those who didn't make it...
Loony BoB...9
Roogle...7
Leeza...6
Kawaii Ryûkishi...5
crono_logical...3
Cid...2
Professor Plum...2
Yamaneko...2
Austin...1
MichaelC...1
RSL...1
WarrenW...0

Will it be Del, or Samuraid? :jess:

It better be, or Miriel will ban everyone! :O

Good luck Del and Samuraid! :D

Haha, Samuraid, admin for about 1-2 weeks and he outdoes the lot of us (apart from Murd). xD I do love the Ciddies for this kind of thing.

Poor WarrenC... ;;

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Originally Posted by Rye

Poor WarrenC... ;;

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If WarrenC were registered it would help ;)

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Originally Posted by Rye

Poor WarrenC... ;;

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Even the new guy Austin got more votes. T_T

Awww come on, Warren > Michael. Sorry Michael, I just love Warren to pieces.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Del Murder

Del Murder...16
Samuraid...13

Congrats! :jess:

Congratulations Del Murder! :heart:

JUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

You're cool too though, 'raid.

I have returned from seeing Indiana Jones. Almost done, eh? Oh well.

Congrats to all the winners I haven't congratulated yet! Especially to those first time winners. :D

Yay!

Congrats hunny. :D

Close one....looks like we're all safe.....for now. :shifty:

G'job, Murd. Nice to see at least one of us can do more than some upstart newbie admin ;)

Highwind Award!
Forum Staff

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

You would have thought that as Del's official cheerleader, Miriel would be writing this. You thought wrong. While having endless praise from her is something every man wants (and I expect plenty for voting for him) she is not the only one of us who thinks he is just fabulous.

Let's take a trip back in time. Four years sounds about right. Surprise! (although it wasn't really) Yes, they had made that crazy spammer Del Murder a Cid's Knight. I think there was something of a buzz about the place. People seemed excited about this. Well, as excited as they can be for a moderator appointment on a Final Fantasy forum.

Back to the present, and look at where we are now. Del Murder is an administrator, having worked tirelessly for this forum for the past four years. I could go on about the things he has done during those years but this speech would be unbearably long, so instead I shall talk about the things he has contributed over the last six months.

Firstly, changing members' names is unbearable torment for admins. It's like being made to watch an Uwe Boll movie, or having to go through Baloki's entire post history. Del (along with Leeza) has undertaken this painful task and has done so without complaint.

On a similar note, he has also been responsible for renaming all of the mafia accounts. Mafia, of course, is something that is enjoyed by an awful lot of EoFFers and his efforts in not only renaming the accounts, but also setting up user groups and so forth have been much appreciated. And I could be wrong, but I believe that Staff Mafia happened within the last six months. For those of you who don't know, Staff Mafia is accepted to be one of the best, if not the best (I think it was the best) mafia game at EoFF so far, and Del, along with Miriel, put in a lot of time to organise it.

The two of them also combined to create Eyes on's Next Cid's Knight, a roaring success, in that not only did it create a lot of activity, bring enjoyment to the members and liven the place up a bit, it also brought us the wonderful Flying Mullet.

Finally, something that most of you unwashed regular members will not be able to appreciate, and I thumb my nose to you in true Elitist style, he also makes the staff forum a much more enjoyable place to post in with his presence.

So congratulations to you, Del Murder, on a well-deserved Highwind award. You truly are an example to us all, and an asset to this here forum. But I am still a better spammer and mafia player than you. :D

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Well done, Del! :jess:

Congratulations Del Murder... again! :heart:

G'job again, Murd. You've done a helluva lot over the years that not many will know about, so a deserved win.

Onto the final 3!

3. Best Female

The Nominees
Avarice-ness
Jess
Lekana
Professor Plum
rubah
Rye
smittenkitten

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Avarice-ness Harle-Quin: Jess Zeldy: Rye Jessweeee♪: Rye Denmark: Jess Psychotic: Jess Sagensyg: Rye Goldenboko: Rye Loony BoB: Rye Heath: Jess Jojee: Rye

Levian: Lekana Flying Mullet: Jess Rantzien: Rye Lekana: Rye Sir Lancealot: Lekana Shiny: Jess Demon Dude: Rye Old Manus: rubah Miriel: Jess qwertyxsora: Lekana

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (9/21 - 42.9%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jess (7/21 - 33.3%)

The Speech

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Of all the categories of the Ciddies, there is only one category that is so important. Better then Most Likely To be run over by a tricycle, better then Best Member, the category I speak of is Best Female Member.

Now I could go on in detail about each member up for this award, but I like to be unigue. Instead we should learn why this is such a wonder category shall we?

What sets this category apart from all the rest? Is it that the winner claims the title for the best female? But what is a best female? Is it the one with the most feminine charm? Or the one who is just the greatest poster? I think the answer is far far simpler.

On a forum with a majority of guys, we learn that the internet can be a confusing and harsh place. The truth of this Ciddie is that years ago the men of this forum discovered a female, a female who was in fact a female and not just a guy pretending to be a female. This Ciddie is tribute to the fact that there are in truth females on the internet and they do in fact play Final Fantasies. And that is why we vote for a Best Female every Ciddies, because of those brave men years ago who learnt the truth.

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Good luck everyone~ :)

I'm not very confident for this award at all, since this Ciddies has been way unpredictable, but it would be nice to win it for the 3rd time. :kaohappy:

Heh I've never won it but I don't think I ever will. :p

In my experience, this Ciddie is possibly the hardest to win. I always found that around five nominees are in with a shout.

I think I stand a good chance of winning Best Female.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think I stand a good chance of winning Best Female.

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So do I paul. :)

Those who didn't make it...
Avarice-ness...10
Rye...10
Lekana...9
Professor Plum...6
smittenkitten...5
RSL...1

Jess and rubah fight it out.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think I stand a good chance of winning Best Female.

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I always knew something was up with you Paul. :shifty:

Man I suck oh well go Jess and Rubah! :jess:

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Originally Posted by smittenkitten

Man I suck oh well go Jess and Rubah! :jess:

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At least you beat RSL and Psy. :D

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I think I stand a good chance of winning Best Female.

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I always knew something was up with you Paul. :shifty:

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Hey, you're around, why didn't you post your speech? I'm onto you. Matt. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by smittenkitten

Man I suck oh well go Jess and Rubah! :jess:

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You're my Best Female. <3

C'mon Jesster. :) rubah would be a good winner too, though, so either will be fine. :)

rubah please!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jess

Jess...16
rubah...11

Congratulations Jess! :heart:

Huzzah to Jess!

Well at least I'm not the only one who realises you're the best. :)

Congrats, Jess, you deserve it~ <3

I think I won the most amount of nominations, but least amount of Ciddie wins again, like last time, lololol. :bigsmile:

I seriously never thought I'd be nominated for this award, yet alone win it. Thanks muchly, everybody. :heart:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Well at least I'm not the only one who realises you're the best. :)

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Hahahahaha. xD Jess brings out the "awwww" in Psycho. :p

Congrats Jess!

*catches the tail end*

yay jess :D

holy crap, I finally won another ciddie ;D my spamming in the help forum is paying off :D *high fives face*

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Originally Posted by Jess

I seriously never thought I'd be nominated for this award, yet alone win it. Thanks muchly, everybody. :heart:

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Yeah same, there was alot of awards I was shocked that I got nominated for. Well done Jess you deserved it. *snuggles* :)

Congrats Jess. :)

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Originally Posted by rubah

*catches the tail end*

yay jess :D

holy crap, I finally won another ciddie ;D my spamming in the help forum is paying off :D *high fives face*

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<3 thanks. It was really close between the two of us at a few points! We were tied on 3 or 4 occasions. :jess:

2) Best Male

The Nominees
Big D
Flying Mullet
Levian
Loony BoB
Momiji
Ouch!
Psychotic
Rantzien
Roto13

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Psychotic Harle-Quin: Rantzien Zeldy: Loony BoB Jessweeee♪: Roto13 Denmark: Psychotic Psychotic: Rantzien Sagensyg: Rantzien Goldenboko: Rantzien Loony BoB: Flying Mullet Heath: Flying Mullet Jojee: Levian

Levian: Flying Mullet Flying Mullet: Flying Mullet Rantzien: Flying Mullet Lekana: Loony BoB Sir Lancealot: Rantzien Shiny: Psychotic Demon Dude: Psychotic Old Manus: Flying Mullet Miriel: Flying Mullet qwertyxsora: Rantzien

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rantzien (6/21 - 28.6%)

The Speech
go rye, go! :jess:

Congrats Jess! :D

And go males~

Almost time for bed glad it's only two more. Come on you masculine males! :)

:flex:

Our lovely little Eyes on Final Fantasy message board is dominated by the male persuasion. The only thing bigger than my love for Grindeldore and Barack Obama's jovial smile is the amount of guys we have on Eyes on Final Fantasy, so you can see how big of a feat it is to win the Best Male award! To be nominated for such a thing is something you should be so proud of you! And gosh, I was to proud to write this! Look at my jovial little mug writing this speech that was totally not someone's yearbook.

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Check out our nominees, and please don’t be surprised if Rye gets a little sentimental, because some of these dudes are good friends of mine. <3

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First off, we have Big D, the magical kiwi of Eyes on Final Fantasy. I've known D for many years, and he's always been a very genuine and helpful person. He's wicked helpful in EoEo and the technical forums and is always contributing any knowledge he has to help people out, and that makes him a really cool guy. I've always wondered what his accent is like, I'm sure it's brilliant.

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Flying Mullet is next up. Mullet has been an active member for as long as I can remember. He's always ready to make a good joke, or contribute one of his awesome EoFF games to give us a good time. Good things come to good people, I suppose, because he's recently won the Eyes on Final Fantasy Cid Knight Competition, and is our newest addition to the shinra. He's a great guy to chat with and to share naughty Harry Potter slashfic with, and his pictures of his triathalons and diving are wicked awesome.

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Loony BoB, though currently situated in Scotland with his main squeeze, is a true kiwi at heart. BoB is one of those people who like to just start things, and I have a lot of memories of Battle of the Britneys, his pooms about licking himself and others, that whole situation of him rubbing his big hunk of “wood” chat log that my Dad found once on my computer that almost got me kicked off the tubes forever! Oh BoB, I don’t think any of us could ever forget you and the pictures of you naked on the EoFF porn site. <3

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Oh, Momiji. I remember you back when you were innocent little Poetically Pathetic. Whenever we talk, I’m just shocked by the debauchery you’ve committed. Seriously guys, he’s not that innocent! Just really bashful! Momiji is a really loyal guy to his friends both on and off the board, and that’s something I totally admire. He’s also a really great poet too, as well as a little wee-a-boo. Oh Justin!

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Ouch! Why did you break my heart like that? Because you’re a totally Abercrombie & Fitch model heartbreaker look-alike, that’s why! Zach (never call him Zack FOR GOD’S SAKE!) is a really good-natured guy, who loves to chat EoFFers up on MSN. He’s a great listener, and he contributes a lot to EoFF nowadays. He also has one of the best EoFF usernames ever! Never change it, Zach.

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Rantzien is one of those people who need their own bunch of movies, like Jim Carrey. He has a million funny faces, and he’s not afraid to show them. He’s so funny and outgoing, and he’s a great contributor to EoFF as of late. He's very polite and positive as well, which means that he's someone to take home to mother (lucky you, Keith and Cz-chan!) I dare say that he’s a new rising star of the message boards, and a lot of eyes are on him and his freaky turkey thing sig.

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Roto13 is one of the sweetest guys I know, despite his sarcastic and wise-cracking nature on the message boards. Though we all love him for that, what a funny guy. He’s a total teddy bear when it comes to people he cares about, and he’s very loyal. I love how he stands up for what he believes in and for who he is. Roto and his husband, Dilcio, are one of the few examples I can think of, of what I think is true love in this day and age. <3

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Levian, our resident Norwegian midget and ex-CK, is one of the funniest people I know. I have a lot of great memories of being taught questionable Norwegian (Vanijlabaesj <3) and comparing geographical shapes to male anatomy with him on MSN. He's always on the bright side on the forum, telling his grape detective grocery job stories and posting those cheesy smiling pictures that make Paul pitch a tent in secret. I suppose you have to keep positive all the time though, when you have people like Dan ripping on you for being the size of a kumquat. Stay gold, Levian.

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Psychotic! Paul has been one of my best and closest friends for years and years. There’s no one quite like him. From back in the day when he made BAoTW (All of the memories I had from that!), to being a CK for EoFF, he’s been a fantastically unique, hilarious guy. He’s also a great leader, and in general, an amazing friend and listener. Psychotic is one of those people who always makes something more fun. I know he has the support of everyone on the Ivory Coast to win this Ciddie!

So who's going to win this? The winner of this award is...

Zeldy, Lekana: Thanks for the vote of confidence. But I don't think so. xD

EDIT: Ahahahaha, Rye <3 That was possibly the best thing you've done this year.

Wow! I started reading this thread when it was at 700 posts and now it's over 1100! Congrats to everyone on their wins (except for Shlup for winning Evilest :mad:), especially Del Murder for the Highwind and Best Admin. Definitely deserved wins. :)

Great speeches! :)

Yay Jess! <3

Every day since I posted that photo, I have regretted it. It is the only one anyone ever uses of me.

I love the images Rye, awesome Speech!

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Oh, Momiji. I remember you back when you were innocent little Poetically Pathetic. Whenever we talk, I’m just shocked by the debauchery you’ve committed. Seriously guys, he’s not that innocent! Just really bashful! Momiji is a really loyal guy to his friends both on and off the board, and that’s something I totally admire. He’s also a really great poet too, as well as a little wee-a-boo. Oh Justin!

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Oh Rye-chan~! <3

Just finished reading the entire thing and it is fantastic. Worth the read!

also my hair is god damn brown.

Those who didn't make it...
Levian...7
Momiji...7
Roto13...7
Big D...6
Loony BoB...6
Ouch!...5
RSL...1

so, will it be Mullet, Rantzien or Paul who is crowned Best Male of EoFF? :jess:

Oooh the suspense, good luck guys! :excited:

I reckon only Mulley or Psy will win from this point onwards, for this award and Best Member.

But I dare Rantz to prove me wrong.

Europe vs US! 2 vs 1! Come on Rantz, let's show that baseball loving swine what the old world's all about!

Say Paul, your image and the word ginger seem to conjure up memories of you calling ME ginger in the past, when my hair is even more brown than yours. Who's ginger now, punk?

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Go... someone! :D

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Oh Lekana. xD you are quite the case. Whether it’s a nut case or a regular case, I’ll leave up to you to wonder, but you are quite the feisty woman. I find it quite hilarious how you, as a host, continuously insult the players even as the game is still going on xD Them poor people never knew what hit em. You’re also a wonderful mafia host, making the games very much balanced and fun. Not too crazy and not too boring. Queen of mafia, anyone? Hey, this paragraph got very mafia revolved. Oh well, she’s got nice boobs too.

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AWWW so sweet levy :D

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Zeldy, Lekana: Thanks for the vote of confidence. But I don't think so. xD

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I still believe in you!

EDIT: maybe next year xD

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic

Psychotic...10
Flying Mullet...9
Rantzien...9

It was close! It looks like I'm not the only one who realises you're the best either, sally! I can also vouch for the fact that he has brown hair and not ginger/blonde but it is fun to watch him get annoyed at people saying otherwise all the time! :jess:

Congratulations Paul! :heart:

I hate you Psycho. You've messed up my predictions. :mad2:

Wow, that is close!

Also: Nuts.

Congrats, Penny!!!

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One more to go now!!! :excited:

Oh Paul I never stood a chance against you.

<3ly speech, Rye!

I am very pleased. Thank you. I love Best Male. First Ciddie I ever got nominated for back in '02 and ever since then I wanted to win it. :)

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I'm not the only one who realises you're the best either, sally!

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Get out of here, you big gay. :aimkiss:

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Say Paul, your image and the word ginger seem to conjure up memories of you calling ME ginger in the past, when my hair is even more brown than yours. Who's ginger now, punk?

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RONALD WEASLEY HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS. :(

lol I got off work just in time for the last one :P

GRATS PAUL!

I did not realize "Best Male" means "Best Ginger", because that is the only area in which Paul outshines any of the others. Or me.

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No way. Rye wins Best Ginger. There has to be an award for this, right?

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RONALD WEASLEY HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS. :(

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IF I'M RON THEN WHERE'S MY HERMIONE? :(

ok guys its the big one

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No way. Rye wins Best Ginger. There has to be an award for this, right?

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Good idea for next time imo.

I'm shaking in my space boots.

Congrats Psy! :D


Yay final award! GOod luck to all involved! :excited:

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RONALD WEASLEY HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS. :(

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IF I'M RON THEN WHERE'S MY HERMIONE? :(

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I don't know. Traditionally Baloki has been Harry Potter but we never had a Hermione lookalike.

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We try to avoid awards where the winner is obvious - in this case, Psychotic would be too clear a winner. Which, quite frankly, is crazy. Because he's blonde.

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IF I'M RON THEN WHERE'S MY HERMIONE? :(

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I don't know. Traditionally Baloki has been Harry Potter but we never had a Hermione lookalike.

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I always thought of rubah as Hermione. :bigsmile:

edit: speak of the devil.

omgomgomg

where's foa to lay the smackdown on there only being boys nominated?!

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Hermione? Can do! http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/mes/cosplay.jpg

Caraliz stop thinking like me cause I did that too >:O

PS I'm way hotter than Ron ;)

Coooome oooon I am dying. :(

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Much like your hippie pictures, I shall post this picture in every Harry Potter thread. :D

Oh wow rubah xD

*falls asleep on keyboard*

Right ladies, and gentlemens! It's time for the big one. :bigsmile:

Best Member

The Nominees
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
God
Heath
Psychotic
Pureghetto
Rantzien
Sergeant Hartman
TyphoonThaReapa

Predictions Party
Who they predicted to win...

Dynast-Kid: Psychotic Harle-Quin: Rantzien Zeldy: Pureghetto Jessweeee♪: Flying Mullet Denmark: Del Murder Psychotic: Flying Mullet Sagensyg: Psychotic Goldenboko: Del Murder Loony BoB: Flying Mullet Heath: Flying Mullet Jojee: Psychotic

Levian: Flying Mullet Flying Mullet: Flying Mullet Rantzien: Flying Mullet Lekana: Psychotic Sir Lancealot: Flying Mullet Shiny: Flying Mullet Demon Dude: Psychotic Old Manus: Flying Mullet Miriel: Psychotic qwertyxsora: Flying Mullet

Prediction Party Favourite: Flying Mullet (11/21 - 52.4%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

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And so we come to the end of the Ciddies. A long and tense time for many of our members. People have won, lost, laughed, cried, done little dances, overused the bigsmile smiley and someone's probably unconscious by now I would imagine. Still, at the end of it all is it worth it? Of course it is you dufus, this is the Ciddies for smurfs sake! A bi-annual exercise in making everyone feeling a little bit better about themselves through the distribution of metaphorical prizes.

So what exactly makes a good member? It could be any number of criteria; if they're friendly, how much they help others, if they make us laugh, whether or not they post hot pictures of themselves in General Chat, or how much money they're prepared to pay the establishment to skew the votes in their favour. Whatever the reasons, this award celebrates the one individual who stands out amongst all others as the very cream of the crop within our community.

First up is Del Murder, a guy who's been around here longer than the dinosaurs have been making those bottled water adverts. He's an Admin so you know he's already gained the trust and respect of the staff here, as well as many other members. A very amicable sort of a chap, he's ever present in whatever discussions we make around here. Does this Mafioso have the meatballs needed to win this award?

Swooping in through the window is Flying Mullet, yet another old timer who's managed to gain almost every single custom title aside from banned. Suspiciously similar-looking to Hollywood B-Movie sensation Matthew Lillard, he's been through all kinds of marathons, triathlons and probably a few polygons as well. Rumours of him celebrating winning this reward by jumping all the way to the moon are completely unfounded and made up by me just now. Yet maybe he'll be jumping for joy at winning this award.

But wait, what's this? Why it's only the almighty creator of the Universe, God himself! Surely an omnipotent being with unlimited powers could win this award with a snap of his colossal fingers? Well obviously not, because we all know behind that blasphemous façade it's none other that one Dr Unne, keeper of Lufein translation text and incredulous statements about his unknown status. He may have changed his name to try and invoke fear in the rest of us, but is that enough of a command of respect for him to gain Best Member?

Heath is next on our list. I believe a heath is a small hill of some kind, not big enough to be a hill but close enough. This t'up north type recently gained strawberry power through a process not unlike the one that transforms Prince Adam into He-Man. A site staffer, he's probably got the votes of some of the higher ups, but what do the regular members make of the leader of Aero-Dalton?

Onto a person who has won more awards than any other member, and most of them awards he technically shouldn't be awarded. Psychotic may have been less active than in previous years, but he's still short-listed for this award. He has popularity, more user notes than is technically feasible, long flowing blonde locks and a gurn that could curdle milk. But are these many talents the sorts of qualities that you want to see in your Best Member?

In this world of ours, there are two types of people; those who are AZN, and those who are not. Pureghetto is in one of these groups. With a fruity kind of style yet with the intellectual capacity to box it out with the cultural elite, PG is many things to many men. And women, probably. Ask him what his favourite colour is and he'll probably respond with "lol, a/s/l". Such is the might we are dealing with here. Does he have what it takes to win Best AZN...sorry Best Member.


Now we come to a young man who has made a big impact in a short time; Rantzien. With his unusual facial expressions, delightful animated gifs and other such jollities, he's obviously captured the hearts, minds and possibly shoes of the community. Just don't ask what the chicken thing in his signature is all about, it's probably best not to bring it up. Is he the likely candidate for this award?

Drop and give me fifty, maggot! That's what Sergeant Hartman shouted when he heard he was up for this award. He then got everyone around him to do a hundred laps, an obstacle course three times and then finished off by getting them to rebuild their beds from scratch. Should he win chances are he will probably work all the members of his boot-camp to death to celebrate. Perhaps military experience is the sort of property that will see him to win this award.

Finally we have on this list the most hip-hop of the hip-hopests of the hippity-hoppity appreciation society, TyphoonThaReapa. Phat beats and dope rhymes are his forte, most likely spending his weekends busting caps into asses to pass the time. He's a keen and active member, known and loved by many. Can this guy pull through and claim the trophy in the name of Notorious CID?

And those are your nominees ladies and gentlemen. A group of well-known, well-respected individuals you have selected as possible candidates for the part of Best Member. The votes have been tallied in, the messenger pigeons checked (and subsequently eaten), the telegraph's morse-codes de-coded and the smoke signals largely ignored since no one can understand them. Now all that remains is for the winners to be announced...

...right now!

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I FRIGGIN KNEW IT. Where's the ciddie for most likely to know it? Cause I knew it. ;_;

rubah x denmark 4ever

Come on you magnificent members! :)

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THANK YOU.

alright this is it don't stop posting now

OKAY LETS GO

RSL
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WOOO go best members!

Go everyone! :excited:

On another train of thought: Could this be the first time in like a year that the Ciddies haven't overlapped onto another day?

Oh god you're not doing it Towns style!

Go RSL! :heart:

NO WAI.

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RSL
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Heath
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Go Mulley! <3

(A Psy is fine too)

Go Heath! :heart:

TyphoonThaReapa
4 votes

Better luck next time, Heath. Underrated, certainly!

EDIT: Woah this is faster than I thought.

Go Typhooooon! :heart:

Sergeant Hartman
4 votes

Face and Heath should have won more things. I'm sorely disappointed.

Congrats to Heath and Reapa! :excited:

And Hartman! :excited:

This is going too fast. xD

You can't compare her to towns that's like comparing her to superman.

Someone who nominated Heath did not vote for him! What a scandal!

Go Sergeant Hartman! :heart:

God
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Go Del Murder! For my predictions purposes, though I may have already won! (If Psy wins and causes Miriel to win I will be sad :()

Go God! :heart:

EXCITING

Miriel can only tie with you, Denny Den Den Doo.

God dammit people stop calling me by my last name. The only reason Calliope (Nicky) does it is because she went to high school with me and there were other Daniels in our classes. >=O Who passes on this crap. I'm BoB or Daniel to anyone but those very close to me, those that went to high school with me and, as an exception, Kishi.

Rantzien
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Congrats to God! :) And to Rantzien!

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Voters: Raistlin, Raistlin, Raistlin, Raistlin's second account, and Unne.

Go Rantzien! :heart:

Fair number of votes there, Rantz. Good job. Also, Unne would never vote for a member called 'God' as Best Member. Or himself.

also shut up, Towns.

Del Murder
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