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Originally Posted by Chris
melon vodka shots part II yeeeeee
time to drunk chat with friesnds.
liquor store blues playing rn on spotify mmm
I was so drunk last night.
I drank like 9 hard ciders. :shobon:
Mmmm, ginger-ale and vodka is great. Who knew? :gator:
Everyone but you, because vodka mixes with pretty much anything else you'd want to drink. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
The other drunks on this forum should join me for drinks.
I would if I could. What a trout of a day this has been.
i have no booze. and I'm packing. on Friday I'm fully moved out though and i am getting boozed up that night, you better believe it
Second weekend in a row you've let me down, dude :argh:
Moving excuse :monster:
In my experience moving is usually a perfect excuse to get drunk
:monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
yeah except i finished up all my gin and knew i wouldn't be able to finish another bottle before the end of the move
i've been having some beers occasionally. that's the entire contents of my new fridge at this point
i'll be back on the alcoholic train very soon amigos
hibiscus + pomegranate infused vodka? gimme more.
are you a woman eric dabrowski
less than 24 hours probably until i make nachos and get drunk and eat those nachos
order of events is VERY important here
not exactly drunk, but had a wine cooler with my dinner tonight, and besides a glass of homemade wine a friend made, this is my first drink since....march 2012 :D
everyone that repped this post is grounded. my roommate's cousin brought it over and i mixed it with some grapefruit juice. it was delicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
you're not a woman for enjoying it, you're a woman for TALKING about enjoying it
that's how manhood works
Drank a six-pack last night.
Thursdays are a WoW raid night and they're usually more fun with beer.
My raid team seems to do better on nights that I drink. I'm gonna have to start drinking three nights a week.
Bottle and a half of.wine. yahhh boy
I am 2/5 drunk, although I really would like to be 7/5 drunk
Last night I had vodka and ginger ale again, with copious amounts of Cap'n Morgan on the side. :D
I had lots and lots of shots last night on top of my wine. I haven't felt good today.
I also drew a dragon then put a troutty filter on it and posted it to instagram.
Drunk art is the best art.
http://distilleryimage8.ak.instagram...0a9e0290_7.jpg
while drinking in my room midday at 3pm I decided to throw on my backpack and walk around town and pertend I'm a middle schooler since I'm so short you know and my this is easily one of the most clever things ive ever done
Any trolled cops? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawr
no sadly but I trolled those people that stop traffic when you wanna cross the street like 3 times looooooolQuote:
Originally Posted by GambletAny trolled cops? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lawr
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME! :D
I was often drunk. And not too bad. The world as it spins, stagger. I drank Arak, Mentions and Crytal or Krytal. I haven't tried other product yet. But now I rarely get drunk. Last about 1 month ago. Home precisely. I drink about 20-30 percent alcohol wine. And pretty cheap to me. Because the Indonesian products. If foreign products too expensive so I could not afford it. And alcoholic beverages highest I've tried about 40-50 percent. And I forgot the name of the drink.
I'm eating a load of curry with pappadums and I have fruit cider and life is amazing and yeeeeeeeey!!!!!
When I went out for my friend's birthday drinks, I had a WKD, Vodka and Coke and a sex on the beach cocktail.
For me, that was a lot. I wasn't drunk at all or even close to feeling different, but for me (who never drinks normally) I was like "whoa Jordan, that's enough now, sheesh!"
You're turning into an alcie.
welcome to the dark side
it's way better, we have booze
I WANNA BE ON THE DARK SIDE ALL THE TIME YEEEEY NO LIGHT NO LIGHT IN YO BRIGHT BLU EYES YO YO YO
What the smurf. I was just singing this song before I came into this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Locky
edczxcvbnm, me, and I playing Mario Party 4 drunk with another friend:
edczxcvbnm
A couple of days ago I drank whilst playing Dark Souls and I don't think it went down very well. xD It certainly was not relaxing like I thought it would be.
Figured I'd stop by... as I am drunk. :love:
Hey, hey! edczxcvbnm, myself, and another friend are playing Mario Party 7 while streaming. Stop on by if you wish!
edczxcvbnm
I'm shocked you were able to type edjnhskghvfeabgfbeailrbar's username while drunk. I'm only buzzed and I can't even manage it.
He has it memorized by now, I'm certain.
Now try pronouncing it. That's a whole different story.
Join the stream, and I will pronounce it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Oh, I have no doubt you can pronounce it! I want the new guy to try it.
I clicked but I hear no enunciation. Lots of Bowser Time though.
I'm approaching buzzed. About to go see Iron Man, so I figure I should at least go along with one of the greatest lines in modern cinema: Give me a scotch, I'm starving.
Actually, you can probably put that on my tombstone :roll2
I'll get the chisel
Now that I realized how edczxcvbnm's name is laid out on a keyboard... I probably still couldn't get it right most of the time. But I'll pass on articulation ;)
buzzzzzzzzed
I'd like to join this party.
this is the only party i pledge my allegiance to
even though i'm a bad party member nowadays
Yeah, Drunk Party!
I will accept a the drunks as a party if you put a little effort into it.
Is it just me, or do martinis taste better while wearing a three-piece suit with a bowtie like a sir?
At least proper martinis do. I don't know about vodka martinis because I'm not a communist.
Also, I will join the smurf out of a drunk party as long as someone else does the actual work of organising it.
the phrase "vodka martini" makes me sad
smurf vodka martinis
rob where the smurf you at
where you at
I haven't stopped drinking for 72 hours
Attagirl
.at least if you're drinking well
Yes, communism makes me feel sad tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
yeah vodka is pretty terrible
I think this is where we fail. But at least we were a party in spirit(s).Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Vodka is ok at the least, terrible is a bit of a stretch. Also I intend to get right smashing drunk on my next day off of work. Whenever that is. :eep:
I'm drunk. It is my birthday tomorrow. I will be even drunker.
Basically I'm just posting in this thread to beat denmarks drunk thread post count.
Thanks for reading. (Vote Ace)
you have a long way to go, palAttachment 43303
(happy almost birthday old man parker)
wow. maybe shorty has a problem?
shorty there is help Alcoholics Anonymous :
Technically where I live it is already my birthday. I am 1/4 century old. This makes me wise. Listen to what I say. Join the Ace party.
I spent the entire weekend inebriated and showed up a little drunk to work for the first time in about five years.
If there's any problem I have, though, it's a posting problem.
way to say initiated instead of inebriated.
sign of a problem imho
I don't know of what you are referring to.
Subtle post edit to make me look stupid.
sign of a drinking problem, imho
Ahhh... drink in my cup. :cuch:
We can just organize the party part of the election parties.Quote:
Originally Posted by PantzI think this is where we fail. But at least we were a party in spirit(s).Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
trout, I think I;m an alcoholic
Remember when I posted that story a few weeks ago about me getting too drunk at uni and having to get picked up by my mom? Well, it happened again :monster:
There was a drink for students to celebrate that we'd handed in our draft version for the thesis. Faculty paid for the bar expenses. Ended with some girls taking care of me while I was puking my brains out in a bucket.
It wouldn't be such a bad thing if it wasn't the second time in a few weeks. I feel like a total idiot. But at least it wasn't twice at the same place, because that would've been worse. Now everyone just thinks I smurfed up once :monster:
it's almost 3am
no sign of stopping in sight
loooove three day weekends!
Finally, belligerent bastard Perry and I agree on something: our mutual friends who want us to get along should mind their own smurfing business.
Especially now that I understand that the real reason he hates me is that he thinks I'm gay.
I told that sonofabitch about Jackie. Good thing he was too drunk to remember.
Okay, I'm a lil typsy at the moment. I just had a 24 fl oz can of lager.
my heart ain't in it but tradition is tradition so hello drunk thread
welcome to the party parker dear
you can't be drunk and high at the same time . choose.
Ooooh, yes you can.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I was one time and I am glad I do not remember what I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
...But I was told about it and it was quite embarrassing.
Last night I made a punchbowl of rum cocktail because my friend is going back to Ireland for good today and it was our last night :( so sad. I hate uni being over :(
After drinking for a long time, my tolerance still hasn't gotten any better.
*got tipsy and redfaced off one pint of Ziegenbock last night*
Lawdy. Before our roomie got deployed, the 3 of us would easily kill a 1.5 liter bottle of Jack and a 30 pack of Bud Light. I have a surprisingly high tolerance for a small person (I'm only 5'0"). I never get blacked out drunk anymore. IDK why. I really try hard to make that happen sometimes, but it just doesn't.
I've been cleaning all day and my back is killing me. The BF is most definitely bringing me a 12 pack when he gets off.
Currently drinking:
Sailor Jerry, orange, pineapple, carrot and ginger.
Tasty!
i have to go to the stores tomorrow and buy more booze (gin) and mixers (tonic). but tomorrow's my birthday :cool:
I kind of wanna try that new Mike's Hard orange-flavored thing. I might buy some tomorrow. IDK, I'll think about it.
I seriously need to reevaluate my life.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...psd45a36f5.png
off to spend the weekend shmammered with my bes fraaaan
I'm off my game lately. IDK what it is. Usually the weekends are major drunk fests. Stay up until 7 a.m. and then wake up at like 11 and start it all over again. Like today, I had a beer at lunch, barely finished it. Had a Mai Tai (I really don't like fruity shiz, but whatever. I wanted the dam glass) at dinner. The bf bought beer when we got home.. I've had maybe 2 and I'm just like "Bleh."
There's something wrong with me.
I'm having sex... on the beach tonight.
Yesterday afternoon was mostly a blur. DDD:
Only alcoholics drink during the day. You people are doing it wrong.
No more Gamestop. First time in 8 months i dont have to work on sunday so its drunk day.
Eh, not really stuper drunk, but just generally tipsy from some wine. :?
I'm drunk because my friends and I made Skittles Vodka and we killed most of it.
or people who go to bed at 7pm like I do because of their work schedule. Bite me :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Bite me too. But be gentle.
I don't deny being one. ;oQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I'd post in this thread more often if I were an alcoholic. :]
>gets in the bite queue~
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
I had a couple of drinks earlier in the afternoon and I felt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaat. Now I feel weird. Clearly, I need more booze. Right?
Yep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Get on it.
You guys the pianist for my church showed up drunk during service! My weekend has been interesting!
ahahaha what! go on!
He was swearing at this lady outside of the church and she started crying, and then he fell up the stairs. Lucky for him I was the only one who saw (excellent blackmail material), but otherwise he was playing fairly decently, a little bit better than I could when I used to at least!
He just had that "drunk walk" the whole day, and he was eating his lunch standing up! I was chatting him up to keep him busy though so he wouldn't get into any more trouble hahaha.
drunk walk ahahahahaha oh my god
poor dude, happens to the best of us xD
Yeah I can't even count the number of times I've shown up to work under the influence of something. I still think the best part was him falling and thinking nobody saw him he was all like -
"Heh. :smug:"
But I saw.
You should ask him about it tomorrow. Make sure to keep it fresh in his head that somebody saw him.
I was on a class trip to Lithuania for 3 days. We smuggled some alcohol into a hotel and disturbed the peace with my classmates. We had to pay a fine, but it was totally worth it. :cool:
Daniel, it is somewhat mandatory that we get drunk together, because wth how have we not so far? (shut up, Space & Time).
Anyway, normal people throughout their timezones are having healthy lunches of seven almonds, gluten-free sandwiches, fruit and green salads with tuna about now; but I am instead downing six shots of whiskey because I choose to write about terrible things and it sometimes makes me want to shoot myself in the forehead.
Calliope: Good times est. never AD
woof woof bar nightr
Ramen noodles and hard cider for dinner this wasn't in Martin Luther King's dream smh.
What kind of ramen? This is important.
Chicken flavored maruchan ramen that my sister brought home from her dorm. I prefer beef though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Shrimp is the best. IDGAF.
Spicy Shrimp. or Chicken. With lime juice squeezed in. And chopped cilantro.
I swear I know I'm not Mexican. I ate so much of it in AZ I'm surprised my body didn't dry up like a snail's (high sodium content, ya know).
omg. I want alcohol so bad. -_-;;; This is ridiculous.
EDIT:
@ least it's not OE, Lawr? XD one of my BFF's drank OE like it was water. He made -me- drink it one time. I nearly gagged.
How mad is it that I've never posted in here drunk
It's good, it means you're actually out doing things with friends whilst drunk unlike the rest of us nerds who just post about it on the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Don't listen to Pikey. I'm pretty upset about it.
I'm with Pike. I only post here when I remember to post from my phone to let you guys know or when I get back and I'm still drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by PikeIt's good, it means you're actually out doing things with friends whilst drunk unlike the rest of us nerds who just post about it on the internetQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I feel bad for everyone I have interacted with this evening. :love:
So glad I didn't drunk text/FB message anyonethis time.
I may or may not have drunk texted a few people today. Thankfully it didn't devolve into sexting or "I miss you" trout, stayed in the humorous zone. This time.
:takeabow:
Amateurs.
It is Friday and I am sober, should I see a doctor?
Yes.
A head doctor HAHAHAHAHA get it!?
I've got Jack. Let's hope it doesn't make me yak.
If a guy donated his penis to someone, he would be called a boner donor.
There are a few people I'd like to donate my boner to here.
For the last time NCG, no means no! My butt is exit only!Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
But if you donated your penis to someone, then you'd be penis-less. And that would be a shame indeed.
gin
whiskey (last night)
What if I donated it and took it back? Repeatedly.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
Uh. Um. MMmmm. Hum. I feel like that would be wrong in some way. I just can't pinpoint -how- exactly.
I drank an entire bottle of Baileys by myself last night. :jess:
Congratulations on your recent advancement into womanhood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyCongratulations on your recent advancement into womanhood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I also drank about 10 Bailey shots. SO HARDCORE! :jess:
http://www.malestandard.com/wp-conte...CookieShot.jpg
Whatever you say, sugartits.
Why would you shot Baileys? Such a waste.
You guys are so mean to me.
I tried some vodka, but it made me feel sick and I had to sit down. :(
bailey's shots are okay as part of a carbomb (where they are supplemented by jameson)
'twas a perfectly innocent comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
I've never even read this thread sober. You're doing it drawkcab.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Random drunk thought: SWO (Southwest Ontario) accents sound like a cross between Jamaican and copious quantities of mind-numbing drugs
Well now. There might be a reason to come back to the place after all.
Friends, cookie baking, wine, and Cards Against Humanity. P good evening. Lolol. And I'm still feelign the effects of the wine. Whee.
YESQuote:
Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star
I had some Newcastle Brown Ale last night, yessir!
Newcastle is pretty good!
Newcastle is a horrid place and Newcastle Brown Ale is sewage. The only good thing to come from Newcastle is Tara.
Actually she does like brown things a lot though :poo:
>Huxley telling me that my tastes are foul and that I am an unwashed, unshaven, shameless hippie
no surprise there :shobon:
Well hey if the shoe fits... :greenie:
i once drank many pints of newkie brown trying to keep up with my cousin and puked all over the table and in a pint glass (my friend accidentally drank from the pint glass and made no reaction - it was weird)
Went out tonight, had three Tequila shots, and I feel completely horrendous. My head is spinning and my heart feels like it is racing. I can feel this tingle throughout my body and I feel like I could sleep for a month straight.
Better than smurfing bailey's, tell you what. :colbert: You're a man, drink like one!
I'm getting there tonight. By myself, and it is hard for me to get drunk by myself. However, once I cross that line....
Pineapple Bacardi infused with coconut. Suddenly, everything I put in Translation Party is funnier, and for some reason I feel like looking up cassowaries on YouTube.
I've been drunk ALL DAY. And it's been -awesome-... Until I fell asleep and woke back up completely sober and now I can't fall asleep again.
Moonshine.
That is all.
:hat:
since I don't really ever drink I must be missing out on a lot of good stuff in this thread!
BEER! AQN TEQ2ULIA! WOOOTTTTTT!
I have also recorded myself singing. If I manage to get more tanked, y'all -might- get lucky enough to hear this madness.
Nope... if I could do it mostly sober earlier, you can do it mostly drunk!
Fantastic little nightcap consisisting of a whole flask of tequila is a nice way to end my night
WAIT. *Kicks LC again*
I'm a perfectionist. WHERE ARE YOU SINGING?! I need to hear this ludicrousness. RIGHT MEOW or GTFO. XD
https://soundcloud.com/noxious-sunsh...krewella-cover
I hate you all.
XD
That...wasn't anywhere near as bad as I was expecting from a drunk person.
I want my money back.
Nevar!
I'm still drunk -_-;;; So much for juicing today.
I have to pee so bad
I had some red wine today. =)
I am about to make a number two.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Mmmm alcohol is my blood.
What?
Don't question the drunk!
Don't let too much blood get into your alcohol stream! ^_^
That would be a travesty!
You guys are drunken weirdos.
Are you sure you're a man?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
The only time I've intentionally drank wine (excluding sake and New Years' champagne) was trying gin and dubonnet because it's supposedly Her Majesty's favourite libation.
For those not in the know, dubonnet is a type of port (red wine) supposedly flavoured with quinine to be (pun intended) sovereign against scurvy. From my experience, I believe it to be additionally flavoured with skunk menses.
Screw you man. For $10, a bottle of wine will turn me into King Slopopotamus, and being able to get drunk on 10 dollars worth of booze is a big deal in Australia.
I'm drinking because of Game 7. Not sure if it's celebration or sorrow yet, we'll see in a bit. It is the end of basketball though, which is sad.
Wine is 15% Real booze is 40%. Newfoundland Screech is 90%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
If getting troutfaced is all you care about, drink screech. That's a rubbish way to drink, though.
wine is 15 dollars, real booze is 50, so sometimes that is the only way to drink.
Also, I've had 70 dollar bottles of wine which tasted better than any liquor I've drank, so you can't pretend like wine is a sub par product. You just haven't had decent wine.
EDIT: wait, you said you've never even had wine. Why am I talking about this with you right now :/
I've had bubbly, which is the best of wine.
Dubonnet is also posh enough for Her Majesty the Queen and I've had that.
$50 for a bottle of wine is robbery. Leave Australia at once.
I paid $40 for a 1.14L bottle of gin.
0.70-1.00 euro for a pint of beer here.
that ir wouls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
I ned more ber
no joke.
Beer? Up the ante and get some liquor my dear!Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshinethat ir wouls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
I ned more ber
no joke.
I am at the airport and am very, very mildly inebriated. In a few hours Del Murder is going to pick me up from the airport and he had better be holding a little sign that says "calliope" or else. Also, he needs to do me a solid and go drinking with me. Scotch + Beach 2013 or bust!
I want to get drunk tonight.
I went out last night, and had three glasses of rum and coke. I seriously felt so terrible this morning. I think my body handles alcohol really badly. :(
So, I'm bartending for a family function. And as it's family function, I get to try everything that goes out. That and jello shots made with moonshine. And more moonshine because moonshine. Moonshine.
http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9e336049.jpg
Mwahahahaha. Tequila Reposado! No salt, no lime. Chugalug y'all!
That looks like pure unrefined gasoline.
... Sarah, you are aware that gasoline isn't crystal freaking clear, right?
I thought someone was going to come in and be a smartass about that. :colbert:
Hahaha each post keeps getting sadder and sadder.
OMG DRUNK THREAD FOR THE WIN Muther Futher Gentlemen! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...ildevilkao.gif
Yall suck. It's Reposado. Lmao
At least I'm taking it like a man w no salt or lime. So suuuuuuck on that!
I should think Shorty would appreciate the AZ shot glass even tho it doesn't belong to me.
I love PSY... I've been a fan of his for awhile actually.
Oh wait. Yall are implying I'm drinking gasoline .... No. I'm not. It's tequila. Cheap, but good. Eff your Patron.
I do not appreciate it and I would smash it into the table a la Monsieur Calvin J. Candie if I were there right now, tell you what!
So much violence. Jeeze. Excuuuuuuse me for missing/celebrating Arizona with a shot glass.
I shall name my next child Arizona.
Or Phoenix.
If these idiot celebs can do it, so can I.
I am going to name my first child Dani California and she is going to murder your next child.
Same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine
Blaaaahhhhh
Not at all. Tequila is yummy and delicious.
I'm making Margaritas. trout is going to get messy.