Hello there, EoFF! It's me again, ace reporter Dynast-Kid for NEWS CHANNEL WFFF with a live report! I'm here at the Crystal Dome in Eizon, standing on the red carpet! The 2008 Mid-Year Ciddies are beginning to wind down, but you know me, always devoted to bringing the hottest gossip, straight from the mouths of the stars themselves! According to Award Girl, the next award to be presented is...Evilest Member!?
Oh, look! There go the nominees! Time to get the scoop!
-->What's the most evil thing you've ever done?
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Originally Posted by Jojee
I'm planning world domination ^__^ is that evil?
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Originally Posted by Leeza
If I told you that, I would have to kill you.
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Originally Posted by rubah
made a girl cry because she made me feel uncomfortable to be around
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Demon Dude. I have done many wrongs by him, but this is the best.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
One time I touched a girl's bottom.
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
Shot up an orphanage.
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Originally Posted by Tavrobel
I've gotten a killimanjaro.
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Originally Posted by Lekana
Hmm That I don't know I threaten things a lot so me thinks that's where people get stuff.
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Originally Posted by Professor Plum
I'll give you something evil: Do your own smurfing job and quit trying to get me to write your speech for you. And suck an egg while you're at it!
-->If you were put in a one-on-one battle to the death, what weapon would you choose?
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
My bear hands. Yes, bear hands.
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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
A longsword made of mythril. encased with a single Aquamarine gem.
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Originally Posted by Lekana
A cheese grader, you know how much that'd hurt on skin OIE.
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Originally Posted by Leeza
A feather.
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Originally Posted by rubah
love
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Originally Posted by Jojee
Cute kitten <3 :3
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Originally Posted by Tavrobel
A laser of some sort.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
my dong
-->Have you ever experienced a "violencegasm"?
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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
what the hell is that?
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Originally Posted by Jojee
No, but I-- oh gawd, you're 14. *shuts up* xD
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Originally Posted by Tavrobel
Yes, just recently. I was playing Kirby in SSBB and I Final Smashed all of my cousins in a single shot. It was a glorious victory, if only I weren't using the Wii controller, and they got to all of the heals before I did.
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Originally Posted by Old MANUS
I ejaculate the blood of my victims.
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Only in the late 1800s. I was living in Whitechapel, London, and just got bored.
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Originally Posted by rubah
I like some of the kinky stuff, but not that kinky @_@
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Originally Posted by Lekana
Yes, when I beat children.
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Originally Posted by Leeza
No. I don't enjoy being evil. It's just a necessity.
Well, folks, that was certainly enlightening! Who would've known that underneath those familiar faces lied souls filled with anger, HATE, misery, and anguish? Well, certainly not me! And to think that...
Oh shiz! Award Girl's about to present the Ciddie! This is Dynast-Kid, signing off for now!
