Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

Ok yes, the slice and dice was smurfing sick, worst bit was I was on a 14 streak when I died smurfing jammy bastard with the nades got me. Then again that game was full of armour lock ponces so the fact that they got dicked that hard was smurfing hilarious.

As for more Halo lexicon quotes:

You've lost that loving feeling To be sung when betraying Dan in particular he just can't find himself fully capable of hating you if you're singing this to him. Righteous Brothers ftw.

I love armor lock. :(

Especially Ghostbusters.

I miss Halo, unfortunately I'm at my grandparents house until Friday, and even then I start my new job that night. Sigh. :(

I've never really been too big into Halo but this thread makes me want to play it.

To be honest with you, I'm not necessarily big into Halo itself. My knowledge of the plot is that there's a lot of angry aliens called the covenant who fire fancy pew pew lasers and generally show up at inopportune moments to shoot humans. Humans have spartans, who are basically really tall people in armour, and marines, who exist only to spout unfunny lines and die. I think the humans lost the war? But also won it too? I don't know. Also there's some annoying blue whore called Cortana who you sometimes hallucinate about I guess, I don't know who she is or what the smurf her deal is. All I know is that you don't get to fight her, which is terrible. There's something called "The Flood" which apparently means "blob monsters covered in blobs". I don't know whose side they are on and I don't particularly care. Every single human character is a smurfing asshole who deserves to die, and "I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUM". 'sabout it.

Sometimes someone like Steve or Quin or someone will just start talking about how moving it all was or how General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off, and I don't know what the smurf they're on about. I have always skipped every cutscene because they are awful. Apart from the first play through of ODST, where I watched them, and I regret having done so.

What I am into is wrecking people's :bou::bou::bou::bou: and/or dicking about and/or creating some sort of giant death monstrosity with the guys.

edit: as a heads up, I am not inviting any single one of you to explain the plot of halo to me. I just don't give a smurf and I will simply skip your post

Oh, Paul, you're my favorite.

Some good games going on tonight, was damn funny. All I'm gonna say is "That sound is the sound of me rubbing my microphone against my arse in protest of how :bou::bou::bou::bou: your halo skills are"

xD That is a great smurfing line.

I wish you guys were still on. :(

Basically the Flood are evil and the Forerunner sequestered some of them for no good reason. Then they killed all intelligent life in the galaxy to starve the Flood. Much later the Covenant decided the Forerunner were gods and went around incorporating other races. But Humans are the actual designated successors to the Forerunner and the Covenant leaders knew that this would bring their whole system down so they declared Humans impure and launched a huge crusade.

Then some other stuff happened.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

To be honest with you, I'm not necessarily big into Halo itself. My knowledge of the plot is that there's a lot of angry aliens called the covenant who fire fancy pew pew lasers and generally show up at inopportune moments to shoot humans. Humans have spartans, who are basically really tall people in armour, and marines, who exist only to spout unfunny lines and die. I think the humans lost the war? But also won it too? I don't know. Also there's some annoying blue whore called Cortana who you sometimes hallucinate about I guess, I don't know who she is or what the smurf her deal is. All I know is that you don't get to fight her, which is terrible. There's something called "The Flood" which apparently means "blob monsters covered in blobs". I don't know whose side they are on and I don't particularly care. Every single human character is a smurfing asshole who deserves to die, and "I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUM". 'sabout it.

Sometimes someone like Steve or Quin or someone will just start talking about how moving it all was or how General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off, and I don't know what the smurf they're on about. I have always skipped every cutscene because they are awful. Apart from the first play through of ODST, where I watched them, and I regret having done so.

What I am into is wrecking people's :bou::bou::bou::bou: and/or dicking about and/or creating some sort of giant death monstrosity with the guys.

edit: as a heads up, I am not inviting any single one of you to explain the plot of halo to me. I just don't give a smurf and I will simply skip your post

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that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?

I'm not surprised by your lack of taste Bert. You like Jersey Shore. :colbert:

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General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off.

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Originally Posted by Bert

that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?

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nobody plays that

nobody has even heard of that game

you know what

halo is the best game ever go away :colbert:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off.

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:argh:

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I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUM

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Originally Posted by Bert

that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?

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Only one person on this forum can badmouth Halo, and you are not him. :doublecolbert:

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Originally Posted by Bert

that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?

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I'm sorry but WHUT? Have you not learnt the lesson mere mortal, you are not of the elite corps of EoFF wrecks your Halo :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Only those enlisted and ranked in our numbers may post anything derisive against Halo on these hallowed pages. Now I sincerely suggest taking your talk of a nobodies game and play with the rear end of a bus, perhaps you can ask Agrudis for tips on this. He seems to be more your sort of person. Or perhaps we can just lock you in the cage with Spirit for several years and see how that works for you. Retract now or else withdraw never to be seen again on these pages.