2012-13 English Football Season

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

It must suck to be a Watford fan right now though

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After what they did to Leicester? smurf 'em.

BBC Sport - Crystal Palace boss Ian Holloway does dressing-room dance

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Zaha looks like quite the interesting player though. Wonder if he'll come into the United side next season or not. Nani and Young are a bit iffy (Young more than Nani) and Valencia doesn't really beat his man, so it could be nice to have a winger who is more in the face of the opposition.

*starts limbering up to bat for Team Anti-Suarez* :cool: Ugh, this is going to rumble on all smurfing Summer, isn't it?

Yes, the press have been utterly appalling to you. Us, the fans, have stood by you through thick-and-thin. Why are you punishing us to give the fleet street :bou::bou::bou::bou:s what they want? Just admit it's for the money, son.

I still maintain he is one of the most skillful (in terms of technique. Bergkamp, Zola, Le Tissier style) players the Premier League has ever seen. If you disagree then you shouldn't watch football, the man is a straight up artist I don't give a smurf. It'll be yet another huge loss to the league, both in terms of footballing spectacle and dramaz.

Yeah, I don't think anyone in this thread has ever doubted his ability to play football.

And so, another season ends, and as everybody kept referencing it over the course of this thread, it is plainly only right for another installment of the Official Old Manus Football Thread Quotes of the Season with Budweiser^TM.

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Originally Posted by The 'Okay I Will' Award (Psychotic, Jul 4)

feel free to quote this in your end of seasons quotes. Except you won't be able to!

Andy Carroll will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt what a beast he is this season, and will hit DOUBLE FIGURES in goals in all competitions. You smurfing heard it here first.

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Originally Posted by Worst Display of Clairvoyance (Bubba, Aug 12)

I can see a period of City dominance in the coming years.

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Originally Posted by Most Wrong Post (Psychotic, Jul 5)

He's [Van Persie] not very good Donal, he will not last 5 minutes before getting injured so relax my good man.

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Originally Posted by Best Display of Clairvoyance (ScottyRedXIII, Jul 4)

Can defiantly see us [West Ham] staying at the top half of the table.

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Originally Posted by Worst Prediction (Old Manus, 24 Jul)

Van Persie will be this season's Torres.

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Originally Posted by The 'You Got Mugged, Mate' Award (The Captain, Sep 4)

Joe Allen looks like the signing of the season for us and actually well worth his price tag.

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Originally Posted by Least Amount Contributed to Discussion in the Most Words (Formalhaut, Sep 17)

Talking about Swansea, their my new adopted team for this year. I really like them, they have a solid team, and so far they've done well, if only for that loss last Saturday. I've read about their new manager and he seems pretty experienced.

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Originally Posted by Most Ironic Post (The Captain, Aug 13)

I am looking forward to someone kicking him [Hazard] hard in a game.

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Originally Posted by The Hypoallergenic Cactuar Most Obvious Hyperbole Award (Bubba, Jan 12)

Villa are one of the worst sides I have seen in the history of the Premiership.

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Originally Posted by Worst Post 2012/13 (Psychotic, Feb 21)

DOWNING FOR ENGLAND.

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Originally Posted by GIF of the Season

http://i.minus.com/ibcmNJEo0Z43NO.gif

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And finally...

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Originally Posted by Post of the Year Season 2012/13 (DK, Mar 11)

[Bale] the filthy chimpanzee-looking diving welsh ponce.

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Only 3 mentions this year. I'm slacking. :(

Also I don't get the gif. What am I missing?

ahahaha, loving the Hazard kick post.

Chelsea fan here. DO YOUR WORST.

I'll just get this out of the way: John Terry is a bit of a dick. Suarez is a doubledick.

Mike <3 you are as beautiful as your team is wankery

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Also I don't get the gif. What am I missing?

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He turns around to realise none of his teammates are celebrating with him. Then just thinks 'smurf it I'm celebrating anyway'.

USA currently 2-0 up against Germany, this was their second goal:

http://i.minus.com/i5S3jtXA5Cgu0.gif

How decidedly un-German. I always love it when they pull out the Ireland kit though.

Japan become the first country (other than Brazil of course) to qualify for the World Cup next summer.

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Originally Posted by charliepanayi

USA currently 2-0 up against Germany, this was their second goal:

http://i.minus.com/i5S3jtXA5Cgu0.gif

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I literally couldn't stop laughing when that happened. I actually expected a loss for us to be fair. It was the B/C team, and they looked pretty tired/unmotivated.