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Because he's blonde.
Why do most characters lack fashion sense?
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Most character start out with like 200 gil. You try shopping anywhere other than a thrift shop with 200 gil that needs to support your family for a month. And what do they have at thrift shops? Crappy clothes! Yay.
(side: I have never come across a Final Fantasy costume I don't like
[...yes, even Kuja])
Someone take mine.
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>>>>>>>why does rikku look like she's trying to play drums/scratch the air everytime she talks....even in X-2?!
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Because she is drunk...
Why does barret have boots on? not sandals or thongs?
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Because they'd never match his feet, so he hides them.
Why doesn't Sephiroth just take some pills to make himself happy rather then destroying the planet?
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He's anti drug to the extreme.
Why don't teh Chocobos rise and overcome?
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaark.
Could Mog outdance Dirty Dancing-era Patrick Swayze?
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yes, mog is so much cooler
How is it possible that Zidan receives a letter from a moogle in Burmecia, and Dagger in Alexandria can deliver that same letter?
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because they have telekineses skills...
Why don't squall in FFVIII have pet fish? or a wolf?
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He had both, but the wolf ate his fish and Squall killed the Wolf in anger.
Would Ifrit made a good watch dog?
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Yes, he's actually a mercenary watch-dog. He's just an Aeon, Esper, Eidolon, and everything else part-time.
If an Iifa Tree falls and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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of course not, look how small those things are. DUHHH
what kind of hair gel does seymour use?
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he doesn't use any, gravity styles his hair
*and I will do a slight varation on arcanedude34's question*
If a tree falls in a forest and crushes gogo, would anyone care?
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the other trees would care, because they lost a great friend
if cloud were the main character in FF8, would Rinoa be attracted to him? (and what if Squall were the main charachter in FF7 ?)
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no, he's not emo enough.
IS it just me, but is Edward totally...a loser?
