Worst Lyrics You Have Ever Heard

Any (C)Rap song that contains the lyric "I'm the [This] to the [That]"!

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Originally Posted by Proxy

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Originally Posted by profskett

Not quite - Kanye West has some really good lyrics.

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Kanye West is egotistical narcissistic jerk-off who think's he's the greatest smurfing thing to happen to music.

"now i ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't smurfin wit no broke *****"
yeah...real intelligent.

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never been divroced, have you?

I need a gun to keep myself from harm
All the poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Dizzie Rascal:

i got the big beat
i hear the sound
i got the big beat (dizzie rascal)
i get on down (rollin deep)

i've heard everything
from the street to the slammer
tryina see his people stay true to his grammar
bein a celebrity dont mean :skull::skull::skull::skull: to me
for a glimpse of another i'ma blitz another
they got me talkin black russian
stand up to my face they say nothin
stand up in the bar keep a firm steady stance
keep no beanies touchin keep no beanies hot flushin
just bring mc's down on you
if u dont believe me bring ur posse bring ur crew
feel free to hate cuz i aint tryina be ur mate
be serious u woulda lost an hour in my shoe
its an air force one
trainers by the truck load
trainers by the ton
dont be dazed when i catch u by ur jays
talk best when u know its best to run

fix up look sharp
dont make me bring it rinse out n get dark
feel the bang see the spark
duck down lay down jus (get on down)

Oh my, has anyone heard of Cannibal Corpse? They have *REALLY* bad taste in writing lyrics. The topics are usually bad rapings, deaths etc.

The following crap was just on the radio. I had to turn it off...

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Originally Posted by Mika: Love Today

Doom da da di da di Doom da da di da di

Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today.
Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today.
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

I've been crying for so long,
Fighting tears just to carry on,
But now, but now, it's gone away.

Hey girl why can't you carry on,
Is it 'cause you're just like your mother,
Little tight, like to tease for fun,
Well you ain't gonna tease no other,
Gonna make you a lover.

Everybody's gonna love today,
love today, love today.
Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.
Girl in the blue with the big bust on
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your momma and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone
Momma, momma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock.

i said Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today
i said Everybody's gonna love today, gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

carolina sits on 95
Give her a dollar and she'll make you smile.
hook her book her nook her walk away !

girl dresses like a kid for fun,
Licks her lips like they're something other,
Tries to tell you life has just begun,
now you know she's getting something other
Than the love from her mother

Everybody's gonna love today,
Love today, love today
Everybody's gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

Girl in the blue with the big bust on,
Big bust on, big bust on.
Wait till your momma and your papa's gone,
Papa's gone
Momma, momma papa, shock shock me,
Shock shock me, shock shock.

Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today
Everybody's gonna love today,
Gonna love today,
Anyway you want to, anyway you've got to,
Love love me, love love me, love love.

Doom da da di da di
Doom da da di da di
Doom da da di da di
Doom da da di da di do do da di da di do do .....

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I smurfing hate Mika! :mad2:

This is why, this is why, this why I'm hot!
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly;
You ain't 'cause you not!
This is why, this is why, this why I'm hot!

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My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

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Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down