Attention whores. :p
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Attention whores. :p
But it's not April, and BTW, I do not fizz.
You guys don't seem to understand what quality spam looks like:
It was a dark and stormy night. The cliche line that seems to start off every generic book ever not written rung in my ears as I walked out the front door. Bu lo, as I walked through my doorway, it was not raining, but yet a land of fluffy sugar-coated ness. The sky was blue, the grass was pink cotton candy which crunched under my feet. I stared at it all and took in the beauty of the candy corn trees with their lollipop stick trunks, and the wildflowers made of potato chips and pixy stiks(tm). The sun was setting (which was odd, being that it was 12:00 at night) and the sky turned crimson and yellow under the Ritz(tm) sun. Wonders never cease as suddenly I was in a dull brown gi, wearing a hooded cloak and had a rather sporting green belt. Even more suddenly did a bunch of men in black suits and sun glasses pop out of the sea of potatoflowers. "Hello, mister anderson" one of them said to me. "Huh? I replied, as I reached for my frozen-chocolate uzi loaded with skittles, no doubt powerful enough to wipe them all out. Time seemed to move in slow motion as I drew out my gun. Suddenly, I realized that I was moving in slow motion for dramatic purposes, and was promptly shot.
The moral of the story? SHOOT FIRST @^$* IT!
the only good spam is spam that is good.
Shinkuuu....boo ken!
C-c-c-combo breaker!!!