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Originally Posted by Wolf KannoSuch an intelligent post requires a thorough and specialized breakdown of its components in order to answer to the best of my ability and to make sure that each question is answered to a satisfactory level. Let us begin:Quote:
Originally Posted by squiike
I am not quite sure what BraestssS are. Though if I were to take an educated guess, I would think you were referring to, in your overly enthusiastic manner, Brest, the seaport in France that served as a submarine dock for Germany in WWII, or you meant Breast as in the feminine anaotomy. Since I feel its obvious that you cannot be referring to the first definition, I will assume its the second since you have apparently come of age and realized what that "skin stick" in your trousers is for.Quote:
Omg tifa got big braestssS!!!
In the case of this second defintion, I would hope she would have breasts unless there was a breast cancer subplot I didn't know about cause its only revealed in the Ultimania Alpha Omega 2nd edition. They release so many its hard to keep track of sometimes.
Actually I would hope she has two breasts unless you mean breast in the plural sense. Then again, I could be missing that wonderful rewrite in the Compilation Ultimaina. :roll2Quote:
11one11!!!
Seriously? My options are limited, the right breast or the left... She always looked anatomically correct in some pictures but I guess with your obvious study upon her pictures, you may notice that one is slightly bigger. To humor you, I will say the left one is definetly superior.Quote:
which do u think is best?
Oh, you meant who was the best between these two... I guess I'll choose the one that is still alive since its obvious my chances of getting with this fictional character is better if she is alive. Course Necrophilia might be popular in your junior high.Quote:
tifa or aerizzzZ?
Obviously this is a rhetorical question, seeing as how Aerith decided to go off alone to use Holy and got herself killed. I feel its obvious she isn't the smart one. Of course, Tifa kept world shattering secrets from Cloud, cause obviously the longer you wait to tell him the less likely he'll think he's nuts. Right...?Quote:
breast over brain yeah!
Seeing as it translates to "I'm angry and my name is Sephiroth" I can see why it had to be cleverly disguised in another language so the teenage angst was not overly apparent. I can understand how someone of your striking intellect could understand the true depth and prose of the lyrics and musical score and even relate to its character defining lyrics despite not knowing what they are singing. Truly, VII fans are gods among men.Quote:
And i absolutely love the One winged angel song! omg they sing in a language i cant understand and its so mysterious and uber cool!
I must say I am terribly excited about the prospect that this game may lead you to making a life choice that could possibly lead you to never breeding. Don't worry about not having any progeny as you will be reincarnated through the Lifestream or something like that so you are eternal.Quote:
and sephiroth is teh sexxorz :love:
Regretfully though, I need to inform you that your future prospects with Sephiroth are not likely. First, he's not real but that doesn't necessarily mean you can't print pictures of him and have your way with them. Instead, the other issue is that Sephiroth only loves his mother. Deeply, its obvious from the game canon that Sephiroth has no interest in woman, how else can you explain his ability to not be memorized by Tifa's breast. I mean look at them...
Please keep both hands on the keyboard as you read this! Anyway...
Jenova will be the only woman for Sephiroth, course it seems obvious he does like things that have Jenova in them so feel comfort in knowing that it is still likely that your 500 page manifesto on Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack slash flick is still canoncial as both Cloud and Zack have Jenova cells in them and thus explains his rather unhealthy obsession with them and all the wonderful sexual tension they have in the scenes with each other.
Thank you for bringing your wonderful enlightenment to our forums.
Damn, Kanno! You deserve 10 reps for that post. It's too late for me to enter, but I wouldn't have a chance against him.
I dunno, I get the feeling one or two people took my thread seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
But yes, I actually think Mullet and Momiji would do better than me at this anyway, and so I was rather looking forward to seeing their threads!
We did post threads you know :x
You did not!
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Originally Posted by Del Murder
Gaaah, fine. Now hush.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Don't punch her, how rude! :o
Yes, that was very rude ;_;!
Don't make false accusations, then.
They weren't false :kaoangry:
Please vote for your winner! Vote for 1 person by sending me a PM.
Heath:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...cts-ffvii.html
Flying Mullet:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ior-ffvii.html
Momiji:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...e-garbage.html
Oh yeah, this thing. Heath won with all four of the votes. Congrats Heath for being such a meanie!
Tune in next month for FFVIII's Crazy Theories Competition.
GJ Heath! :monster:
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