How many animals can you fit in a pair of panty hose?
Two calves, an ass, a beaver, a :bou::bou::bou::bou:load of hares, one camel toe, and a fish that nobody can find!
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How many animals can you fit in a pair of panty hose?
Two calves, an ass, a beaver, a :bou::bou::bou::bou:load of hares, one camel toe, and a fish that nobody can find!
Two hydrogen atoms meet. The first one says, "I think I lost an electron." The second asks, "Are you sure?" To which the first one replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Oh my, that one was a knee-slapper!Quote:
Originally Posted by El Bacon Bandito
Here's one...God created Saturn...and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Ha ha.
Deep thoughts from Confucius:
"Man who run in front of car feel tired."
"Man who run behind car feel exhausted."
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky."
"Baseball is wrong, man with four balls can not walk"Quote:
Originally Posted by El Bacon Bandito
"Man who walk through turnstile sideways go to Bangkok"
"It take many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it"
"Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails"
How many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"One, he holds the bulb while the world revolves around him."
~
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
"Pay him for the pizza."
For those of you that didn't see The Big Bang Theory the other night:
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
To get to the same side!
Oh, Sheldon. :D
Sheldon cracks me.
Ew!Quote:
Originally Posted by bipper
An exchange my old coworker had with his son:
Timmy: "I don't like Mommy. She does bad things."
Daddy: "Well Timmy, that's why Mommy needs Jesus. We all do bad things at times. That's why Jesus had to die."
Timmy: "Mommy's sin is unforgivable. She disobeyed me and ate all my Cheetos".
Daddy: "I remember when that happened. You were crushed."
Timmy: "I still am."
To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?
^ haha
Haha, this is great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet