EoFF Dwarf Fortress Time!

Necro you are a god damned madman hahahaha I love it.

For those of you who don't understand what he did, basically merchants show up with a lot of expensive trade goods at your fortress every now and then. He lured them inside, then opened a huge trapdoor (technically he collapsed it) which sent them plummeting many, many feet down onto some spikes. From the looks of it, the merchants and their pack mules exploded. You can then see all the Dwarves come steaming in to loot their :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Did the animals in the cages survive?

That was utterly amazing. Way to piss off merchants.

Now we just need to start chopping down trees by the thousands so we're attacked by elves.

FURTHER: Someone should have downloaded the orc add-on.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Did the animals in the cages survive?

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Of course! Due to a bug things inside of cages are invulnerable. I'm pretty sure they'll be fairly traumatized, though.

http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-7483-towntwinkles

It's the year 20? Wow the world's pretty young. I think that'll mean lots of megabeasts but hardly any Goblins will come to siege us.

Also, nice seahorses!

Should have added orcs.

I have now figured out how to play this, although it was waaaaay easier when I wasn't near fire imps, didn't opt for an anvil at the start of the game, wasn't ambushed by elves and, well, basically had a safe area. I have 57 dwarves in my little colony now, and the only issue I continue to have is that they drink faster than I can create barrels and/or brew alcomohol. I've only just figured out what the garbage dump is and how wonderful it is for clearing out stockpile areas of stone.

I find it much, much easier with graphics. If I'm ever playing the EoFF one, people who don't know what DF is will at least be able to have some vague understanding of what's going on. :p

I look forward to getting home so I can see all these updates. =]

Ah excellent, now I don't have to feel guilty when I leave Towntwinkles an utter wreck before your turn :D

I'm going to try to finish my turn after work tonight so I can pass it on. My trade depot trap was kind of a year-long project, but I'll see if I can get the barracks going for our future military (now that we have the ability to create metal armaments).

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Originally Posted by Marshall Banana

I imagine my screens looking like just a mess of text to you.

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It sure does. It looks like a core dump to me.

Spring has arrived.

Current state of Towntwinkles.

Notes:

• Momiji and Christmas went insane and died.
• There was a massive fire in which Marshall Banana and I'm my own MILF, among other lesser dwarves, were killed.
• ShlupQuack became an Elite Wrestler and wrestled a Werewolf to death completely unscathed.
• Many of the dwarves in the colony are miserable at the loss of a friend or two in the fire.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...sagi_yikes.gif

So we all died? :(

EDIT: Is there a "Insert Coin To Continue" option? :(

You died. I remain amazing.

It might be easier for some of you guys to play DF with image packs. I wouldn't be able to touch it otherwise. I'll put a link to the one I use later. It makes things a lot easier.