Why has nobody claimed me yet? You ladies are missing out on some prime real estate.
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Why has nobody claimed me yet? You ladies are missing out on some prime real estate.
Funny thing is. I adore giving massages. And I'm excellent at them. So I have to be careful
Bunny, make me a turkey sandwich. This will be considered the first half of your "let's exchange meats" request. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
What else would you like on it? Or would you just like turkey? If the latter is the case, I am not interested anymore. If it is the former, however, please specify.
Oh for bullocks sake I'm in the market!
I'm really good at those, too. But my friends don't let me massage them because they think it's gay. :p Goofy friends, being all homophobic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyk
I put myself forward as a potential slave for cloning, however will have to resort to a gentleman's honesty and point out that I would be a smurfing :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty slave because I really don't like doing as I'm told. But I'm good at the dishes (although I don't like doing them) and my backrubs have earned rave reviews all over the world (really!). I'm also a really good singer when drunk, or at least I like to think so. I can only assume I'm right because people tell me to keep singing...
You will, of course, have to put up with my clones. Seems one lady has already selected me as her slave. :D