The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

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Originally Posted by demondude

You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

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:onoes:

Pretty much the same in context too. Shape up.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

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Originally Posted by demondude

You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

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:onoes:

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I don't even want to know the context. :|

I, for one, am dying to know the context.

EDIT: You potato.

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Oh DD, you so crazy~

I smurfing love melted cheese.

DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Now I'm hungry.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.



True story.

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Oh man. That sounds wonderful.
But back to the quotes out of context.
Dutiful Daughter Slai: "You can't come inside!"

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Originally Posted by prof. oak

I came when I heard you beat the elite four.

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"I LOVE pussies! Especially really furry ones! And when the purr... HEAVEN!"
Context helps wonders in these situations o.o

[19:33:33] mel doesn't have daddy issues so my charms doesn't work on me
[19:33:59] on her rather

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Originally Posted by Levian

but getting to the back door is definitely worth it.

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@foa> Jiro ate my kitten
Jen> I hear he likes to eat pussy