80. Lonely? Summon a badass monster to come chill out with you and punch little animals for you. Unless you summon carbuncle and then that just means you want a pet to cuddle.
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80. Lonely? Summon a badass monster to come chill out with you and punch little animals for you. Unless you summon carbuncle and then that just means you want a pet to cuddle.
81. If you want to change your clothes, all you need is a special sphere, or to close your eyes and make swish swish noises, or to spin in a circle and say "I'm a man"
82. Showing your thong is perfectly acceptable.
83. The real Tifa's boobs
84. You like Guns? You like Swords? HAVE A GUN SWORD! It totally works. No Lie!
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Out of curiousity, if members can't post 5 reasons before this thread reaches 101, does that mean they automatically fail today? That'd be quite harsh and unfair.
85. Need to travel to another continent? It's just half a minute's flight away.
86. I get to barge into your house, rummage through your things and watch you while you sleep. :love:
87. (FFXI) Time travel is not only possible, but easily done.
88. Vincent Valentine's shoes.
89. You never die. Phoenix Down that ish.
90. You can fire a sheepdog from your arm like a cannon and not have to worry about animal rights activists shopping you.
92. Shadow