olive garden sucks

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Originally Posted by Shorty

My mom had her wedding dinner at Golden Corral. :|

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HAHAHA THAT'S smurfIGN AMAZING

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Chipotle around here is decent and worked until I discovered Matador. It isn't a chain, so I doubt any of you poor pathetic souls have ever had it, but it is run by a few CSU grads and is basically Chipotle on steroids: higher quality, better service, cheaper price. Plus they sell local beers and are open almost 24/7. Shredded chicken burrito on a spicy thai burrito with cilantro-lime rice, seasoned potatoes, and cheese topped with mango jalapeno salsa. Mothersmurfers you don't know trout about burritos.

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That sounds delicious.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

I dunno, Sarah. They were offering this for a while.

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Oh, that's still on their menu. DDDD:

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Originally Posted by Pitye

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Originally Posted by Jowy

I dunno, Sarah. They were offering this for a while.

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Oh, that's still on their menu. DDDD:

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Is it?! I may have to finally take a trip to Denny's.

I went to Olive Garden about a month ago, for the first time in a good decade or so.

Good lord, the salad was the worst I've ever had, the breadsticks tasted like cardboard soaked in garlic salt, and the entre was a complete joke. A mediocre, nearly flavorless pasta, with the tinyest, most pathetic excuse for a chicken breast I've ever seen. The sauce on said chicken breast, I'll admit, was pretty good. Too bad the chicken breast was only about THE SIZE OF A FIFTY CENT PIECE! Seriously, they must have cut it off one of those cornish game hens or something because it was pathetic.

And the best part...this plate of soul crushing disappointment costed lik $25! I mean really!?!?

Yes, The Olive Garden is terrible, awful, overpriced, and absolutely horrible, and the people who continuously flock there need their tastebuds examined.

I smurfing hate Golden Corral and it has nothing to do with their food.

I get so disgusted watching so many obese Americans shoveling a bottomless amount of food into their gullets all at once. Ugh it is like watching pigs eat from a trough

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Originally Posted by Yar

I smurfing hate Golden Corral and it has nothing to do with their food.

I get so disgusted watching so many obese Americans shoveling a bottomless amount of food into their gullets all at once. Ugh it is like watching pigs eat from a trough

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Lumberton Golden Corral

Look near the bottom...

When I was a chil'en, my favorite restaurant was Cracker Barrel.

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Originally Posted by Jowy

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Originally Posted by Yar

I smurfing hate Golden Corral and it has nothing to do with their food.

I get so disgusted watching so many obese Americans shoveling a bottomless amount of food into their gullets all at once. Ugh it is like watching pigs eat from a trough

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Lumberton Golden Corral

Look near the bottom...

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Gastric Bypass or Lap Band Patients (must show medical ID card) receive special “Senior Discount” pricing

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say what now

Cracker Barrel is redneck central. A buddy of mine in college used to work there and it was so very appropriate. I didn't even include it in my list of terrible places because I don't know anyone of any intelligence (capable of knowing better) who actually likes the place.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

My mom had her wedding dinner at Golden Corral. :|

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That is hilarious.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

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Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Cracker Barrel is some kind of southern country restaurant and gift shop combo. Nothing to do with sandwiches, although you can get them in the restaurant.

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With a lovely side of vomit.

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Ohh...great place to bring my dog then. I wouldn't really recommend pasta in a restaurant anyways unless you know they make it fresh....most likely you're getting precooked pasta... So much better when you make it yourself too

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Shorty

My mom had her wedding dinner at Golden Corral. :|

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That is hilarious.

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It was a) the third time she had met her mystery man from the internet, b) the first time her children had met him, c) the night before the wedding.

Thankfully it all turned out well in the end and he wasn't a serial axe murderer, but it was very Golden Corral-appropriate.

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Cracker Barrel is redneck central. A buddy of mine in college used to work there and it was so very appropriate. I didn't even include it in my list of terrible places because I don't know anyone of any intelligence (capable of knowing better) who actually likes the place.

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I went to one for the first time about three months ago. I haven't seen so much camo and STP apparel in my life.

I can safely say that I have never stepped foot inside a Cracker Barrel. Looking at it from afar is enough to make me want to take a long, scalding hot shower.

I have never been to a cracker barrel and I have been once to a Golden Corral and I did not mind it.

Oh, there's a restaurant near where I used to live called Nickels that my old babysitter was obsessed with and she took me there 3 times a week. I was never a fan of it in the first place but after going that often I now strongly dislike it.