The questions thread!

Not publishing a single book, not starting a family of my own, generally looking in the mirror at the age of 45 and seeing a failure.

Have you ever eaten chicken adobo?

Chicken? Yes. Adobo? No. I don't think you can eat flash players.

Can you take... these broken wings... and learn to fly again?

Yes. Yes I can. And I will.

What is a question you would like to be asked that you've never been asked? And answer that question.

Do you wish you had a third nipple that could pick up short-wave radio transmissions? The answer is clearly... yes.

Do you believe the rumours that are circulating about you being a serial killer?

Me? A cereal killer? Clearly people are misguided.

What would you do if you come face to face with a weeping angel?

Not blink, while simultaneously crushing it wit a sledgehammer.


You're in a Doctor Who episode. Do you turn left, or do you turn right while in your car?

Turn left. Come on, now.

If you were the Doctor's companion, which Doctor would you want it to be?

I'm torn between David Tennant and Matt Smith. I'll go with Matt Smith though.


​What email provider do you use?

Google.

What wind from yonder skunk dost break?

It is unpleasant... and Juliet has a smelly arse.

Which play by Shakespeare was your favourite?

The Tempest. It's just such a fun play that everyone should see or read at least once. I prefer Shakespeare's comedies to his tragedies and histories in general though, so my opinion is a bit biased in that regard. :p

If you lived in any one game world, what game would that be?

Portal. I don't think I have to explain this one. Though it was going on at the same time as Half-Life 2, I'd want to be inside Aperture. Ain't nobody got time for Combine and whatnot:eep:

What would be the worst thing to be reincarnated as?

Cannibas.

Which Kramer do you most identify with?

I don't understand your question, so I am just going to say I really like wine.

How did you celebrate Wine Day?

What is Wine Day?

Which planet is Pluto on?