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We begin with a job offer from Psychotic!
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Not fantastic, but it's a step up in iamagod's career. Let's do this!
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Our first match is against the ever friendly Nikki, who welcomes us to General Chat.
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A stir? Yes. Yes I have. Once I fell into a television. It hurted. :)
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Oh lord, she's the one person who has actually been nice to us in all of this and iamagod has to go run his big mouth.
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WHAM! I'm ready for the big leagues!
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The look of ecstacy on his face as he punts her in the crotch is troubling.
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Time for another acrobatic shooting star press!
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And again it's a miss. I don't know why anybody bothers going up the turnbuckle in this game.
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Doot de doot de doo, stomping on a mother's head, la di da de da...
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I certainly am that. :smug:
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A good start to our career in General Chat!
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...favour? Oh god. Wait a minute, "night"? It's broad daylight outside...
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Oh, good, so not that sort of favour.
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ONE HUNDRED BUCKS?!??!?!?! COUNT ME IN!!!!
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And look at that, it's a title match! Well, for the Inter title anyway.
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Oh no iamagod what are you doing.
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Fair point. I probably will beat the hell out of both of them anyway.
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...or not, because Lone Wolf Leonheart had an injury before this match even begin. How inanely pointless. He flopped onto the ground right after this.
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Well, what do I care? $100 for 20 seconds work? Easy money really. I think iamagod took more time to tell them off before the match than the match itself lasted.
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A happy man and his belt.
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Immediately after, the news reports this. So... you couldn't have waited that one whole day before defending your title?
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You did what?
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He's given me a woman's tanktop.
The tank top has boobs.
I now have comedy breasts.
Dear lord. No, no I do not like this outfit at all.
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Have I... have... no... have I just been profile raped by Psychotic? Is that's what's just happened? ...this is karma, isn't it? Now I know how all of my victims felt. Still, I am somewhat pleased that my game counterpart acts just like I do!
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HEY I TRY MY BEST :colbert:
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This is an injured (seriously, is everybody in this game crippled?) ~*~Celes~*~ by the way, trying to convince me to break script and say whatever the hell I want.
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So, Psychotic wants to troll me, does he? Well, two can play at that game...
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Oh god, the newspaper headlines. xD
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-tries in vain to turn the newspaper to page seventeen- T_T
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I think I just might have wet dreams about this thread.
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iamagod went for a FAST three count! Not to mention that the referee can call a match if he feels one of the wrestlers is in no condition to compete! There's a conspiracy against me! Someone doesn't want me to have the Inter Belt....and Citizen Bleys is in on it, too!
I'll get my revenge. I'll get my revenge on iamagod and Citizen Bleys. Oh, believe it. I'll be back for blood. I see RED!
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If anyone has any ideas for storylines, or people they've not seen yet, or want to make a team with someone, do let me know! Or if you have any ideas for newspaper adverts too. Or anything at all, really, I'm always keen for interaction :greenie:
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How about adding the Grim Reaper as an Undertaker-type character and forming a Ministry style faction of the Dearly Departed?
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Yeah, "Check out my tits!"
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Oh jeez, someone dropped the s-bomb!
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To reassure my audience, my pants are 100% piss free.
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Well now that's just mean. :( The hand that feeds iamagod has been most decidedly bitten.
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General Chat responds through Nikki.
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iamagod responds through making a delightful face.
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I hit her with my special... and the ref takes an age to count!
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This doesn't do it either.
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Nor this... if I slag off General Chat, the refs don't like me? Well smurf.
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I had to do this to her to win the match. Just look at that face. Just look at that face.
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THE TALK OF THE INDUSTRY.
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Pike approaches me afterwards with some nerves.
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Sounds like a lark. Why not!
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Oh, Lone Wolf Leonheart again. Man, he's going to hate me.
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Pike smashes the smurf out of him long before I can even get to the ring though... and I still get the $100 :cool:
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Oh lovely, more Nikki. Remember when she gave us that nice greeting? Well that went downhill fast, huh?
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Yeah you do look kind of... blobby.
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A "guy", eh? That conveniently explains many things.
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All of his badass taunts are just undone by the pasty white titties.
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Still, he's making good on his word.
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The rest of the match can be summed up by this image.
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Then this one. Copy pasted about 10 times.
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Even I don't want to touch a menstruation joke.
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Still, iamagod eventually manages to escape after hitting Nikki with a nuclear warhead.
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Hilariously, as he is climbing down she manages to get to her feet, shove the cage and then collapse again. This sends iamagod falling face first into the concrete floor.
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And I leave you with this news.
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OH NO NOT THE DREAM COUPLE!
I'd really like to see a Cuch/Yeru pairing, Spuuky/nik pairing, and Mister Adequate/PG pairing.
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I like how the referee doesn't want to work with you, I could believe that if it was on my TV.
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I can't stop smurfing laughing, oh god
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Ahahahaha this is amazing. TAKE THAT SARAH :cool:
Although the newspaper headlines are probably my favorite part. "Elections now in their third year" had me dying.
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Here's Laddy, Inter Champion of the Lounge! Seriously kids, all you need to do to appear in this thing is post in the thread!
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His opponent... a mystery man in a mask and a... General Archive shirt?!
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Whoever the man is, he makes short work of poor Laddy.
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Boobs + Air = prize winning photograph.
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Poor old Laddy didn't stand a chance.
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The mystery man has put on an impressive technical display... but who is he, and what does he want?
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Meanwhile in #eoff we have what appears to be a threesome. Saucy! Denmark and Jinx take on the Scottish Shaunas.
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Mr. Shauna begins by plunging his hands right inside of Jinx's most famous assets.
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She responds by using her other assets - DEM GUNS - to toss him with just one arm.
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Oh, and as you may have seen from the OP. She loves taunting. I have seen no wrestler save one other burst into random taunts as much as she does.
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2 vs 1 and she's still a-tauntin'.
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Oh yeah, here's the other tauntaholic. I like to call this the "Reverse Colbert".
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"Look at this lassie's arse! Classy bird."
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Jinx finds an... axe... from somewhere. Damn, this trout just escalated.
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Referee Araciel is looking the other way as she plunges it right into poor old Mr Shauna's groin. That's gotta hurt!
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Here's the Shauna and Denmark show. Shauna socks him good...
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...so he goes flying at her like a lunatic...
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...naturally she does her favourite taunt...
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...which Denmark of course interrupts...
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...and Shauna responds by dumping him onto the ground, hard.
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Aww, look at how happy he is to be slammed. :3
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Oh. Oops. Looks like the Scots claim the victory this time!
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Pike reveals the reason why she left Huxley - he's a plastic paddy. Always faking being Irish just to get laid on St. Paddy's day.
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Well, much to Huxley's chagrin, she has found herself a real Irishman, Cuchulainn, and is in his corner as the two face off in a table match!
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Pike watches as her old man chokes her new one.
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Unfortunately for the old one, he has just been launched out of the ring.
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The two then proceed to double team the hell out of him.
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Steve, of course, enjoys watching them drop Huxley so that his head smacks off the railings.
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Cuch taunts Adequate as Pike launches him through a table. "Ye wee smurfin ballbag sausage sandwich scrote!", or some other such unintelligible gibberish.
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Moment of impact! Damn!
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However, Huxley strikes back, launching Cuch off the turnbuckle.
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I don't even remember how this situation occurred but suffice it to say, MILF is kicking ass.
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Pike is left for dead on the wrong side of the railings as the jilted lover takes his revenge.
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And he claims his victory in the Battle of Belfast! I suspect this feud may not end anytime soon though!
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The conspiracy builds! I'll find a partner to help even the odds....
