WHATEVVVEEEEEER.
and HEY. Yo go Giiirlfrreind
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WHATEVVVEEEEEER.
and HEY. Yo go Giiirlfrreind
[q=Jaynecloud]Ouch. Seriously, stop that. My lipstick is smudging, my hair is all out of place, my cleavage is bursting out, my high-heels are hurting me, my mascara is being rubbed out, my wrists are going limp, my face is full of powdery crap, my knickers are way too tight, my dress is too long, my bum looks too big in this, I'm becoming too self-conscious, I'm bitching about unimportant things, I'm talking about other people behind their back, I'm laughing hysterically at things that aren't even funny, I'm walking like I've got a lead pole up my arse, I'm shaving my legs even though my hairs are blonde, I'm dancing provocatively for unknown reasons, I'm perspiring because of the intense heat, my corset is stopping me from breathing properly and I'm bitching, pissing, whining, moaning and complaining about EVERYTHING IN THE BLOODY UNIVERSE![/q] Sweetie, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having your cleavage bursting out.
Oh, don't even go there! *raises hand*
No, I'm being totally serious! Guys dig the chick that doesn't mind showin' off the goods, if you know what I mean. *looks over at The Man Dee and licks her lips suggestively*
Thats just like totaly.... like .... yeah like..... WHATEVER.
*accidentally drops her handkerchief*
I mean, she was like 'oh yeah?' and I was like 'uhh, noooo!' and then he was like 'yeah!' and I was like 'oh my god!'
*dies*
*waits for Vivia to bend over* >=]
Come here for a second, I'll lend you mine.Quote:
Originally posted by Jaynecloud
My lipstick is smudging
Thats like totaly.... Yeah
*picks her handkerchief*
I have a surprise for you, Vivia.
Woo! Girl on girl action heading this way!
*stares*
:love:
uhhh thats like totaly NO.