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Originally posted from the 8-Bit Theater website
BRIAN IS STUPID BECAUSE I AM HERE NOW AND HE IS STUPID!
I AM FIGHTER! I AM INCHARGE OF THE WEBSITE NOW!!!!!!! IT WILL GET SO MANY HITS BECAUSE I AM TEH BEST CHARACTER IN THE COMIC. I CHANGE THE COLOR OF THE TITLE THINGIE BECAUSE IT WAS BLUE AND BLUE IS LIKE WHAT BLACK MAGE WEARS(SHOULDN'T HE WEAR BLACK!?!? HE IS SO DUMB BUT HE THINKS HE'S SMAART BUT HE'S NOT) BUT ID ON'T WEAR BLUE (I WEAR RED, IT IS ARMOR) SO THAT IS WHY IT IS RED!!!!11 Why is that all in caps?!?!?!?! Now it is better but i don't know why it changed. I think the capital letter button was locked on ro something. This is where I am telling you about some changes that will take place this week while Brain is working with stupid people who like cars (which are not as good as swords). First, there will be no more Black Mage. I am changing the story so that he goes to another demension but it is a demension of SWORDS THAT SLICE HIM UP INTO MAGE-BITS AND NOW HE'S GONE FROM THE COMIC but i will not pciture it because i cant's draw too good SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!1. So now the comic will have more of the best charatcter MEEEEEEEE (the fightr!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ANd then I will change the secsions of the Web-site sot hat it is all about me, the fighter!!!!!!!!1 You will find out all kinds of facts about me but first i have to lurn how to make them worki with the HBLT programing languge that is all over this intarnet!!!!!!!!1 STAY TUNNED FOR MOREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Now this is gonna be intresting...