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		because fanboys arent that lucky
why does zell like hot dogs so much?
	 
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		He eats lots of hot dogs to get back at the dog that scarred his cheek.
Which FF would Culex (from Super Mario RPG) fit in most and why?
	 
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		Culex wouldn't fit at all, because there is no such character in existence. 
Why does Cloud try to mate the chocobos?
	 
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		cause he likes hot chocobo action
why arent their any black moogles
	 
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		Because licorice Moogles aren't a popular flavor.  :rolleyes2
Why does Leblanc call people 'Loves'?  :heart:
	 
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		He wants in their pants.
Do I have a chance with Rydia?
	 
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		Grow a few inches taller and check back later.
Why does Rude not grow any hair?
	 
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		He uses his bald head for signaling his secret moogle co-workers.
Why didn't Cloud just stab Aeris himself?
	 
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		He usually pokes her with something else.
Why is Cat Sith a robot?
	 
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		because he's controlled by a ultra long distance toy plane remote controller.
How many grenades does Laguna keep in his body?