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What beloved snack has enough calorie power that, if used all in propulsion, can launch it's mass to the moon?
Sorry adbortjm, you can have another go at a riddle. I'll stop answering everything.
(Is that an actual riddle?)
A man is at home minding his own business when he sees a thief running towards him. He looks to his friends, but to no avail, because the thief is already on his way there to steal again. When all is said and done, the man calls for help, but when the officials arrive the thief incurs no penalty. What happened here?
A twinkie! :love:
The man himself was the thief...?
Nope.
He didnt actually take anything?
The thief cuts himself on broken glass and sues them?
The Theif escaped - duh!
*slaps forehead*
D'OH
Well I am not sure. Cause he is technically alleged theif until he is caught and convicted! So lets see what the mystic broom has to say!
None of these.
I'll say the "thief" is actually a dog or some other animal. And since animals cannot be charged for human crimes, including theft, the dog would not incur any charges.
Oh [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. They are playing baseball. He stole home again. His friends are other players. There is not penalties for stealing home.
Yeah. That. I'm changing my answer to that. >_>;;Quote:
Originally Posted by bipper