Fredula Novalations Celebrallis Final Ciddies XIII: What!?

Theres always the beautiful thing that could be between you and I.

I never defied! :D

:tumble:

I'm doing Best Veteran and Best Regular as we speak. Uh...as we spam.

And Mrs Towns, smittenkitten, has volunteered for Best Male! hallelujah!

We’ve all seem them before. They’ve either been walking around in daytime or out at night getting their groov on. What am I talking about? Well, the elusive cute male that has a smile so wonderful it sends shivers down your spine and feelings to your crotch. Put beside a baby in a pram and surrounded by thousands of old grans, it is a dead cert that the cute male would get the applauds and “Aww’s” and “Isn’t he so cute!”. This would of course make the baby jealous and the baby’s attempts to sabbotage the male’s good looks would begin, but what can a baby do? Other than puke up their lunch in a energy ball attack similar to dragon ball Z.

Since theirs more to write, I’ll just ramble on for a bit. Many things define cute-ness, from having a cute smile to even something as wierd as cute hair, all these make up a cute person and anyone nominated has it in spades to having a child like voice that disturbs people.

Their has been many members today who qualify for this section but only few get such a ciddie. Many might call the cutest male award shallow and believe me it is, you’d find less shallow-ness in a fashion show. Many deserved this ciddie and now you’ll expect me to go into detail but I have a condition called Lazy-ness, it’s very common through out the world and so far, is incurable. Oh heck, I like talking to here

Rengori
DK
I Don't Need A Name
Levian
LunarWeaver
Sagensyg
themagicroundabout
Breine
Denmark
Goldenboko
Iceglow
James Leopold
Old Manus
Rocket Edge

You all make me sick to my stomache, your that cute. I’d hit a few of you in the good way if i had the chance. Good luck to all!

ARE YOU HAPPY, PEOPLE?! >=(

Those who didn't make it...
Levian.................10
Denmark.................9
DK......................7
LunarWeaver.............7
I Don't Need A Name.....6
Rocket Edge.............6
Breine..................5
Rengori.................5
Sagensyg................5
Iceglow.................4
Old Manus...............4
James Leopold...........2
RSL.....................1

I'm happy.

No.

Who the hell nominated me in this category anyway :confused:

EDIT: and why?

Rengori didn't make it? WTF american idol sell out pretty boy thing! xD

So who's up then?

Finally, god damn it. :p

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Who the hell nominated me in this category anyway

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Zeldy

Zeldy loves you! :love:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Goldenboko

Goldenboko.............14
themagicroundabout.....13

Lunar ftw

edit: oh xD didn't see he was in the other tally. Grats boko!

Congrats! :D

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

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Who the hell nominated me in this category anyway

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Zeldy

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Originally Posted by Shauna

Zeldy loves you! :love:

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wtf xD

Boko is not cute, he's creepy and Lunar is far cuter than you all!

Do you deny it?

Grats grats :p

*shows up to the party late*

I won MLT Be Pumba. xD Thanks, voters.

Owen not winning Most Missed makes me a sad panda. Oh, well. He would probably be very happy for Christmas if he could.

epic fail :)

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Boko is not cute, he's creepy and Lunar is far cuter than you all!

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Yes. You a correct sir!

LOL Sandshrew.

Sexiest Female
Last winner: Agrias
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Jess
Jojee
KoShiatar
Lekana
Rye
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: Rye Goldenboko: Jojee Jessweeee♪: Lekana TyphoonThaReapa: Rye Jess: Rye Rocket Edge: KoShiatar theundeadhero: fire_of_avalon Bunny: fire_of_avalon

Levian: Lekana LunarWeaver: Rye Shiny: Jojee demondude55: Jojee Sagensyg: Jojee Psychotic: Lekana edczxcvbnm: Jojee

Prediction Party Favourite: Jojee (5/15 - 33%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (4/15 - 27%)

Sexy Females ftw? :D

I can't believe I'm prediction party favorite :p There's no way!

Way, Jojo. Way.

I deserve this award more than anyone.

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Psychotic: Lekana

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FIGURES!

Phew, I'm finally all caught up. I like Tavrobel's speeches because they're like 2 and a half sentences long. Perfect for the consumer on the go.

*waves around Rye and Jojee plushies* Yay to one of these two :hat:

Most likely to never win a ciddie even when nominated for one more than once: Iceglow :P

I can't believe I didn't get nominated for this one!

sod off daniel monica

Looks like Denny went AWOL about five minutes before he was due to post a speech. D'oh. Should I post or wait?

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Psychotic: Lekana

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FIGURES!

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It is how I voted, too. Kaycee is smurfing hot. smurf you Dan and Keith. She is.

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Oh Psy. This makes me so warm and fuzzy inside!

So cuuuuuuute ;)

Wait for a bit? :p

Congratulations to all of you so far. :)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Shiny

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Psychotic: Lekana

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FIGURES!

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It is how I voted, too. Kaycee is smurfing hot. smurf you Dan and Keith. She is.

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Aww thank you paul!:love: :love: :love: :love:

POST IT :count:

I'm going to vomit.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

I'm going to vomit.

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*hands you sick bag*

How long dyou think until we get to Best Vet? It's the last award I'm nominated for, and although there's little chance of me winning I still want to be around to complain about it.

Only amusement park lines and Ciddies fill me with so much anticipation. They also both make me wear a fannypack.

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Ah, Sexiest Female. It's always this category that makes me glad that I'm a heterosexual, single male. Sup ladies. :jokey: Oh wait, most of you are in healthy relationships aren't you. Well, screw that then. Let's just get this over with so I can go home and master baiting fishing line.

In this category we have six repeat nominees, yet last time's winner, Agrias, is missing. foa, Jess, Lekana, ShlupQuack, and smittenkitten are all looking to fare better than last time (that is, win), while (relative) newcomers Jojee, KoShiatar, and Rye are also aiming for glory.

Let's meet the candidates, shall we?

fire_of_avalon:
foa had a two-in-a-row streak winning this award before the last Ciddies. Now she's back again and sexier than ever, ready to put all these others to shame. Everyone loves foa, she's a longtime CK, and she's pretty much just completely awesome. Will foa be the New England Patriots of Sexiest Female?

Jess:
Jess is the quintessential English beauty. As if this wasn't enough, she also wears Trilby hats, which just doubles her sexiness. We've been over this before, but it's worth mentioning again how she's also pretty much the ultimate girl. She probably likes her sport and her beer more than you do! There aren't many girls out there who'll not only put up with you and your football, but out-do you for cheering and then drink you under the table at the pub afterwards. With all of this combined, it's no wonder she's here. Also, she's only ever won one Ciddie, if BoB's EoFF Hall of Fame is up to date! Could this be her chance for (second) glory? :jess:

Jojee:
Joy is an Asian man and obviously some people think this makes her qualified for the Sexiest Female award. I asked Dyslexicon/Araciel to describe Joy in three words. Let's have a look at the results:
[q=Me and Araciel/Dyslexicon]Rob says:
if you had to describe joy in three words, what would those words be
Rob says:
joy like jojo the asian person, not joy the emotion obviously
James says:
Computer-Generated Azn.[/q]
It is evident that Joy's sexiness is completely CG, and thus I declare her ineligible for this award. However, since I can't actually do that, we'll have to see how computer-generated sexiness compares with the real-life kind. (no offense intended joyjoy :D)

KoShiatar:
The newest addition to the EoFF staff (not Staff) (also not staph) plays video games for a living, and her favorite FF game is FFVI. How is that NOT sexy?

Lekana:
She was nominated for three MLT Get Together Awards, she's become increasingly popular lately, and she has boobs. According to her lesbian lover, when asked for three words to describe her:
[q=Jojojojojojojojo and me again]Joy says:
KC: voluptuous, titillating, and bodalicious ;D
Joy says:
TITillating especially
Rob says:
xD i already mentioned boobs
Joy says:
that's a real word
Joy says:
XD
Joy says:
it means captivating
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i know![/q]
Has Ms. Kaycee titillated our voters? We'll have to wait and see!

Rye:
The other Jess in this category is from the greatest state in the Union, although she could have picked a better PART of the state to be from. (Upstate > Downstate! Forever and for always!) Rye's always been hailed as one of EoFF's cutest females, and now she brings that reputation into the Sexiest category. Rye's always got potential to win any award she's nominated for (and there are a lot of them), but can she beat out the competition for this one?

ShlupQuack:
Shlup is a past winner of this award, an Administrator, and her husband is in the band. Sexy.

smittenkitten:
Danielle's sleeping with Award Guy BoB. She could easily rig this thing. Not to mention her incredible real-life sexiness. No one has put it better than our fallen comrade Lynxie did last time around two times ago. He simply asked one pertinent question: "Have you seen her breasts?" And anyone who can say "yes" will know why she's here. ;)

Alright ladies, I've gone long enough. I'd like to thank DK after the fact for stealing some of the parts of this speech directly from him. Time to find out who the winner is!

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As well as people throwing up all over the place :barf:

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Guess what Denmark, I'm not reading your speech.

How do you like them apples!?

Women find me treating one of their own as a sex object to be cute and adorable? Jesus christ guys I think I've made the most important scientific breakthrough of the past century.

I like apples. :)

I love apples! :love:

You can do it, Lekana.

Lekana + Psy cutest cupple 2008

I feel weak, for I read teh speach anyway. :(

Those who didn't make it...
Lekana.................14
Jess...................11
ShlupQuack.............11
fire_of_avalon.........10
Jojee..................10
KoShiatar...............9
RSL.....................1

Seasoned veteran Rye takes on upstart smitte-- ...hey, wait a minute...

there's a fine line between cute and sexy apparently!

Deja Vu! :shifty:

Didn't we do this award already? xD

Screw this it's taking too long.

:excited:

And the Ciddie goes to...
smittenkitten

smittenkitten..........17
Rye....................16

smittenkitten becomes the first female to do the double since Chaos back in 2004. Others to have managed this include Ally in 2002 and RSL (for the males, obviously) in 2006.

:love: grats again, smitten!

Congrats! :D

Congrats, smittenkitten!

We waited a bazillion years for that?

:mad:

HA HA

Oh Yeah!

Congrats again, sk! :D good job

Exaggerating much? ;D

I can't wait to laugh at Rye for this.

Sexiest Male
Last winner: Levian
Nomination Leader: Levian

The Nominees
Araciel
Breine
eiko guy
Jowy
Levian
Loony BoB
LunarWeaver
Psychotic


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: Levian Goldenboko: Jowy Jessweeee♪: Psychotic TyphoonThaReapa: Loony BoB Jess: Levian Rocket Edge: eiko guy theundeadhero: Levian Bunny: Jowy

Levian: Jowy LunarWeaver: Levian Shiny: Levian demondude55: Breine Sagensyg: Levian Psychotic: Levian edczxcvbnm: LunarWeaver

Prediction Party Favourite: Levian (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jowy (3/15 - 20%)

congrats smittenkitten

do you realize youve been going at it for 6 hours?

Go Lev? :D

Danielle! Way to go!

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I can't wait to laugh at Rye for this.

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Do you really need the "for this"?

xD I think that's what happened to me sometime in 2005 too... second place for cutest and sexiest. Then Bawb said something about me not being good enough! SCREW YOU BAWB. :p

Go Levy and other people ^_^

Edit: Go James too!

Edit2: And Lunar! Oh hell, everyone.

Nerds online.... Who would have guessed that some of them are SMOKING HOT!? Well you people (yes YOU PEOPLE) picked 8 of the sexiest on the forum. Well there might be more hidden gems out there but we have yet to see! That or we're blinded by these sexy fools. And just who are those fools?:

Araciel
Canadian eh? Who would have guessed "Dyslexicion" could have changed his name back to his original and people would still find him sexy? Apparently some people did

Breine
He just cut his hair but he's still sexy as hell. Even though most liked the flowing, soft, sexy hair he still makes the short hair look cute too

eiko guy
I've heard from a few how hot this guy is BUT I won’t tell! The users have spoken; eiko guy is the cats meow.

Jowy
How lucky is misfit? I mean really, what a catch! She must be an extreme fisherWOman to be able to catch this cutie! I bet he can't go anywhere in public without girls flocking to him.

Levian
Have you seen him in his Hotel Cæsar shirt? Oh gosh did I swoon. I mean you'd think a Norwegian soap opera shirt would turn ya off and totally peg him as gay or something but he's still a cutie apparently!

Loony BoB
I swear this guy has to beat women off with a stick. Poor smitten....... someone should check for bruises.

LunarWeaver
OMG his eyes are sooo blue! It's like a freaking ocean! One glance and you'll faint from sexiness.

Psychotic
Oh my, this guy is extremely sexy. He can be mean sometimes but that might just get more chicks to like him because you know girls go for the bad boys (psst... He looks really cute in a hat.)

Whoever gets it this year deserves it. I'm really looking forward to the votes for these guys this year. It's gonna be a scandalous race!


Your public admirer,
Lekana

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Danielle! Way to go!

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I can't wait to laugh at Rye for this.

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Do you really need the "for this"?

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I've never laughed at her before, it will be a very new experience. I cannot wait.

I demand evidence that Psy looks really cute in hats

My turn to puke :p

No. You will not get said evidence.

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I demand evidence that Psy is cute in hats

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Look in the photo album for the first UK meet-up. He was wearing a New York Yankees hat.

Who needs evidence? :D

Those who didn't make it...
Loony BoB..............11
Psychotic..............11
Jowy...................10
Araciel.................9
eiko guy................6
RSL.....................1

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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God

I'm my own MILF manages to display contempt for anyone he perceives is below his intelligence

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This is the only - I repeat, the only - valid post in this entire 1250+ post thread so far.

You can all die. Die and get eaten by raccoons.

Edit: Actually I think Bunny made one good comment.

Edit2: Don't mess with my numbers >=[

I'll trade you for a picture of him holding a gun to his face.

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I'm convinced that Psy and Lekana have webcam sex.

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No doubt!

I'm convinced that Psy and Lekana have webcam sex.

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Loony BoB
Poor smitten....... someone should check for bruises.

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This might be the best part of the Ciddies.

I looked like a tit back then with my short hair. I'll post some in the smurfing picture thread if I win this.

Which I won't which is convienient really.

EDIT: Told you.

Levy vs Lunar? Oh man oh man.

I still say go Levy! Lunar is more cute than sexy :love:

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And the Ciddie goes to...
Jessweeee♪

Jessweeee♪.............15
rubah..................13
Araciel................10
Cookie.................10
enano..................10
Bert....................9
Del Snizz...............7
Jowy....................5
Skt.....................5
RSL.....................1

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People actually voted for me, I'm touched. Come on fess up, who did it? Many <3s to you.

I got nine votes?

Wow!

xD Go Lev! :excited:

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Loony BoB
Poor smitten....... someone should check for bruises.

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This might be the best part of the Ciddies.

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(me and Mrs. Towns)

Probably trained in knives or ball-kicking or something says:
hey do you ever make BoB roleplay as AG?
Eskaymo~ says:
WHAT!
Eskaymo~ says:
NO!
Eskaymo~ says:
You sick pup

Omg, Kyle? ;o

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People actually voted for me, I'm touched. Come on fess up, who did it? Many <3s to you.

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I did you silly duck. :D

And the Ciddie goes to...
Levian

Levian.................22
Breine.................12
LunarWeaver............12

Damn straight.

I saw Enano's post and though Jessweeeeee won sexiest male for a second :p

Grats Levyface :jess:

Man, if you guys only knew!

xDD Jessweee is a Sexy Male!

But yay Lev! :D

:excited:

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I saw Enano's post and though Jessweeeeee won sexiest male for a second :p

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Yes, you know it would've been perfect.

So really it was more of a huge battle for second than it was for first, when you look at the vote tallies.

Grats Levy! I knew it was gonna be you. I didn't even vote for you. xD

Swish, if Levian didn't win this one I was gonna cut off some nipples in a rage. I don't know how I got 12 votes, but whoever thinks I'm Breine's equal or sexier than Jowy is licking some hypnotoad.

Evilest Member
Last winner: Tavrobel
Nomination Leader: Bunny

The Nominees
Bunny
Jojee
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Loony BoB
Pike
Psychotic
Pureghetto
Rengori
ShlupQuack
Tavrobel


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: Bunny Goldenboko: Tavrobel Jessweeee♪: Leeza TyphoonThaReapa: Tavrobel Jess: Bunny Rocket Edge: Bunny theundeadhero: Bunny Bunny: Bunny

Levian: Bunny LunarWeaver: Bunny Shiny: Bunny demondude55: Bunny Sagensyg: Bunny Psychotic: ShlupQuack edczxcvbnm: Jojee

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (10/15 - 67%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Tavrobel (2/15 - 13%)

Evil people! :excited:

Why was I nominated for this? Can't you see I am good at heart?

Being evil can be fun :hyper:

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Ah, to be called Evil. What greater compliment is there in this world? Well, Clinically insane, but we hardly have an award for that. Anyway, What does it mean to be Evil? Many types of evil in this world exist. And this year at the Ciddies, we bring you a crop of all types. So now I present to you, the Nominees for the Evilest Member.

What is so evil about a Bunny you may ask? Silly, silly people. Bunnies are by far mother earths most vicious animals. To all who oppose our bunny in particular are doomed. Death awaits them all with sharp, pointy teeth. I mean Just ask poor Bors. He didn’t believe anyone when they said Bunny was vicious. Poor guy lost his head, that he did. So don’t let his cuddly exterior fool you, because at his heart Bunny is a savage.

Alright people, Jojee is not Evil. Not in the slightest. She is too small, innocent, and cute to do anything horrible. How can I say anything bad about her? I mean, its not like she’s standing behind me with sharp objects threatening me not to say anything bad about her. I mean, she isn’t the type to seduce you, get a key to your house, and sneak in at night while you are sleeping and do horrible things to your cat. No siree bob.

Up next is none other than the legendary Kawaii Ryûkishi. Why is he legendary you may ask? No one really knows. Which makes one wonder, how does a man stay so known and feared, and yet no one knows what he has done? Unless, of course, you were involved. However, how often do they say what Kishi does? Does Kishi possess similar power to Cheney? Does he have such an aura of fear he can make others apologize for getting shot in the face by Kishi?

Leeza, part time punisher, full time Stalker. This women is a destroyer, who has claimed her kid can eat people for breakfast. She has bread a Cannibal of a child and is “Proud” of it. I also get the feeling her kid picked it up from Leeza herself, or should I say Dr. Hannibal Lector!

Okay BoB, cut the crap. You lock away award guy in your closet for all but 2 months of the year. Do you really expect us to think you are a good guy when you imprison such a cool cat for so long? How dare you take away the freedom of such a magnificent bird by caging him away. Only one as evil as you would be willing to prevent him from fulfilling his destiny. Shame on you, you evil little man.

WTF? Has Pike even been here in the past six months? A person who can Garner enough votes to make it to the finals, yet isn’t even here? That’s some messed up voodoo :skull::skull::skull::skull: right there. No doubt about it, Pike is one Evil S.O.B.

Don’t let his “I’m a nice guy” lines fool you. This Psychotic is a pervert. Trying to pick up any and all members of EoFF by seducing them with his fancy blue title. Regardless of the fact he fails miserably, he still attempts. Looking passed all his failed evil acts, his intentions remain the same as others. EVIL!

The Azn makes another appearance in this years Ciddies. Wait, why is he here? PG is evil? He’s not even so much as an ass. Sure, he may be hated, despised, and generally loathed, but its hardly because he’s evil. I mean, PeeGee is an upstanding Citizen. I mean, I’ve seen him walk old ladies across the street without so much as asking for anything in return. Well, he did demand their purse. Technically that’s not asking. And I’ve never heard that making demands was evil. I mean, he obviously deserved something, and only asserted himself to get it. You know, now that I think about it, perhaps he isn’t exactly the nicest of guys around. I retract my earlier statement, he deserves to be here.

Rengori? You know, I’m not even going to try. This thing is Site Staff, and I have no Idea who the hell they are. Why is Rengori here? Because it doesn’t talk to me. It’s to heartless to spare a minute to PM me. There, that’s I’ll I’ve got. What? You want more? Fine, Rengori punches Babies too. And then steals their candy. Happy?

Shlupquack is evil to the center of her shriveled, black heart. Why? She has taken the credit for every evil admin act without actually doing anything. She steals from the other Evils to further her own reputation, the damn attention whore. Plus, she gave me an STD once. And I haven’t even touched her. I still don’t know how she did it, but here I am, in the hospital, getting a swab stuck in unwanted places. Beware of the Shlup, BEWARE!

What can I say about Tavrobel? Well, it likes Kefka. A lot. Possibley a little too much. And has been known to switch back and forth from Hating to loving Psy. Now, I may be horribly wrong here and have this thing confused with someone else, but I think you all know the truth to this. Even if this is all wrong, then this thing is evil because it confused me. And that’s not a very nice thing to do.

From Cute furry doom to STD’s, all sorts of Evil runs rampant around these forums. Which has caused the most suffering? Which has caused the most Lasting damage? Only time will tell as we present to you the Ciddie for “Evilest Member.”

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Good at heart? :jess:

I read this one! :love: I AM TOO EVIL. *kicks you in the nuts* See?

Looks like Bunny's got this in the bag :greenie:

Does neocracker have anything better to do with his time than write novels for speeches?

Those who didn't make it...
Kawaii Ryûkishi........12
Psychotic..............11
ShlupQuack..............9
Leeza...................8
Pureghetto..............7
Jojee...................5
Rengori.................4
Loony BoB...............2
Pike....................1
RSL.....................1

Bunny for a fourth or Tav for a first?

hahahaha I love that the speech said this

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Don’t let his “I’m a nice guy” lines fool you.

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about me right after I tried one of those lines. Wasn't even a set up, either, I'd forgotten the speech said that.

EDIT: Wtf 4th? Jesus christ. :lol:

Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

Hey i read that! or well skimmed i!

Tav is evil! But, I feel that Bunny is gonna get this one.

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Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

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I'm bored of you existing.

I'm bored of your mum stinking up my back yard!

p.s. grats

And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny

Bunny..................28
Tavrobel...............17

Fourth tonight!

Who is incarnation of Satan? Stay tuned!

EDIT: Never mind.

Congrats again, Bunny. You evil person! :(

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Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

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I'm bored of you existing.

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I find it funny that people think you matter.

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Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

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I'm bored of you existing.

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Wtf why would you say something like that? That's just not called for, man. Seriously I am just...I can't believe you said that about me.

PS: fag.

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Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

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I'm bored of you existing.

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I find it funny that people think you matter.

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I find it funny that you think he cares. :monster:

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Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

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I'm bored of you existing.

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Wtf why would you say something like that? That's just not called for, man. Seriously I am just...I can't believe you said that about me.

PS: fag.

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I know you are but what am I?

PS I don't talk to Uggos

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Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

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I'm bored of you existing.

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Wtf why would you say something like that? That's just not called for, man. Seriously I am just...I can't believe you said that about me.

PS: fag.

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I know you are but what am I?

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Takes one to know one.

Bunny is Bitter and Evil. A bad mix. :p

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Go Tav. Bored of Bunny winning.

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Lekaka is defending her man! :)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.

Nicest Member
Last winner: Xander
Nomination Leader: Rye

The Nominees
Jess
Jessweeee♪
Jojee
Leen-Leen
Leeza
Psychotic
Renmiri
Resha
Rye
Xander


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: Leeza Goldenboko: Jessweeee♪ Jessweeee♪: Leen-Leen TyphoonThaReapa: Leeza Jess: Jessweeee♪ Rocket Edge: Jess theundeadhero: Leen-Leen Bunny: Rye

Levian: Jessweeee♪ LunarWeaver: Jess Shiny: Jess demondude55: Xander Sagensyg: Jojee Psychotic: Xander edczxcvbnm: Jojee

Prediction Party Favourites: Jess / Jessweeee♪ (3/15 - 20%)

lolz :D

only one guy in this ciddie and he got himself nominated. Apparantly girls are made of rice and everything nice or something.

Needs less drama

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me.

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We’re making a list and checking it twice. I wonder who the nicest member is. Who will win this Ciddy today?

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs? Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log! It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log! Everybody's working for the weekend! Later on we'll conspire as we dream by the fire. lalalala~ Walking in a winter wonderland.

Take it away AG!

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lolz :D

only one guy in this ciddie and he got himself nominated. Apparantly girls are made of rice and everything nice or something.

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That was an interesting speech. xD

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Those who didn't make it...
Xander.................16
Renmiri................11
Jojee...................8
Leeza...................8
Rye.....................8
Leen-Leen...............7
Psychotic...............6
Resha...................4
RSL.....................1

Jessica wins!

Go Jess! One of you :p

ps thanks for 8 votes O_O I'm nicer than Psy ^_^!

Not yet!

Everyone is nicer than Psy! :p

Ooh, Jess, Jessweeee and Rye. :]

haha, at least you're nicer than that cow Resha, Psy.

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I know how you feel. :(

EDIT: Thanks to everyone who voted me Cutest. I was playing Mario Kart 64 instead of giving my (longer than I thought) speech. etc etc woo ciddies

Jess, Jess and Jess?! Who'll win?! :excited:

Hm, I dunno. Jess maybe?

hahahahahaha Pooja I am never going to let you live this down.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jessweeee♪

Jessweeee♪.............22
Jess...................18

Grats Jesswweeeeeeee ^_^

I bet Mr. Loony BoB was in two minds about which of the two Jessicas he wanted to win. 'grats to the weeeee!

Congrats! Jessweeee♪!

^___^ for you JessweeeMusicalNote.

Best Artist! *jumps around happily*

Time for the "Big Ten"...

Congrats Jesswee!

Dayum, straight onto the last ten without break? You're one tough nut, AG!

Gasp!

W! wisconsin wisconsin ^_^

Best Newbie
Last winner: Bunny
Nomination Leader: demondude55

The Nominees
demondude55
Hazzard
James Leopold
Mkusanagi
Mr Cactuar
Tallulah
The Ceej


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: demondude55 Goldenboko: The Ceej Jessweeee♪: demondude55 TyphoonThaReapa: demondude55 Jess: demondude55 Rocket Edge: demondude55 theundeadhero: demondude55 Bunny: demondude55

Levian: The Ceej LunarWeaver: The Ceej Shiny: demondude55 demondude55: demondude55 Sagensyg: demondude55 Psychotic: demondude55 edczxcvbnm: demondude55

Prediction Party Favourite: demondude55 (12/15 - 80%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: The Ceej (3/15 - 20%)

Go Newbies!

dd55 ftw or gtfo

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Eh-up lad, I see ya be new around these 'ere parts, but alas not all ye Nubs make the cut, for ya see my fellow Americarno's, it's time we came about the Best Newbie Ciddie. First up we have Raistlin, he may have only been born yesterday, but his post counts higher then JoJo on crack. Did you know JoJo is a crack addict who constantly flashes her panties to get votes for Ciddies she doesn't deserve? That's right folks, JoJo and Raistlin are one and the same. However up next is a newbie that's made a name for himself in the 3 short days before the Ciddies Nominations, that's right folks, it's the ever cuddly RSL! RSL was born in switziland in the 1950's and has been a member of a travelling donkey rearing farm for approximatly eight years. Still RSL doesn't beat Yams, defined as a Cynical Potatoe from the depths of Russia, Yams has been known to sport tattoes of Cats. Still that doesn't beat the newest Noob of them all, Loony BoB whose obession with Chocobo's leads us all running in fear.

And so my friend's, realitives and that crazy man with the one eye, it's time we spun that wheel of fortune and find out who our luck winner is tonight, over to you Award guy!

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And here is my second speech

Noobs.

I was once asked by a little boy where noobs come from… It wasn’t until I was half way done explaining about the sex process in great, vivid detail that I realized he said noobs and not babys.

This made me ponder… where do noobs come from? Are they different from newbies? And what creates their noobness? I started to look over calculus equations by studying noob patterns… here is the information I had compiled.

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The walls around you are closing in, the ceiling is coming down, and the flowing so going up. Killer ants are gnawing at you.

What do you do? Who do you call for? How hard to you cry? How long did it take you to answer these questions?

if you don't respond to this final question you are a noob. Are you a noob?

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I am a noob.

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Please answer the other questions as well.

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I curl up in a ball call for mummy and cry so hard I kill the ants.

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Interesting...
Hmm yes. Now you must guess why I am asking you these questions.

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Do you looooooooove me?

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No wrong, I'm doing the Best Newbie ciddie speech, and now that is going to be in it, I've been screwing with your head this entire time! :jess: Any last remarks?

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Demondude55 thinks harle-quin is a penis face.

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As you can see demondude55 = bad grammar, and self-loving…
Therefore does self-loving+ bad grammar=noob?
My search continued…

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In exactly 30 words tell me which is better ;) or :D and why.

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Whiskey is the king among hard liquor. It is smoother than tequila and it gets you drunk faster than a bottle of wine. Nothing better than Jim Beam. Winks rock.

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And how does that make you feel?

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Intimidated and Maniacally happy.
How about you?

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Now that I have the response to my Newbie Questions for the Newbie Ciddie Speech very good!

Thats right your answers are going to be used in some way shape or form in my Speech, I've just been playing with your head! Any Last remarks? :tongue:

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There once was a princess caught in a bush so she ripped her dress off and became a stripper instead?

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MKusanagi’s response where just… strange so…
Does strange=noob?

When asking The Ceej questions he replied by punching me in the nuts. The move of a dick. Therefore does dick=noob?
The answer was not yet fulfilled.

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Are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude or a Psychotic?

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Waaah?

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On a scale from one to ten are you a decimal? A fraction? Awesome? Crap? A demondude? Or a Psychotic?

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Despite having no idea what you're talking about, an awesome.

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So if Mr Cactuar= awesome
Does noob=awesome? I sure hoped not.

I also sent PMs to Tallulah, Hazzard, and James Leopold and received no answer. We can only assume they are too stupid to use the PM service. Does that mean stupid=noob?

After reviewing the facts for several weeks, days, okay hours, FINE minutes…
Alright a few seconds…

I found that Noob=Awesome divided by bad grammar minus parentheses the square root of self loving minus dickness end parentheses plus stupid…
Or
N=A/bg-(S-L2-D)+S!

And that is how I solved the meaning of noob.

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Need a catalyst? Why wait? Grab a spammer.

:excited:!

Those who didn't make it...
Hazzard................13
James Leopold..........10
MKusanagi..............10
Tallulah................9
Mr Cactuar..............7
RSL.....................1

demondude55 and The Ceej, both having already won tonight, move in for another...

My favorite thing about newbies are their chubby juicy ankles.

Ceejie or dd55? :excited:

tough one;)

And the Ciddie goes to...
demondude55

demondude55............37
The Ceej...............15

Congrats demondude! :excited:

There you go, Devil Man! Ciddies for you after all!

Congrats to demondude:up:

Best Regular
Last winner: Roto13
Nomination Leader: Araciel and Bunny

The Nominees
Araciel
Avarice-ness
Bunny
Cookie
JKTrix
No. 78
oddler
ReloadPsi
TyphoonThaReapa
Vincent, Thunder God


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: Avarice-ness Goldenboko: Avarice-ness Jessweeee♪: Avarice-ness TyphoonThaReapa: Bunny Jess: Bunny Rocket Edge: Bunny theundeadhero: ReloadPsi Bunny: Bunny

Levian: Araciel LunarWeaver: Bunny Shiny: Bunny demondude55: Bunny Sagensyg: Bunny Psychotic: Bunny edczxcvbnm: Avarice-ness

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (9/15 - 60%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Avarice-ness (4/15 - 27%)

What does 55 stand for anyway? IQ? :laugh:

Oh Devil Man. <3

And Yay regulars! :excited:

Go Cooookie ^_^

Best Regular is a funny Ciddie. You've been at EoFF for quite some time, and you're established. But you don't know who the hell HOOTERS is, and you don't remember the Del Murder-Xander-Yameneko triple knighting.

Araciel - Stop changing your bloody name, man. Award Guy hates it when you do that! Canada's finest, was last seen in the vicinity of Chemical.

Avarice-ness - The self-proclaimed Mayor of ZoZo (and would you dare stand against her in an election?!) has already won one Ciddie tonight. But will she triumph again?

Bunny - Oh man, this guy. THIS GUY. Jesus christ. What the hell is with Bunny? I mean...no. I...what. Seriously. Man. SERIOUSLY GUYS.

Cookie - I only started noticing this guy over the past six months, and I've really taken a shine to him. I think Cookie has a bright future ahead of him.

JKTrix - He won Hardcore Gamer earlier tonight, and I think he's a chat regular. His avatar, though. Man. That thing is creepy.

No. 78 - I nominated this guy. I like his style. He's just funny. That's all I need to say.

oddler - HERO SPIRITS HERO SPIRITS HERO SPIRITS. oddler why the smurf are you reading this, bro? You gotta be HEROING THE SPIRITS. I smurfing love oddler. He's a very good friend of mine.

ReloadPsi - Claims to be my Doppelganger and is not far wrong. We look nothing alike but that's irrelevant. This man likes all the things I like, and will happily quote them to me. Homestar Runner (yeah guys it's still good), GoldenEye, Pokemon Snap. This guy...this guy is probably my soulmate.

TyphoonThaReapa - A'yo Typhoon son!! This is gettin tense!! If you lose this Cizzle, brah we gon' do some drive-bys!! A'yo gon' cap that oddler foo' son!!

Vincent, Thunder God - Call out the instigators, because there's something in the air. We've got to get together sooner or later, because the revolution's here.

So let's find out who won. I bet it's not me! But is it YOU?

oddler!

Go people!

Why do you hate me, Psy?

Man I forgot to save my newer version of the speech in my text file. It had the intro a bit longer at the end so that's why it seems cut-off but there we go. :D

EDIT: I hate you because you remind me of me. I HATE MYSELF! I HATE EVERYTHING I'VE COME TO BE! And you're gay.

Go... everyone... *falls over* I'm too hungry to pay attention anymore, must order food.

Haven't eaten all day because I have no food and it's too cold to go shopping :(

Anyway gogo, *dies*

Those who didn't make it...
Araciel................11
oddler.................11
JKTrix..................8
TyphoonThaReapa.........8
Vincent, Thunder God....7
ReloadPsi...............6
Cookie..................4
No. 78..................3
RSL.....................1

Avarice-ness is going for her second tonight... Bunny is going for her his fifth!

Things are moving fast!

Is that why you hate me too, Psy?

Go Bunny and Ava! :D

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Joy I told you to order food like 2 hours ago! >:O

And the Ciddie goes to...
Avarice-ness

Avarice-ness...........28
Bunny..................20

Yay! Congrats Ava! :excited:

Hooray for (a little) variety!

Yay, Avarice. Avareeeeeeeez

Will you order chinese food, Joy?

Zozo > Jidoor

A nice whopping big "Best Newbie" speech was recently discovered and edited in beneath Baloki's speech, check it out!

Best Vet'ran time!

A long time ago I used to design web pages while listening to the Zozo theme :)

wtf Boko never PMed that thing to me.

Best Veteran
Last winner: Cz
Nomination Leader: Heath, Pureghetto and Rengori

The Nominees
Bert
Breine
Captain Maxx Power
Crossblades
Denmark
edczxcvbnm
Heath
Lekana
Old Manus
Pureghetto
Rengori
Sergeant Hartman


Who they predicted to win...

Jojee: Lekana Goldenboko: Old Manus Jessweeee♪: edczxcvbnm TyphoonThaReapa: Pureghetto Jess: Lekana Rocket Edge: edczxcvbnm theundeadhero: Bert Bunny: Old Manus

Levian: edczxcvbnm LunarWeaver: Pureghetto Shiny: edczxcvbnm demondude55: Old Manus Sagensyg: edczxcvbnm Psychotic: edczxcvbnm edczxcvbnm: edczxcvbnm

Prediction Party Favourite: edczxcvbnm (7/15 - 47%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Old Manus (3/15 - 20%)

Ah, good ol' Best Veteran. I'm a former winner of this, y'know. (And you should know, because if you don't I am going to go on and on about it to you.) Five months after winning it, I became a Cid's Knight. Is that what awaits the next winner of this award? Oh god I hope not!

Bert - Christ, how long has Bert been at EoFF? Far too long! Nearly got himself banned once, but now seems to have found a niche as that loveable teddy bear. I love Bert's posts.

Breine - Breine the Dane. It rhymes! Breine is perhaps best known for his dashing good looks, but I like to remember the times we fought for glory in the elections together.

Captain Maxx Power - Now, Mr. Power, you die! Maxx is another guy who has been at ol' Eyes on for a very long time. I think he likes this place, and its inhabitants, although you'd never catch him admitting it. ;)

Crossblades - Some of you might not know Crossblades. I assure you, I do. He's a god in the FF forums. Absolute God. Now, I know we all like to joke that FF is not what EoFF is about...well, it is. Without it, we wouldn't be here. Crossblades, you keep fighting the good fight.

Denmark - Den comes and goes with the tides, drifting in and out of EoFF. I am always happy when the tide is in, and it most definitely has been in over the past few months. I swear, man, Den for RM will be the first thing I do when I buy this place.

edczxcvbnm - When I first joined EoFF, and was an FF forum kind of guy, I had heard tell of this guy who had "random letters" as his name. A troll who was universally hated. I have no idea who the hell told me that, but smurf you. ed just wants to have fun! :skull::skull::skull::skull:!

Heath - Ah, old Kuja. He hadn't been seen much at ol' EoFF for some time - he prefers smaller forums - but I think the lure of the fabulous football thread and its absolutely cracking atmosphere got him back in the fold.

Lekana - Kaycee is a fun-loving free spirit who really gets this place. She's always participating in every action, be it mafia, elections, or Ciddies, and she is an asset to the forum. ALSO I WANNA SEE HER ASSETS TO THE FORUM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Old Manus - At the time of writing, had yet to win a Ciddie this time around. It happens, man, it happens. I hope you do win one before the night is through 'cause you deserve it. Manus gives the impression of being a random 4chan spammer, but sometimes he'll make a smurfing brilliant and incisive post that hits the nail right on the head.

Pureghetto - Jesus smurfing christ, man. What the hell was that Some Secret Place thing all about?

Rengori - Ah, Lucy. Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. You're not the adorable little RPG World fan you used to be, are you? *sigh* They grow up so fast. :weep: He's now a trash-talking punk...with a kickin' 'fro!

Sergeant Hartman - I just had to write about this guy for Best bloody Member. Yeah I know you haven't seen that yet but that's not my problem. Okay, hatman, I'll talk about your love for hats because I didn't do that in Best Member. His name is Matt. He likes the hat.

AG. Hit me. HIT ME WITH YOUR LOVE.

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I ordered mashed potatoes and spinach and cornbread muffins :jess: And I showered last month! Grats and stuff to whoever is winning foodfoodfood.