chaos: Yeah. You got rid of that!
Rubedo: Well, Rubedo tells you to put this at the bottom of your signature:
chaos: Yeah. You got rid of that!
Rubedo: Well, Rubedo tells you to put this at the bottom of your signature:
I prefer the original. :cool:
I bet you just busted the sig limits, Quick Draw Levvo.
chaos: I've got a question. All of your signature pictures look like hyperlinks. I can see mine because I used "tab" instead of that other thing, or something. But maybe my computer's just screwy, and in real life, my signature is the only one that don't work. Is that true?
what on earth are you talking about.
chaos: I can see my signature picture, but I can't see anybody's. Can you see my signature picture? The one with Trowa?
yes
Yeah, I can see your pic and everyone else's pic. I think your comp is indeed busted.
chaos: Okay, that's good. That's all I really needed... FRIEND.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ancient Seductress
as you can see if you were paying attention to the posts i was not off topic because AS brought the anime stuff first, so just back up out of my grill before someone gets hurt
Hey dude, don't worry. There is no off topic in this thread. Talk about what you want.
Except for porcupine porn. That's what the Fat Chocobo thread is for. :)
Quote:
as you can see if you were paying attention to the posts i was not off topic because AS brought the anime stuff first, so just back up out of my grill before someone gets hurt
Dont worry sweet omnislash, there just random people pay no heed.
And psy that was very rude :mad:
Rubedo: Is Slurpee + Emoticon Porn acceptable? :)
I decided it was my civic duty to warn you the PRM are planning to pillage you guys or us. I suggest Hiring an elite bodygaurd as we have. Don't get The JLOTI though, they seem unreliable. Cool, but unreliable none the less.
On the request of Awesomeman, I am here to pillage this thread. However, I cant really be bothered because im weight down with loot. Give me a min, k\'?
Great! The battle has commenced!! And I did not request it:shifty:, I just invited you for a whooping:)
How about them Fat Chocobos?
Awesomeman, please don't encourage idiots to come to our thread. We have enough as it is already (just look at the poster above me) without inviting them.
Someone tell me whats happening. I have not been paying attention, seriously.
Nothing's happening, we just talk about random crap while waiting for the aforementioned nothing to become something. It's a hard knock life.
Hells yea...
Oh, we're talking about hell now?
I hear it's very tropical this time of year.
General info about Hell: My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :( My dead cow lives there. :(
Temperature: Hot as hell
Ruler: Mr. Mime
You have a dead cow?
Mr. Mime :laugh:
Those things really are truly terrifying. Marcel...
Remember that Pokemon episode where Mr. Mime becomes Ash's Mom's slave?
Remember that pokemon episode where pikachu dies?
Of lung cancer, right? It's his own fault for being a 20-a-day kind of guy.
huh. I thought it was prostate cancer. you know, from prostating too much.
This is going to end up turning into a discussion about whether or not Pokemon have penises, isn't it?
Remember that conversation about Spongebob and whether or not he had a certain shaped one? Gosh! ;_;
Microsoft Sam <3's TUTU.
do they? I know polywhirl doesn't, but maybe charmander.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Charmander's would have a flame coming out of it.
OH GOD WHY THE HELL AM I DISCUSSING THIS?! DAMN YOU, INTERNET!
Don't let the flame go out! ;_______; Or else he'll die!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
The whole "don't let his tail-flame go out!" was obviously a reference to viagra.
PokéViagra Stadium SNAP überSapphireTentacle version.
Wait....what?
It's for your own benefit if we don't tell you.
and all of your unused frustration will go to charity, like saving ugly animals.
Yay! SAVE ZE ANIMULES!!!
However did you guess? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
chaos: And now I'm back. See, four days, I'm really back! :D
Rubedo: Howsitgoing, everybody?
Whoa, 4 days? Don't strain yourself, TT! :p
Rubedo: Knowing me, that's a lot. :)
chaos: Now, I gotta eat something. I just came back from highschool, and my body is freaking aching.
What does eating have to do with having an aching body?
Eating aching body fruits?
...prickly pears? Gooseberries? :confused:
Itchy itchy pom pom balls! Those aren't edible though!
What the crap is an itchy itchy pom pom ball?
In Queens, these little spikey pom pom balls fell from trees, and that's what we'd call them!
...conkers?
What? That N64 squirrel? He has bad furdays!
Wasn't that the game where he swears a lot?
I loved Conker when I was little, but I never got to play the game because he was dirty!
Bah, any non-Pokemon N64 game should be destroyed!
Srsly, except for Banjo-Kazooie and Diddy Kong Racing and um... Space Station Silicon Valley. :D
worD
edit: to what psy said, of course.
You can word it up with Rye, too!
Word It Up With Rye would be a kid's TV show aired at 10 AM where Rye teaches little kids words by...well....I don't even want to go any further.
Microsoft Sam says otherwise:
EDIT: HEY! I AM NOT DIRTY. :(
Yeah, that's pretty much what an episode of Word It Up With Rye would be like.
Microsoft Sam has been banging people on the street to feed his children (Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Susannah) at home. :(
Word It Up With Rye would rock, I would teach words like fangoriously devoured and Stave It Off 123.
Can a robot voice really have sex? Or children, for that matter. Although I suppose the answer to the first question is the answer to the second.
I'm a member of a Final Fantasy fan forum. I don't care about what's real.
You're a member of two, you lying hamfisted ham fister.
I asked him if he could, and this is what he replied. Microsoft Sam is so dirty!
am not. FFi turned into Lauren's Design Studio. So I'm a member of an art forum. Does that make me sophisticated or what.
I'd recommend Rye's new clip to everyone over the age of 400.
Whoa, next you'll be getting an LJ, Lev..er...man. Leverman.
Microsoft Sam wants to get his groove on, maybe he'll join Hawtnakedffpix.
And then he'll post real hentai, because he's that kind of guy.
Microsoft Sam x Linux Delilah
You know he has a gigantic furry stash. Or computer porn, with wires and ports.
Why (why why) Delilah?
Microsoft endorse furries? ugh.
You know it. Bill Gates thinks he's a cat
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...illgates01.jpg
A cat? Even Leeza wouldn't love that thing.
Nifty logo, though.
He and Donald Trump you pose in Playgirl together.
I don't pose in Playgirl! Maybe Playboy, but never Playgirl.
Rubedo: I'm so glad I got a meaningless conversation going! :D
Albedo: *laughs maniacally*
Trowa: *sits and stares and sits and stares*
Oh, so this mess is all your fault, is it?
Nice work!
Rubedo: Thank you, but it couldn't have been done without my trusty chocobo! :choc2:
Albedo: Nice little Chocobo eh? *eats chocobo, then laughs maniacally*
Don't let the Fat Chocobo lot catch you doing that.
They'll touch you in the special place if you do.
Rubedo: Touch, hmm? Sounds nice! :D
chaos: I don't think it's a good kind of touch, Rubedo.
I dunno, I think it's the kinda thing that Rubedo would enjoy.
Can we change Microsoft Sam's name? Its confusing me....
chaos: Hellloooooo!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by SammieBabe
Trowa: I slipped him some coffee.
I could desperately use some coffee....
Oh! *adds MPM to LJ friends list* :D
Rubedo: I've been dead on LJ for a while, but what the hell, if we could come back to EOFF after a five month abscense, we can get workin' on that too!
Albedo: Yes, we sure can, ma' belle peche! *laughs maniacally*
I'm pretty boring, myself, but I share my boring-ness with everyone!! :)
Burp.
Microsoft SammieBabe.
Bill Gates is a playboy mommy.
POT KETTLE BLACK.
I'm a Playboy Mommy? I'm not a mother or a Playboy model, gosh!
Harley.
Harley hates me. :cry:
By "Harley", do you mean "God"?
By "hates", do you mean "penetrates"?
By "Levian" do you mean "Owner of the internet"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
By "owner of the internet" do you mean CrashNUMBERS aka Meat Puppet's concubine?
By "Meat Puppet" do you mean "Rye", and by "concubine" do you mean...actually no, concubine's pretty good.
chaos: Smile is to frown what Levian is to crappy. :)
Trowa: I guess chaos just wanted to change the whole coarse of this thread. :)
I saw this cool, flashy fighting video yesterday where this guy called "Abou" shoot himself in the back, lol it was funny, I didn't see the video today, though, because it sucked and I hated it because of that evil turtle who killed the President with a rocket launcher but, I also loved the goat who stole the pillows from Mr. Perk and Johnson. It was hot. And then they all died in the end because of the fact that everyone has to die in the end in flashy fighting videos, or else they are lame but this video was lame anyways, I cried aloud with mirth and merriment. :)
I don't read posts that are more than two lines. Sorry Shads. :(
chaos: Everybody's calling Ultima Shadow Shad's? Vat a contry!
But at least YOU should still keep calling me "Ultima". That's the original, after all. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Multiple Personality Man
chaos: NEEEVVVVEEER!!!!
YOU LIKE IT AND YOU KNOW IT!!
Rubedo: Yes...Yes I do.
So what else is new today?
Rubedo: Almost nothing. The posting rate in this thread has gone down, and I have revived an old story (actually, more like rewrote) an old story "Seiken WAVE" which got me good reviews, and also got me the writing Ciddy.... Damn Strider took it away from me though.
chaos: Check the link if you wanna read it. Besides that... this chocobo is moving. :choc2:
That's cool...Something to be said for quiet days..I think I might take my son to lunch.. We went clothes shopping yesterday...
Rubedo: Clothes shopping? BORING!
Albedo: *laughs maniacally*
I'm like the vermiform appendix. I do pretty much sod all on the whole serving only to inflame & errupt on an infortunate few.
*is pressing the square button repeatedly in order to "boost" the posting rate in this thread*
I think it might be working, Ultima Shadowow! :excited:
You raise me uuuuuuuuuuuup, so I can stand on mountaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
I like that song. :D Josh Groban, maaaan.
:) + :( = :eep:
Well, looks like you all got granary-style while I was away.
Of course Chuck Norris doesn't need a helmet. He is Chuck Norris! Everyone knows that!
He doesn't need rice to make rice cakes or rice pudding, either.
What about Rice Krispies?
He has a good point.
All Chuck Norris needs to do is roundhouse kick a bird to make Rice Krispies.
I like Paul's new av. xD And true, Chuck Norris just kicks stuff to get what he wants. He kicked moon rocks and they turned into a PALACE OF MOON STONE DUN DUN DUN.
He roundhouse kicked a rock and made the Hope Diamond...
He roundhouse kicked a wooden statue and made jesus.
He roundhouse kicked a fat elephant which made it a very angry fat elephant.
HOOTERS is dead, man.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his keyboard, and the keys he happened to kick were the ones to post porn.
I wish i had an encounter with Chuck, it'd make my popularity sky rocketing.
Yeah, being popular would be great, huh?
HOOTERS no dead :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Resting.
Yeah any association with Chuck would have them fanboys and girls cosplaying as you. Now that's something to praise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but he's well and alive.
No, he's dead, and you can't prove otherwise.
And don't go giving me any of this Fat Elephant or tGA poppycock. That's obviously an impostor.
I believe you are confusing being banned with being dead.
what's the difference? :confused:
Proto doesn't want to have sex with banned people.
like that lowlife baloki thug.
Damn that Proto. He stole my quote position.
And he stole Baloki's heart.
You don't need a reason to damn Proto.
Damn you, Proto.
Damn you, damn you!
I'll get you back one day!
You've already taken away the pride of the pterodactyls. How could you? What did they ever do to you?
Absolutely nothing. Mainly because they lived millions of years before he did, but also because they're nice animals, unlike Proto.
It's his duty to hurt everything nice in this universe. Who do you think killed Abe Lincoln?
John Wilkes Proto. Maybe Barbara Cartland. I don't know.
Your first answer is most likely. Tho Barbra could've done it too. I think they were both in on it.
BREAKING NEWS.
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
http://www.moveout.biz/sitebuilder/i...ot-268x267.jpg
RSL after losing the elections 2006. :(
And I bet they were lovers in some way too. Damn that Proto.
EDIT: YESYESYES.
Speaking of elections. When are we getting our tasks or questions or whatever it is we're getting?
Monday or Tuesday, apparantly.
Yeah, Election Booth got invited to some Pacific island with several other dinosaur experts by an old man who claims to have created real dinosaurs from DNA found in mosquitoes. Then the electric fence breaks because there's a storm, or maybe because there's a fat man, and Election Booth and his colleague's little trip around the island in automated jeeps with bad paintwork is interrupted by dinosaur attacks. Most of them will die, including a comical death with a fellow on a toilet, and also Jules will lose his arm. EB will be forced to take a couple of whiny brats across the island to safety, and then stirring music will play and the credits will roll!
So yeah, Monday or Tuesday.
EDIT: Oh wait, I got EB's life confused with the plot of Jurassic Park.
I don't smoke or look anything like that guy :mad2:
I bet Proto is secretely a match maker of some sort. A failed one.
What do you by "match maker of some sort?"
She means "yuo" find 13 year old girls on the internet, and "match make" them with yourself.
Now I've called Proto a paedophile and a necrophile. What will I call him next? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
Psychotic what is with that ugly avatar?
I like his av. Whenever I look at it, the phrase "Chocolate Love" just flashes through my mind, for some reason. It screams "WHATCHOO' TALKIN 'BOUT PROTO?!"
I said in a thread about avatars that the staff could change mine to whatever they wanted. Someone chose this.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL
I thought it was a cartoon Eddie Murphy, but it turns out it's from some Japanese game about being a robot or something.
Oh man had I seen that post I would've totally changed it for you. But not to that.
That's only every Japanese game ever. xD Maybe we can narrow it down by seeing how many X's are in the title?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Well, you can change it too, if you want. rubah had already set it to a fetching green and black combo before John Doe changed it to this.
You started smoking because you lost the elections.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSL
Change it to like... an oversized animation of Jesse Katsapolis or something.
Don't mind me if I add another TU to TUTU.
Totally Uncool
We won't be doing that until you become a member, dear.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ca89/pwned.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
That's ok. I don't intend on ditching FC for TUTUTU
oh good. I didn't want to change to tututu
Damn, now are we going to get something totally uncool?
I guess we could try the 80's, but it just wouldn't be the same...
This is not a joke.
But your hairstyle is.
oh slam
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...9/notfunni.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Who else thinks that Proto cries himself to Karma Chameleon wishing he was back in the 80s?
Why thank you Princess Psy. I was hoping I'd stay out, but unfortunately, I've been dragged into this thread when I used my chance to use that image. :(
Where'd you get this one from, RSL?
EDIT: Oh great, Spandau Ballet are still here.
My secret stash.
He hides many things in his stash, anyway Psy, Resha is on a mission to seek Man U fans and laugh at them I thought you'd be interested in laughing as you're a fan of Liverpool.
You have a secret stash of avatars? I wouldn't have thought that was necessary, seeing as how you really only use the one.
EDIT: Oh ho, David Bowie. Go post that on Fool's Gold or something.
As for you, Bladen, I'm not going to talk to you until you call EoFF EoFF, and not EOFF.
Are you suggesting that I should use a different one?
How about you use this? I found it on some RSL website and he has a beard like you!
http://rsl.stanford.edu/glover/Gary_Glover.jpg
http://rsl.stanford.edu/glover/Gary_Glover.jpg
Harry Potter and his Eccentric College Professor Years.
That Harry x Snape website with those... pictures just came to mind when I read that. *sad* :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think you'll find, me an Resha are on a mission together to seek out Manchester united fans an laugh at them. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
The Ultima Shadow song:
Hentai makes my day, hentai makes my life
Maybe that's the reason, I've never had a wife!
The more of it I get, the more of it I want
Hentai girls can do stuff that, the real girls can't!
Hentai babes got boobs, bigger than yours
Their perfect bodies turns me on, all the time of course!
Hentai girls are cute, hentai girls are hot
But the real girls in this world, sure are not!
Hentai is so awesome, hentai is so good!
Ultima Shadow seems to be, in a horny mood!
:cool:
Whoa it's an owl version of President Rufus!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Joining on page 47 is probably kind of pointless, but I'll do it anyway.
Page 51 is where the action starts.
I thought it was 52.
That's where it starts to hot up.
This thread is still on the first page for me. 2000 posts per page!
And everything gets jumpin' on page 55 so tune in then folks!
I know I've been mistakenQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made
I've got some imperfections
But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face
But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting
I hope you're not intending
To be so condescending it's as much as i can take
and you're so independent
you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break
But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting
I've made a commitment
I'm willing to bleed for you
I needed fulfillment
I found what I need in you
Why can't you just forgive me
I don't want to relive all the mistakes I've made along the way
But I always find a way to keep you right here waiting
I always find the words to say to keep you right here waiting
But you always find a way
To keep me right here waiting
You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting
And if I chose to walk away would you be right here waiting
Searching for the things to say to keep me right here waiting
page 83 has midget porn.
TUTU's still going strong. I'm not the least bit surprised.
I'm slightly surprised. I was only expecting 10 members!
Really? Wow. I don't believe you Psy. :p
