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Bite me too. But be gentle.
I don't deny being one. ;oQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris
I'd post in this thread more often if I were an alcoholic. :]
>gets in the bite queue~
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
I had a couple of drinks earlier in the afternoon and I felt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreaaaaaaaat. Now I feel weird. Clearly, I need more booze. Right?
Yep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Get on it.
You guys the pianist for my church showed up drunk during service! My weekend has been interesting!
ahahaha what! go on!
He was swearing at this lady outside of the church and she started crying, and then he fell up the stairs. Lucky for him I was the only one who saw (excellent blackmail material), but otherwise he was playing fairly decently, a little bit better than I could when I used to at least!
He just had that "drunk walk" the whole day, and he was eating his lunch standing up! I was chatting him up to keep him busy though so he wouldn't get into any more trouble hahaha.
drunk walk ahahahahaha oh my god
poor dude, happens to the best of us xD
Yeah I can't even count the number of times I've shown up to work under the influence of something. I still think the best part was him falling and thinking nobody saw him he was all like -
"Heh. :smug:"
But I saw.
You should ask him about it tomorrow. Make sure to keep it fresh in his head that somebody saw him.
I was on a class trip to Lithuania for 3 days. We smuggled some alcohol into a hotel and disturbed the peace with my classmates. We had to pay a fine, but it was totally worth it. :cool:
Daniel, it is somewhat mandatory that we get drunk together, because wth how have we not so far? (shut up, Space & Time).
Anyway, normal people throughout their timezones are having healthy lunches of seven almonds, gluten-free sandwiches, fruit and green salads with tuna about now; but I am instead downing six shots of whiskey because I choose to write about terrible things and it sometimes makes me want to shoot myself in the forehead.
Calliope: Good times est. never AD