FF7 riddles

Ansem: True, there is another Huge Materia in there. But all yours are there as well. How the hell do you get them back if you miss the code?

Kounetsu: I dunno, when you got stuck there on your first playthrough, you wnet to GameFAQS.

Ansem: This must be just one of those 'you weren't supposed to notice' things in RPGs.

Kounetsu: Good! Now that that's settled, how about you come with me, GiGi, and we I can give you a formal apology in private... in this dark room... no, don't worry, those aren't sex torture devices... >.> <.<

Heh....'course not....why would I have any reason to distrust you...?

Cricle, Square, X, X!

The code to get the last Huge Materia, and Bahamut Zero, no?

Wrong answer..... You spelled circle wrong.

Ahem, yes 'twas right the rhyming scheme is A,B,C,C each letter refers to a playstation control pad button etc.

I would also like to say that I am very very scared *steals yuri manga and runs away*

Afraid of what? Little ol' me?

Ahem...

You meet me in a twist of fate,
My desire for Gil, you'll never sate,
If you talk right, I'll fight at your side,
But know this! I've bigger fish to fry.

I'm guessing yuffie or the confused cloud as a mercenary...

Doomsdays go.

1000 Giga Points for ya.

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Originally Posted by one_winged_angel

I would also like to say that I am very very scared *steals yuri manga and runs away*

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Ansem: It's your funeral!

Kounetsu: NO ONE STEALS FROM ME! *dashes at Mach 5 speeds with sword held in front of him* TAKE THIS! CHAOS SPEAR!!!! *speeds through o_w_a and he explodes in a satisfying display of gore*

Ansem: Nice job, except you destroyed the manga in the process.

Kounetsu: It's okay, I always have two... just in case.

Ansem: If you had a second one, why get upset?

Kounetsu: IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER!!!!!!!!

Ehhhhhhh... wow. @_@

*9998 appears above head* phew! Good job I invested in that hp plus materia. *Uses White Horse*.... Crap, now the only remaining manga is made of stone....

Halenite: You...

Jon: Destroyed a manga?!

Strato: You will pay!

Halenite: Darkness Arrow!!! Now that last HP of yours is depleted.

Jon: *steals all o_w_a's HP Plus materia and equips them to himself, halenite, and Strato.

Strato: Just for good measure, EXPLODE!

Phew, good job I got a good dex roll to maximise my AC... Hang on... What did you say your strength modifier was? +5? Aw crap.... *dies*

Edit: :eek: forgot it was a long range attack....... *dex modifier
Edited edit: Or was it a magic attack? What kind of saving throw would I need? hmmm... I would guess at a dex based reflex save, possibly followed by a con based fortitude save for half damage.... Leaving me with 1/2 hp... Which I then round up, and survive! *rolls a 1*..... damn

And Kounetsu destroyed one first! Go kill him!

*sighs heavily* someone post a riddle already

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Originally Posted by one_winged_angel

And Kounetsu destroyed one first! Go kill him!

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I plan on it.

Strato: Omega Air Slam!

Halenite: Darkness Arrow!

Jon: Um, *steals Kounetsu's clothes* There a little tight, but the price was right.

hmmm.... Two days.... Whoever wants the riddle can take it

The supreme weapon.
I look like it.
I sound like it...sort of.
But I most definately am not it.

What am I?