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Not in EoFF Playin', he killed me.
How heavy is Cloud's Buster Sword?
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2kg, duh.
Why do Cloud and Sephiroth have only one wing instead of two?
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Because the 2nd wing would be to heavy.
Why don't they make a chocobo monthly magazine?
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Chocobo's can't read, and anybody wo is obsessed enough to the point of subscribing to it owuld probably be one of those people who would never read it anyway, because they'd be too busy with raising/grooming/feeding/training/mating chocobos.
If a tree falls in a forest, why do chocobos have three toes?
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cause the tree ended up hitting and removing the others!
Why can't chocobos speak human?
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Oh they can, they just enjoy us pulling their strings and kicking their sides.
What does Shiva eat?
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She eats your babies.
What is Aeris's favpurite past time?
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drowning puppies
If cloud dyed his hair black, would aeris love him more?
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No. She'd see him as an antithesis to Sephiroth, who has white hair. White is the color of purity, and all things bright and good, primarilly, also, so she would actually feel the way about Cloud the waynshe feels about Sephy, and, also, Cloud would probably have to kill her.
If Black Hair Cloud and Black Hair Sephiroth joined forces to seduce Sephy's mommy, how could Aeris come between them and certain unstoppable incest?
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By turning into the tentacle monster which I would not describe.
If Zack is alive and dyed his hair blonde, will Aeris love him forever and never get into a relationship with Cloud?
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no, she would have a threesome with both. Every night. Twice.
Why is Wakka so racist?
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Because he like cheese crackers, and the Al Bhed like pretzels.
Is it just me or was FF6 short one character?
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Just you.
What is Spehiroth's full name?
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Sephiroth Who-Wants-To-Become-The-Planet-Because-His-Fake-Mama-Was-An-Alien... and so on, and so forth...
Why can't the black Chocobo fly in FF7? Why does it just walk over everything?
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It ate too many greens to be able to fly.
What if Vaan and Tidus met?
