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This truly might be the greatest thread ever put in EoFF.
It was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
How did I forget to mention this code?
aging:off
You don't want your Sims to get old on you when making things like this, so turn it on as soon as you start the Sims up again. If any EoFF babies pop up, then turn it back on :p
Some of the things Sims do is so moronic that you have to laugh about it xD. Like really messy Sims will lick plates clean instead of Washing them. :p Also if a Sim needs a shower but can't find one, he/she will take a sponge bath with a sink xD. (I had a Sim do this in public once)
When people start Dying, keep the graves. Ghosts of Dead Sims will come out at night and do ghost things xD. I'll go through all the ways to die.
Fire. Burn!
Shock. Zappy Zap.
Starvation. Self Explanatory
Drowning. Again, explains itself
sickness. Do I have to explain this?
Fright. This one is kinda hard to plan for. Get scared enough by a ghost or a vampire to get this one.
Flies. Yes, if the room is messy enough, a swarm of flies will devour a Sim.
Satellite. there is a slight chance that if a Sim Stargazes, a random Satellite will crash from space on the Sim, instant Death. xD
Eaten. If you have a cow plant, It eats Sims if you don't feed it.
Old Age. How they are supposed to die. Also is Boring xD
With the exception of Old Age, Cow Plant and Drowning, you can plead with the Grim Reaper to not have the Sim Die and save him/her instead. Depending on how the Sim died, they act different as ghosts and are different colors. A Sim eaten by the cow plant likes to taunt it when he/she is out as a ghost :p
Finally you need to get 8 desks with computers, and make all 8 EoFF Sims go on the internet. xD (If they ever stop playing poker)
I'm surprised I even felt it! I'm sure your big bald head doesn't each come a mile within touching either size of my giant nostrils.Quote:
Originally Posted by DKIt was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
There's a civlization of nose-cave people living up her left nostril! They're trying to expand to the right but it's a long way to go, you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeI'm surprised I even felt it! I'm sure your big bald head doesn't each come a mile within touching either size of my giant nostrils.Quote:
Originally Posted by DKIt was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Well you know how it is. Girl tells a guy he can put it in and it ends up in her nose. Men are such pigs.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeI'm surprised I even felt it! I'm sure your big bald head doesn't each come a mile within touching either size of my giant nostrils.Quote:
Originally Posted by DKIt was all going well, we were just casually making out an' shiet but being in that position I just couldn't resist the urge to see if I could fit my big bald head in one of your nostrils. It worked but you weren't happy about it. I think it was what you call a "mood killer".Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I like my Sim better than the real me.
I wanna see someone get abducted by an alien and then impregnated by an alien.
My god yes. How did I forget about the aliens? DO IT :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Also if anyone makes a baby boy I call dibs on having it called Rantzien. >:O
Day 3: Burn baby, burn.
Last time we saw Jessweee trying to burn the house down. The smoke detector is going off, but the firecrew can't get in because I have no door to the outside. Oops.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire1.jpg
Luckily, Jessweee takes down the fire all by herself.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire2.jpg
Unfortunately, nearly burning to death turns Dan and Huxley into quivering wrecks.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire4.jpg
uh...okay. Apparently they have imaginary friends now. You can't see this guy unless you click on either Dan or Huxley. I don't know what the smurf but alright!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire5.jpg
Rye weeps as her two men are reduced to blubbering wrecks.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire6.jpg
The little crush noise plays and I check it out and lo and behold, Psychotic and Jessweee now like each other. What the hell was my pick up line? "Hey baby, I saw how you nearly killed us all...and it got me hard".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire7.jpg
Dan is now sane again. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Huxley, who has befriended a volleyball in a hat.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire8.jpg
Ooh, shut down!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fire9.jpg
Keith finally goes to bed!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire10.jpg
Huxley is definitely slowly going insane. Right now he is eating what Jesswee cooked. Even though it's, y'know, been on fire. And it's probably covered with a mountain of fire extinguisher foam. She's like "dude, what the smurf are you doing?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire11.jpg
Keith pisses all over the floor. Without the outfit, he is just a disgusting loser.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire12.jpg
And look who has to clean it up. Also yeah I redecorated the bedroom with a wallpaper Shlup linked to...and a Tidus bedspread because that is so incredibly nerdy :laugh: The moogle one qwerty linked to 404'd when I tried to download it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire14.jpg
Stinky Jessweeee confiscates Huxley's new friend in order to make him sane. Let's see if it worked.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire13.jpg
Oh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire15.jpg
Speaking of stink, Rye and Dan are having a contest to see who can gross the other Sims out the most. Incidentally, say goodbye to that smurfing card table. It's all those assholes do all day so I deleted it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire17.jpg
This devastates Keith. :(
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire18.jpg
"Hey baby, if I buy you a flower, will you kiss me?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire19.jpg
"A flower? You cheapskate. How about you buy me some smurfing gold?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire20.jpg
Keith then gets undressed again. Remember those naked hotdogs Shlup made yesterday? This is the last of them. It is green and covered in flies. Keith eats half of it, chokes and retches. He then eats the rest of it anyway.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire21.jpg
Will someone else be joining the underwear club tomorrow?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire22.jpg
I think he's just trying to get attention from Jessweee.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire23.jpg
This time I put a door in, so Fireman Mitch saves the day.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire24.jpg
And yet again, the sight of fire sends Dan and Huxley loco and their imaginary doctor friend pops up to help them.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire25.jpg
Oh why couldn't you have done that during the fire.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire26.jpg
Shlup takes her public indecency to a whole 'nother level.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire27.jpg
She then actually puts clothes on and tries to escape the house through the new door!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire28.jpg
In case you were wondering what Bunny has been doing, he's been dreaming about the stock exchange.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire29.jpg
I love this. Dan's Sim starts complaining that he needs a piss. Alright then, go piss. Instead, he goes and pours himself a drink. (he later pissed on the floor right by the bar, and carried on drinking)
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire30.jpg
Jesus christ does nobody know how to put a book away?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire31.jpg
Whoa whoa whoa nearly missed this one. On the one hand, I just made out. :cool: ...on the other hand, it was with Shlup. :-/
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire32.jpg
The two lovebirds go into the kitchen. Shlup makes lunch. Psychotic breaks down and cries. She must be a really bad kisser.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire33.jpg
Oh Huxley, you so crayzay.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire34.jpg
This never happens.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire35.jpg
I love this one. Jessweee is gossiping to Psychotic about Hux. "Haha that MILF guy is smurfing crazy, he thinks that volleyball is his girlfriend". He is clearly going to stick a fork into her ear while she sleeps.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire36.jpg
Bunny finally wakes up. The first thing he does is to drink alcohol.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire37.jpg
He soon forms a drinking club, as the lads talk about sport. I think they've put all this girly nonsense behind them.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire38.jpg
Rye has a KICKIN' party.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire39.jpg
"You simply must tell me where you bought that lipstick, dah-ling!" ...I stand corrected.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire40.jpg
Okay seriously dude knock it off now it's kind of creepy.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire41.jpg
Saucepan Row.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire42.jpg
Dan wakes up, and like yesterday, the first thing he does is to put on some music and dance to it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire43.jpg
And just like yesterday, look who comes to join him. They boogie for a bit.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire47.jpg
Then they just stand there staring awkwardly for a while. It kind of reminds me of that scene from the Simpsons with Selma and Troy McClure attempting to have sex. "Why don't you come over here and make yourself more comfortable?" "How about YOU come over here and make YOURself more comfortable!"
Anyway, as Sims only seem to do stuff when I am not watching, I decide to go and watch the other Sims.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire45.jpg
Shlup gives qwerty a show.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire44.jpg
Bunny complains to Jessweee about my design choices.
Alright, let's see what Rye and Dan are doing!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire46.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire48.jpg
...oh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/fire49.jpg
On the stroke of midnight, Huxley, Volleyball, Shlup and Jessweeee are all hanging out in the shower. I am not entirely sure why.
My Sim is so weird. I'm either sitting alone, or sexual harassing Ronnie.
Yeah your sim used to be the most boring in the house until the Ronnie thing. Then it was mine until today when he was pretty much the star of the show. (hon. mentions go to Keith, Huxley and Dan though) Now it's Bunny who is boring. Hopefully he'll do something insane tomorrow.
More hilarity! I love how this place is already degrading into massive insanity.